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Farts In A Jar
Farts In A Jar

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$9.99
Summary

Our odor-so-terrific Farts in a Jar is precisely for when a silent but deadly, just won't doo(doo). Don't stink it up this Father's Day with another tie.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Our o(dor)-so-terrific Farts in a Jar is precisely for when a silent but deadly, just won't doo(doo).

Don't stink it up this Father's Day by offering Dad another tie or pack of golf balls as a gift. Release a scud missile or shoot an air biscuit straight to dad's heart with a one-man brass band in a can.

Trumps, toots, cheek squeeks, parps and whizzpoppers… flatulence amuses and delights us all. Long and loud or low and slow, we’ve canned six of the finest farts for your listening pleasure. Just lift the lid to activate the sensor and emit a hilarious bottom burp. 

Like Dad said... never trust a fart.  Edit: Unless it comes in a can

Measures approximately 2.8 inches wide x 3.81 inches tall. Our Finest Quality Farts In A Jar will encourage you to let one rip.

Item Number:
FART-4885 
5037200048858
Farts In A Jar
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