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THE PERFECT MAN MILK CHOCOLATE

The Perfect Man

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Description

The Perfect Man and more Unusual Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Ohh ohhh, here she comes... Watch out boy she'll chew you up! Hall and Oates had no idea

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

Shipping

Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Ohh ohhh, here she comes... Watch out boy she'll chew you up!

Hall and Oates had no idea how prophetic and literal their lyrics actually would be!  Our Perfect Man Chocolate is the perfect hunk of chocolate for the man eater in your life!

Really, who could resist?  Tall, dark, and handsome.  Okay, dark, and handsome.  Did we mention he's sweet and decadently rich?  Just how your dream man ought to be!  Weighing in at 3.5 oz. he's a lightweight heart breaker sporting adorable heart clad boxer shorts.

Great Valentine's Day gift, taking chocolate fantasies to a new level.  

Solid decorated milk chocolate. Box measures approximately 8 inches tall x 4.5 inches wide x .75 inches deep.

Item Number
CNDY-0636
THE PERFECT MAN MILK CHOCOLATE
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