Drum roll please and The Golden Douchebag Trophy goes to (insert name)!
The Urban Dictionary has several awesome definitions for Douchebag- for example: An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
The Golden Douchebag Trophy is for that person! If you're reading this, chances are you already have the perfect candidate in mind! Finally!... the perfect way of expressing to
your ex this individual just how supremely douchey you find them.
Just make sure you don't get caught giving it to them... or proudly present and watch their baffled expression with a smirk!
Made of the cheapest suckiest materials we could find, because we didn't think their douchebagery antics deserved anything better.
Crappy hollow plastic. Measures approximately 7 inches tall x 4 inches wide x 4 inches deep.