OMG - Did Becky just drop the kids off at the pool?
With our Gigantic Fake Poo Floater, you can now falsely accuse the little rugrats and have the pool all to yourself. As soon as they're out of sight... Adult Swim!
Not limited to use in pools! Great in hot tubs, bathtubs, shower floors, crowded malls, and beds too! Guaranteed to scare the crap out of anyone!
A seriously corny gift for the potty humor loving weirdo living inside of all of us! Kinda like Uncle John's tapeworm.
Measures a firm 8.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide x 1.5 inches in girth.