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This is a Fucking Quote Book
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This is a F*cking Quote Book

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Our profoundly silly This is a Fucking Quote Book is dedicated to the eminent individuals whose words are parodied therein. We'd like to imagine each of the living or dead, getting a chuckle out of it. We only wish we could invite them all to dinner. That would be a great fucking party.

This book gathers amazing, amusing quotations from some of history's greatest figures - and slightly edits them by adding f*ck. Why? Because it's f*cking funny. Sometimes it's poetic or even poignant. But mostly it's pretty f*cking funny.

  • Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has fucking landed. - Neil Armstrong
  • Use the fucking force, Luke. - Obi Wan-Kenobi, Star Wars.
  • This above all; to thine own fucking self be true. - William Shakespeare
  • Government of the fucking people, by the fucking people, for the fucking people. - Abraham Lincoln
  • Don't stop be-fuckin-lievin'. - Journey
  • If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how fucking amazing you can be. - Maya Angelou

Basically... this book is a funny as f*ck gift for funny @ss f*cking people.
The title really does say it all. (We're not f*cking kidding.)

Hardcover; 4.5 x 5.5 inches; 96 pages. We guaran-f*cking-tee that our This is a Fucking Quote Book is what they really f*cking want for Christmas.

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