Things Won't Always Be This Shitty Encouragement Card Shop more by Bangs & Teeth
Our hopeful and humorous Goldfish Poop Noodle Encouragement Card is a perfect sentiment to remind everyone that things will pass and get better... eventually.
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Our hopeful Goldfish Poop Noodle "Things Won't Always Be This Shitty" Greeting Card Encouragement Card is a great for that friend who is having a bad week, sick or just having a bad luck streak. It works well for a reflection on the past year as well!
- Front of the card features an illustration of two pooping goldfish and says, "Well, poopsy noodles! Things won't always be this shitty."
- Inside is blank for personal message.
- Approved by the Gold Gilled Guild
- Sturdy recycled card stock.
- Recycled kraft brown envelope
Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. The Goldfish Poop Noodle Encouragement Card is printed on high quality, recycled card stock and accompanied by 100% recycled kraft brown envelope.
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