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Summary

These guys are estimated to have been around for 600 million years... no, not the mints, -Tardigrades!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

 

Water bear don't care...

But we do!  Fight your halitosis microscopically with our Tardigrade Mints.  Tardigrades are probably the most popular microscopic creature at the moment. In fact, they’re fondly referred to as water bears.

  • Contains .85 oz. of mints
  • Reusable tin
  • Tin measures 3 inches long x 1.5 inches wide x half an inch deep. 

So if your breathe needs a littler clean up after your dinner, grab your tin of Tardigrade Mints!

Item Number:
MINT-2910 
739048129106
Tardigrade Mints
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