Specialty Gifts and Take A Ticket - Get An Answer Fortune Dispenser at Perpetual Kid. Chances are it was no mere coincidence that brought you to this page, b
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Chances are it was no mere coincidence that brought you to this page, but destiny guiding your need to satisfy your inner desire to find a find humor and meaning in everything!
Well put down that phone and save the Chinese takeout for another day. Our know-it-all Fortune Dispenser is our clever take on the iconic bakery number dispenser and it delivers insightful, funny daily fortunes such as:
- All will go well with that thing you're doing. You know the one.
- Like revenge, gazpacho is best served cold.
Did we mention that it looks mighty swell hanging on the wall or sitting on a desk? For a dose of daily whimsy, this oracle is just the ticket! It's a cool gift for those seeking a little magic, plus it's easier than consulting a hard-to-reach psychic and cheaper than ordering takeout everyday!
100 true blue fortunes in perforated ticket form. Box measures approximately 3.5 inches tall x 3.5 inches wide x 1.25 inches deep, with opening at bottom to pull tickets through and diecut hole for hanging.
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