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Description

Unique Gifts and Toast Bandages at Perpetual Kid. Toast is so much more than just a side order. Put one of these Toast Bandages on any minor wound to experience

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

Shipping

Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Toast is so much more than just a side order. Put one of these Toast Bandages on any minor wound to experience for yourself the incredible healing power of toast!

Each 3.75" tall metal tin contains fifteen adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.

*Note:  This prodcut contains natural rubber latex which may cause allergic reactions.

Item Number
BNDG-1861
TOAST BANDAGES
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