Unique Gift Sale

Toys For Kids of ALL Ages!

Looking for wild + wacky off-the-wall gifts?  Find hilarious, weird, smelly, sticky, gross, unique, and totally fun presents for big kids and the kids that love them!  We guarantee our awesome selection of offbeat toys will catapult you to favorite aunt, uncle, or nana status in no time!

Fairy Tale Crayons

$5.69

Once upon a time, I was coloring at the kitchen table with some boring old wax crayons.  When, out of nowhere, the world's most awesome and amazing mom showed up with Fairy Tale Crayons!  Each crayon had a beautifully decorated fairy tale...

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Soapy Dough

$4.79

Kids spend all day diligently striving to get as stinky and filthy as possible. Now in a surprising turn of events, thanks to our super sudsy Soapy Dough, you may just find your kids begging to come clean! This amazing new compound is shapeable,...

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The Big Book of Awards for Kids

$16.19

With The Big Book of Awards for Kids, you can reward kiddos for exemplary efforts in a host of different funny and unique categories, from the supremely silly to the decidedly difficult, such as: Surviving a long car ride Defending the...

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Crystal Growing Volcano

$7.99

Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray, terraforming solution...

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Big Mouth Gigantic Donut Pool Float

$24.99

Sit back, relax and fall into a giant donut!   Imagine yourself on a tropical island, just like the one that's obviously not Photoshop'd into our picture.   You're surrounded by waves and warmth and there's a refreshing beverage in your hand! ...

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President Trump Troll

$9.49

Meet the President Trump Troll. The greatest collectible for both fans and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say. "My hair, my hair is SO...

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Big Bag of Fun

$12.99

Entertain your inner child with our Big Bag of Fun! Inside you'll find all the favors, treats and gifts you need to keep the party going! This grab bag is chock full of great prizes for birthday parties, goody bags, bingo nights, card games, novelty...

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Donald Trump Squash + Toss

$4.79

Whether he's hair today and gone tomorrow... the truth is, there's no escaping the Donald at the moment.  Big D's relentless media coverage and err... interesting tweets, have him trumping most of the news. Now instead of taking your frustrations...

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Land Shark Floor Slide

$9.99

Shark lovers will get a real kick out of our Land Shark Floor Slide! Forget the floor is hot lava game! This clever little doodad will slide and glide over any floor, making it look like there is a real shark swimming through the house! It...

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Creatibles D.I.Y. Eraser Kit

$11.99

First you make it... and then you bake it!   Were you an 80's kid with a pretty impressive eraser collection?   Well now you can handcraft your very own super-tastic erasers! Our incredible Creatibles D.I.Y. Eraser Kit comes with a spectrum of...

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Touchabubbles

$3.99

We're all familiar with traditional bubbles. You know how it goes, you stick the wand in, blow, bubble forms, floats around for a bit and then falls to the floor and pops! How completely boring is that? We thought so too... that's why we are introducing...

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Colorful Fruity Scented Marker Set

$7.99

Time machine hop back to the days of sticker books, He-Man and Cabbage Patch Kids... here to take you back to your childhood are our new Colorful Fruity Scented Marker Set!   They're like the love child of Sharpie + Mr. Sketch!  A magical...

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Bugs + Dirt In A Jar

$11.99

Miss the thrill of playing in the dirt but not so fond of the mess? Stand back while we unearth our Type A friendly Bugs + Dirt In A Jar! Now for the dirty truth... This unique molding compound feels almost exactly like real dirt except it doesn't get...

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Bag O' Dirt

$11.99

Can you dig it? We can dig it! Can you all dig it? We can dig it! Whoomp, here it is! Our endlessly fun Bag O Dirt is going old skool (and preschool!) Because the truth is, the thrill of playing in the dirt never get's old - we just call it gardening...

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Hillary Clinton Squash + Toss

$4.79

More entertaining than watching Bill's reaction to the balloons at the DNC... is our criminally fun Hillary Squish and Toss! If the shock and awe of this year's presidential campaign has left you screaming "Liar liar, pant suit on fire!" at the screen,...

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Nose Aerobics Basketball

$3.99

The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body.   That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thing.   It's exercise for your nose!   Dramatically increase your sense of smell* while having fun! Just use your head and nose...

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Rainy Dayz Gel Crayons

$12.29

Gloomy rainy day got you down?  Instead of waiting around for a rainbow to appear, color your way to a sunny day! Our amazing Rainy Dayz Gel Crayons will brighten up any day!  With their vibrant, bold colors and powerful gloom-fighting powers,...

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125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes

$7.59

Make your notes a little more exciting with our 125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes!  If you're writing a note, chances are it's something important, and if it's not important it's probably something boring.  While playfully wielding...

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Emergency Unicorn Sound Machine

$8.99

Our lovely pocket-sized Emergency Unicorn Sound Machine is an essential item for all true unicorn lovers! And since you've found yourself here at Perpetual Kid (possibly via our unicorn powered search)... there's a distinct possibility that you meet such...

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Fartzooka Fart Machine

$11.99

Have a gas with our super cheeky Fartzooka!   Highly addictive, like your Aunt Meg's bean and cheesy nacho dip, you won't want to put it down!   Just pull back, grip and let 'er rip! You can fine tune your instrument with the touch of a...

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Flash Rocks

$4.79

Is that triboluminescence in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?   Forseriously though...  Just rub our Flash Rocks together to see a totally natural piezoelectric rock show!  They'll glow internally and emit a distinctive...

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Giant Stress Ball

$19.99

Stressed out? You knead to try our Giant Stress Ball! For those moments when you feel like ringing someones neck, just grab this giant squishy ball and squeeze your cares way! Before you know it, you'll have squeezed your way to peaceful and tranquil...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.39

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.59

Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry, there are plenty of...

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