Our Granddaddy of all Socks Socks has been around the proverbial block a few times. He's well respected in the sock drawer, an has received accolades for that well coiffed stache that he's had since he was a young gen.
If you mustache him a question, we would spectacle'ate that he would give you a long winded answer somehow bringing up the fact that he used to walk to school in 4 feet of snow.
This patriarch is a wise choice to wear for when you need an extra boost of wisdom tucked away in your boots, certainly not anywhere near a cheat sheet you worked on before hurrying out the door.
Cotton. One pair. Fits women's size 5-10.