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Summary

The Floater Gigantic Poop and more Unique Gifts at Perpetual Kid. OMG - Did Becky just drop the kids off at the pool?

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $25+ when you use coupon code FREESHIP25. (Contiguous U.S.) only. Other locations will receive a discount of $5.95 applied as an order discount. One coupon per purchase. We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

OMG - Did Becky just drop the kids off at the pool?
With our Gigantic Fake Poo Floater, you can now falsely accuse the little rugrats and have the pool all to yourself.  As soon as they're out of sight... Adult Swim!
Not limited to use in pools!  Great in hot tubs, bathtubs, shower floors, crowded malls, and beds too!  Guaranteed to scare the crap out of anyone!
A seriously corny gift for the potty humor loving weirdo living inside of all of us!  Kinda like Uncle John's tapeworm.
Measures a firm 8.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide x 1.5 inches in girth.
Item Number:
NOVL-1629 
718856153084
POOP
*Free Shipping $25+
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