We don’t know if the phrase “finger crotch” is a thing, but if it is... we’ve got a solution to covering it up.
Behold... The World's Smallest Underpants! So small that you can wear them on your hands, this tiny pair of men’s tighty-whities is perfectly sized for you to wear over two of your fingers. This is a real (real tiny) pair of classic male briefs that will make every picture of your hand slightly more disturbing.
A real groiner of a gift for the man who has everything. So, next time you let your fingers do the walking, the least you can do is have the decency to offer up some skivvies.
One pair of tiny undies. Made of 95% cotton, 5% spandex. It features a 5.5 inch waist.