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The Bitch Pen

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You got something to say?  We know YOU do.  Saying something about anything is your favorite thing to do!  Give the world what it has coming with our Bitch Pen!  Maybe all you do is bitch, bitch, bitch, but hey, you enjoy it!  You can use this really great pen to write complaints, criticism, reprisals, insults and blame.

Make no apology, its bitch time!

This pen makes the perfect gift for the whiner in your life!

0.6mm black gel ink pen.  Measures 5.25 inches long x .25 inches wide.  Metal body.

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