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The Difference Between Pizza And Your Opinion Gum

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We imagine that this is what the Lady said to the Tramp, right before she walked out of the Red Sauce Joint they once called "our place."  It's a sad story, but it's a pretty funny gum.

Our extra saucy The Difference Between Pizza and Your Opinion Gum Is That I Asked For Pizza Gum will give them something to chew on and shut them up as they choke on their words.

A great gift for anyone who needs these words delivered as punchy as possible minus the fists.  Which ever way you slice it, you're guaranteed to get a rise out of them!

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated cinnamon-flavored gum in a dainty box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

PLEASE NOTE:  This also applies to all unsolicited political opinions!!

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