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Summary

They say the meaner you are, the longer you live. We are gonna live forever. Happy Birthday!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Immortally mean!

For your meanest friends, only our The Longer You Live Birthday Card will do! They say to keep your circle tight and the inside jokes close. So all your besties that are like-minded will revel and laugh when getting this awesome birthday card.

Card humorously reads They say the meaner you are, the longer you live. We are gonna live forever. Happy Birthday!

  • Blank inside for personal message
  • Printed with premium inks
  • White textured heavy stock

Blank inside. Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. The The Longer You Live Birthday Card uses premium inks in Pantone colors and is printed on bright white textured card stock which uses no less than 30% post consumer recycled fiber.

Item Number:
CARD-3506 
200199135068
The Meaner You Are, The Longer You Live Birthday Card
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We're gonna live forever!

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