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Talking Mustache Pen

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Your writing has been lacking swagger and mojo lately.  Your stories have been dull and tasteless.  What are you going to do?  We know.  Try writing with our Talking Mustache Pen!  Youll experience a confidence that you havent felt in months and your writing should greatly improve!  We recommend that you put the pen up to your face and read your stories out loud in a very swanky voice!  

Push the mustache down and your pen will say, Well, hello there!  Seriously, you can thank us later.

Measures 5.75 inches tall x 2.25 inches wide.  Plastic.  Black ink.

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