• TAKE A SICK DAY, ASSHOLE HAND SANITIZER

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Take A Sick Day Hand Sanitizer

$5.99
SKU:
SANI-0613
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We dont want to hear you coughing, sneezing, moaning, and snorting while youre trying to breathe.  Seriously, just take a sick day!  We dont want to get sick and it wouldnt make sense to spread the plague through the office!  The sound of you blowing your nose into a tissue does not create sympathy here because in our minds, youre a walking virus farm! 

so heres a hint, try our Take A Sick Day, Asshole Hand Sanitizer so if you must be here among us, at least youre sanitizing after yourself.   Seriously, go home!

Our 2 ounce non-lubricating formula kills 99.99% of germs and the dreaded cootie virus on contact, smells like innocence, and is fortified with moisturizing extracts of Aloe Vera!

Bottle measures 4.25 inches tall x 1.75 inches wide.  2oz.


 

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