We imagine that this is what the Lady said to the Tramp, right before she walked out of the Red Sauce Joint they once called "our place." It's a sad story, but it's a pretty funny gum.
Our extra saucy The Difference Between Pizza and Your Opinion Gum Is That I Asked For Pizza Gum will give them something to chew on and shut them up as they choke on their words.
A great gift for anyone who needs these words delivered as punchy as possible minus the fists. Which ever way you slice it, you're guaranteed to get a rise out of them!
Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated cinnamon-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.
PLEASE NOTE: This also applies to all unsolicited political opinions!!