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Unique Gifts and The Granddaddy Of All Socks Socks at Perpetual Kid. Our Granddaddy of all Socks Socks has been around the proverbial block a few times.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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Our Granddaddy of all Socks Socks has been around the proverbial block a few times. He's well respected in the sock drawer, an has received accolades for that well coiffed stache that he's had since he was a young gen.
 
If you mustache him a question, we would spectacle'ate that he would give you a long winded answer somehow bringing up the fact that he used to walk to school in 4 feet of snow.
 
This patriarch is a wise choice to wear for when you need an extra boost of wisdom tucked away in your boots, certainly not anywhere near a cheat sheet you worked on before hurrying out the door.
 
Cotton.  One pair.  Fits women's size 5-10.
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An unusual and fun gift for under $10!

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