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Take A Ticket - Get An Answer Fortune Dispenser

$12.99
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TCKT-0132
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​Chances are it was no mere coincidence that brought you to this page, but destiny guiding your need to satisfy your inner desire to find a find humor and meaning in everything!

Well put down that phone and save the Chinese takeout for another day.  Our know-it-all Fortune Dispenser is our clever take on the iconic bakery number dispenser and it delivers insightful, funny daily fortunes such as:

  • All will go well with that thing you're doing. You know the one.
  • Like revenge, gazpacho is best served cold.

Did we mention that it looks mighty swell hanging on the wall or sitting on a desk?  For a dose of daily whimsy, this oracle is just the ticket!  It's a cool gift for those seeking a little magic, plus it's easier than consulting a hard-to-reach psychic and cheaper than ordering takeout everyday!

100 true blue fortunes in perforated ticket form.  Box measures approximately 3.5 inches tall x 3.5 inches wide x 1.25 inches deep, with opening at bottom to pull tickets through and diecut hole for hanging.​





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