Toys For Kids of ALL Ages!

Looking for wild + wacky off-the-wall gifts?  Find hilarious, weird, smelly, sticky, gross, unique, and totally fun presents for big kids and the kids that love them!  We guarantee our awesome selection of offbeat toys will catapult you to favorite aunt, uncle, or nana status in no time!

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Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit

$6.99 $3.00

Encourage kids to discover, learn, and explore with our Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit!  Pierce and Gemma, friends that love to explore and discover awesome fluorescent rocks, will assist your kiddos with their exploration by way of...

Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit

$6.99 $3.00

Allow us to introduce to our Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit, along with Pierce and Gemma. They're a couple of friends that love to explore and discover awesome space rocks, like the ones included in this set, and they're super excited to teach you...

Finger Monsters!

$8.99

They're baaaack... Our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away from our warehouse! We've heard reports from our customers that they have found them stowing away...

Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99

Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and mineral appear to be very much alike....

Indoor Snowball Fight Snowballs

$6.99

Pillow fights are so passe! With our Snowtime Anytime Indoor Snowballs, you can have a real indoor snowball fight whenever the mood strikes! These specially designed snowballs are light and fluffy and feel like a real snowball, but they have a satisfying...

Frogger Tiny Arcade

$19.99

And you thought your commute was bad. Our World's Smallest Frogger Tiny Arcade is a throwback to when 8-bit was cutting technology and hanging out at the arcade was a typical Friday night. If you're old enough to have played this game in the 80's...

Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.59

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food has gone global! Today, Astronaut...

Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

President Trump Troll

$14.99

Meet the President Trump Troll. The greatest collectible for both fans and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say. "My hair, my hair is SO...

Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99 $2.00

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong

$8.99

S-T-R-E-T-C-H  Our World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong stretches into hundreds of different positions, and he returns to his normal size! Well sorta normal size, since he is officially the World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong! Your...

Bag O' Dirt

$14.99

Can you dig it? We can dig it! Can you all dig it? We can dig it! Whoomp, here it is! Our endlessly fun Bag O Dirt is going old skool (and preschool!) Because the truth is, the thrill of playing in the dirt never get's old - we just call it gardening...

Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99 $4.00

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life!   Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar a...

T.V. Rock

$5.99 $3.00

Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the surface of this naturally occurring mineral.   This unusual effect is the result of your rock's...

Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99 $3.00

Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray, terraforming solution...

Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband

$6.99 $2.00

Our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband is holiday pride you just can't hide! Some may think this is over the top, but when it comes to spreading holiday cheer, is there really such a thing?   Wear this to a party, or at the supermarket,...

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float With Shark Bite

$39.99

6 Foot Long Ice Cream Sandwich!Our durable (and apparently delicious) Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float is perfect for lounging in the pool, river, or ocean!   Now we have to say, that even if you're super tight with Jabberjaw and the gang... if you're...

Unicorn Solar Dancer

$3.99

Our upbeat Unicorn Solar Dancer is the touch of whimsy you need in your life! Such as yourself, it needs sun to function. Once this mythical creature is super charged from the sun it can jam out to your favorite tunes with a gentle amount of headbanging...

Schwetty Balls Golf Balls

$4.99 $2.00

Any golfer knows they play better with Schwetty Balls! Seriously, it's worth getting a box just so a golfer can say, "I'm playing with Schwetty Balls!" Surprisingly, these golf balls perform very well and many customers use them on a regular basis. Each...

Fartzooka Fart Machine

$11.99

Farts Are Funny!Have a gas with our super cheeky Fartzooka!   Highly addictive, like your Aunt Meg's bean and cheesy nacho dip, you won't want to put it down!   Just pull back, grip and let 'er rip! You can fine tune your instrument with the...

Flash Rocks

$4.99 $2.00

Is that triboluminescence in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?   Forseriously though...  Just rub our Flash Rocks together to see a totally natural piezoelectric rock show!  They'll glow internally and emit a distinctive odor!...

Donald Trump Squash + Toss

$4.99

Whether he's hair today and gone tomorrow... the truth is, there's no escaping the Donald at the moment.  Big D's relentless media coverage and err... interesting tweets, have him trumping most of the news. Now instead of taking your frustrations...

Crystal Growing Coral Reef

$11.99

Are you feeling underwater with all of the work and tasks hanging over your head?  You might as well enjoy the view!     Forge a new world on your desk with our Crystal Growing Coral Reef... it's like snorkeling at your desk!    ...

Pop Pop Snappers

$0.99 $0.50

Drop it!  Throw it!  Step on it!  Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snappers!  These classic bang snaps aren't just fun to throw, they're the best...

Rainy Dayz Gel Crayons

$16.99

Vibrant and Bold Gloomy rainy day got you down?  Instead of waiting around for a rainbow to appear, color your way to a sunny day! Our amazing Rainy Dayz Gel Crayons will brighten up any day!  With their vibrant, bold colors and powerful...

Pizza Playing Cards

$6.99

Our Hot & Delicious Pizza Playing Cards are just begging you to take them home with you. And lucky you! They're available for delivery! These photo-realistic playing cards are cut in a familiar triangle shape, which makes it feel like you either have...