For years scientists and nutritionists have been attempting to perfect a miracle diet. Im pretty sure we are neither of those things but weve done it, both science and nutrition be damned! Introducing our Worlds Easiest Diet Kit! Dont let traditional hard work and exercise get you down in the diet dumps ever again!
Our kit contains absolutely no hard work whatsoever, only a set of specially designed dieting utensils. Each set includes a hollowed out spoon and a food resistant fork! All you need to do to start shedding LBs is eat normally, though you may want to invest in some of those lobster bibs, and watch the weight (and food) fall off!
Novelty utensils are made of plastic. Kit measures 3.5 inches by 6.25 inches.