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Toys For Kids of ALL Ages!

Looking for wild + wacky off-the-wall gifts?  Find hilarious, weird, smelly, sticky, gross, unique, and totally fun presents for big kids and the kids that love them!  We guarantee our awesome selection of offbeat toys will catapult you to favorite aunt, uncle, or nana status in no time!

Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit

$6.99

Allow us to introduce to our Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit, along with Pierce and Gemma. They're a couple of friends that love to explore and discover awesome space rocks, like the ones included in this set, and they're super excited to teach you...

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Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband

$6.99

Our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband is holiday pride you just can't hide! Some may think this is over the top, but when it comes to spreading holiday cheer, is there really such a thing?   Wear this to a party, or at the supermarket,...

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Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

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Rock + Crystal Excavation Dig Kit

$8.99

Don't be the last to discover our Rock and Crystal Excavation Dig Kit! It's a gift so rockin' we guarantee your kids will totally dig it! Feeling a little ancient and not so in touch with kids are into these days? Brush it off and connect with your...

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Pop Pop Snappers

$0.99

Drop it!  Throw it!  Step on it!  Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snappers!  These classic bang snaps aren't just fun to throw, they're the best...

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Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit

$6.99

Encourage kids to discover, learn, and explore with our Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit!  Pierce and Gemma, friends that love to explore and discover awesome fluorescent rocks, will assist your kiddos with their exploration by way of...

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Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99

Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray, terraforming solution...

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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of ScaryDo you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

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Crystal Growing Coral Reef

$11.99

Are you feeling underwater with all of the work and tasks hanging over your head?  You might as well enjoy the view!     Forge a new world on your desk with our Crystal Growing Coral Reef... it's like snorkeling at your desk!...

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Hillary Clinton Squash + Toss

$4.99

More entertaining than watching Bill's reaction to the balloons at the DNC... is our criminally fun Hillary Squish and Toss! If the shock and awe of this year's presidential campaign has left you screaming "Liar liar, pant suit on fire!" at the screen,...

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Donald Trump Squash + Toss

$4.99

Whether he's hair today and gone tomorrow... the truth is, there's no escaping the Donald at the moment.  Big D's relentless media coverage and err... interesting tweets, have him trumping most of the news. Now instead of taking your frustrations...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

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Indoor Snowball Fight Snowballs

$6.99

Pillow fights are so passe! With our Snowtime Anytime Indoor Snowballs, you can have a real indoor snowball fight whenever the mood strikes! These specially designed snowballs are light and fluffy and feel like a real snowball, but they have a...

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Green Glux Luminous Glowing Super Putty

$6.99

Super Sized Extraterrestrial Sneeze With our Green Glux Luminous Glowing Super Putty, our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades!  Seriously, this stuff glows like nothing we have ever seen. It just sucks up the sunlight and brilliantly radiates...

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Unicorn Solar Dancer

$3.99

Our upbeat Unicorn Solar Dancer is the touch of whimsy you need in your life! Such as yourself, it needs sun to function. Once this mythical creature is super charged from the sun it can jam out to your favorite tunes with a gentle amount of headbanging...

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President Trump Troll

$14.99

Meet the President Trump Troll. The greatest collectible for both fans and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say. "My hair, my hair is SO...

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Giant Stress Ball

$19.99

Stressed out? You knead to try our Giant Stress Ball! For those moments when you feel like ringing someones neck, just grab this giant squishy ball and squeeze your cares way! Before you know it, you'll have squeezed your way to peaceful and tranquil...

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The Super Duper Ball Kit

$5.99

What's more fun than playing with super bouncy balls?  Making them with our Super Duper Bouncy Ball Kit, of course!   With this simple yet awesomely fun kit, you can make 6 vibrant, customized, multicolored, high bouncing balls!...

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Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99

Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and mineral appear to be very much...

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Bugs + Dirt In A Jar

$14.99

Miss the thrill of playing in the dirt but not so fond of the mess? Stand back while we unearth our Type A friendly Bugs + Dirt In A Jar! Now for the dirty truth... This unique molding compound feels almost exactly like real dirt except it doesn't get...

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Fartzooka Fart Machine

$11.99

Farts Are Funny!Have a gas with our super cheeky Fartzooka!   Highly addictive, like your Aunt Meg's bean and cheesy nacho dip, you won't want to put it down!   Just pull back, grip and let 'er rip! You can fine tune your instrument with the...

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Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.59

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food has gone global! Today, Astronaut...

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Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life!   Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar...

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Flash Rocks

$4.99

Is that triboluminescence in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?   Forseriously though...  Just rub our Flash Rocks together to see a totally natural piezoelectric rock show!  They'll glow internally and emit a distinctive...

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3D Coloring Book & Markers

$5.99

Put down those boring 2D coloring books, and expand your mind and creativity with our addictive 3D Coloring Book!   Your coloring skills have progressed greatly since your first doodlings as a toddler.. but now it's time to take your coloring to...

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T.V. Rock

$5.99

Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the surface of this naturally occurring mineral.   This unusual effect is the result of your rock's...

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