
Bag Of Unicorn Farts
Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you! It's not an illusion.....
Blue Q My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks
Fur real, we'd much paw-fur spending time with our cat over suf-fur-ing through the tox-hiss-ity of hy-purr-kitty-cal friends. After all, mew-sery loves company and our My Cat Is Cool As Fuck...
Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats
Your cat may like to show off that its all standoffish and in control, but you could turn all that around with our Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats. For an immediate attitude adjustment just...
Blue Q I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks
Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly...
Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner
What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends. For it is not made from ectoplasm,...
Cat Lady Car Stickers
How many cats is too many? One, two, three, four, sixteen we havent quite figured that one out yet. The more the merrier, we say! Express your love for all...
Blue Q Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray
After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public. Never before has the world...
Paw Pads Notepad
Let's just paws for a mewment and admire the cuteness. Are you feline what we're feline? That our playful cat Paw Pads notepads are the ideal place to scratch out your stray to-do lists?...
Blue Q Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum
Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and...
Allow your feline to channel its inner Laura Ingalls (or pawsibly the catty Nellie Oleson) with The Cat Bonnet. It is just what the name promises. It’s a bonnet for your cat! Not every kitty is some kind of vain showoff. Some cats yarn for the plain and simple life, rather than shamelessly showing off their beautiful ears.
This modest cotton bonnet with satin lining fits most cats and frees them from a lifestyle of conceited preening. (If your cat is prideful and disobedient, she won’t like it.)
It's also purrfect for playing Little Kitty on the Prairie or Dr. Whiskers, Medicine Cat on those lonely Friday nights. Kneadless to say, it's a must have gift for crazy cat ladies and gentlemen alike.
100% cotton bonnet. Fits most cats. Goes well with gingham kitty dress (not included.)
