Unique Gift Sale

Toys For Kids of ALL Ages!

Looking for wild + wacky off-the-wall gifts?  Find hilarious, weird, smelly, sticky, gross, unique, and totally fun presents for big kids and the kids that love them!  We guarantee our awesome selection of offbeat toys will catapult you to favorite aunt, uncle, or nana status in no time!

Pocket Telescope

$7.99

Give your budding astronomer a Pocket Telescope and they'll feel like the stars are just within reach! It may be pocket-sized but this handy gadget is more powerful than it looks! It magnifies small or distant objects so they appear up to 8 times closer...

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3D Coloring Book & Markers

$5.69

Put down those boring 2D coloring books, and expand your mind and creativity with our addictive 3D Coloring Book!   Your coloring skills have progressed greatly since your first doodlings as a toddler.. but now it's time to take your coloring to...

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Touchabubbles

$3.99

We're all familiar with traditional bubbles. You know how it goes, you stick the wand in, blow, bubble forms, floats around for a bit and then falls to the floor and pops! How completely boring is that? We thought so too... that's why we are introducing...

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Penguin Self-Rising Squishy Toy

$5.99

Stressed out? Waddle do? Our Penguin Self-Rising Squishy Toy is happy to come to the rescue! If you love penguins, and hate drama our slow rising squishy toy will leave you feeling relaxed and oh-so-satisfied. In fact, it's pretty much guaranteed to...

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Unicorn Solar Dancer

$3.99

Our upbeat Unicorn Solar Dancer is the touch of whimsy you need in your life! Such as yourself, it needs sun to function. Once this mythical creature is super charged from the sun it can jam out to your favorite tunes with a gentle amount of headbanging...

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Nose Aerobics Basketball

$3.99

The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body.   That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thing.   It's exercise for your nose!   Dramatically increase your sense of smell* while having fun! Just use your head and nose...

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Giant Stress Ball

$19.99

Stressed out? You knead to try our Giant Stress Ball! For those moments when you feel like ringing someones neck, just grab this giant squishy ball and squeeze your cares way! Before you know it, you'll have squeezed your way to peaceful and tranquil...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

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Rainy Dayz Gel Crayons

$12.29

Gloomy rainy day got you down?  Instead of waiting around for a rainbow to appear, color your way to a sunny day! Our amazing Rainy Dayz Gel Crayons will brighten up any day!  With their vibrant, bold colors and powerful gloom-fighting powers,...

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Colorful Fruity Scented Marker Set

$7.99

Time machine hop back to the days of sticker books, He-Man and Cabbage Patch Kids... here to take you back to your childhood are our new Colorful Fruity Scented Marker Set!   They're like the love child of Sharpie + Mr. Sketch!  A magical...

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Hillary Clinton Squash + Toss

$4.79

More entertaining than watching Bill's reaction to the balloons at the DNC... is our criminally fun Hillary Squish and Toss! If the shock and awe of this year's presidential campaign has left you screaming "Liar liar, pant suit on fire!" at the screen,...

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Indoor Snowball Fight Snowballs

$6.99

Pillow fights are so passe! With our Snowtime Anytime Indoor Snowballs, you can have a real indoor snowball fight whenever the mood strikes! These specially designed snowballs are light and fluffy and feel like a real snowball, but they have a...

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Donald Trump Squash + Toss

$4.79

Whether he's hair today and gone tomorrow... the truth is, there's no escaping the Donald at the moment.  Big D's relentless media coverage and err... interesting tweets, have him trumping most of the news. Now instead of taking your frustrations...

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Bag O' Dirt

$14.99

Can you dig it? We can dig it! Can you all dig it? We can dig it! Whoomp, here it is! Our endlessly fun Bag O Dirt is going old skool (and preschool!) Because the truth is, the thrill of playing in the dirt never get's old - we just call it gardening...

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Pop Pop Snappers

$0.99

The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snappers!  These classic bang snaps aren't just fun to throw, they're the best noisemakers around!  Who knew that something without a touch...

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The Big Book of Awards for Kids

$16.99

With The Big Book of Awards for Kids, you can reward kiddos for exemplary efforts in a host of different funny and unique categories, from the supremely silly to the decidedly difficult, such as: Surviving a long car ride Defending the...

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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.59

Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry, there are plenty of...

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Fartzooka Fart Machine

$11.99

Have a gas with our super cheeky Fartzooka!   Highly addictive, like your Aunt Meg's bean and cheesy nacho dip, you won't want to put it down!   Just pull back, grip and let 'er rip! You can fine tune your instrument with the touch of a...

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Bugs + Dirt In A Jar

$14.99

Miss the thrill of playing in the dirt but not so fond of the mess? Stand back while we unearth our Type A friendly Bugs + Dirt In A Jar! Now for the dirty truth... This unique molding compound feels almost exactly like real dirt except it doesn't get...

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