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Description

Fun Gifts and Talking Mustache Pen at Perpetual Kid. Your writing has been lacking swagger and mojo lately.  Your stories have been dull and tasteless.  What

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Your writing has been lacking swagger and mojo lately.  Your stories have been dull and tasteless.  What are you going to do?  We know.  Try writing with our Talking Mustache Pen!  Youll experience a confidence that you havent felt in months and your writing should greatly improve!  We recommend that you put the pen up to your face and read your stories out loud in a very swanky voice!  

Push the mustache down and your pen will say, Well, hello there!  Seriously, you can thank us later.

Measures 5.75 inches tall x 2.25 inches wide.  Plastic.  Black ink.

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