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Gotta wild child on your hands?  Find a one of a kind gift for the chip off the ole block with our offbeat collection of hilarious accouterments for your baby or toddler!  With silly pacifiers, unique bibs, witty sippy cups and more to choose from, you're sure be the hit of the next baby shower or birthday party!

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Customer Appreciation Bonus Gift! We're giving you a very special *Thank You* for supporting a small business this holiday season!  As a special bonus, you will receive a free promotional Gift Certificate equal to 10% of your order on your product...

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LED Light Up Bobo Balloons

$12.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

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Bag of Fool's Gold

$3.99

We pity the fool who doesn't appreciate a Bag of Fool's Gold! (Mr. T voice) It's a golden opportunity to give kids a little booty in their stockings this year! Can you dig it? As the name (and price!) suggests, this bag is not filled with gold...

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Finger Yoga Mini Kit

$9.99

Bend, Stretch, Relax. Yoga-t to try it for yourself! Bliss is just within (your fingers') reach when you practice with our Finger Yoga Mini Kit! Step your tired fingers into a pair of teeny yoga pants, roll out your desktop mat, and give those tired...

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Frogger Tiny Arcade

$19.99

And you thought your commute was bad. Our World's Smallest Frogger Tiny Arcade is a throwback to when 8-bit was cutting technology and hanging out at the arcade was a typical Friday night. If you're old enough to have played this game in the 80's...

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Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube

$24.99

Straight from grandma's candy dish Our Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube Sled is ready to take you around and around, and a up and down that hill over and over again! This snow tube will feel right at home on a brisk winter day! Just imagine...

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Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Ahhh. There's nothing better than soft, fresh snow! ​​And whether you're looking to Shred the Gnar or Shave Ice you'll have an arctic blast on our Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube! At 4 feet long it's hilariously big! You'll experience a sugar-rush-like thrill...

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Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set

$12.99

This is nacho Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set, yet! Thumb wrestling meets lucha libre with our unique Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set that brings the competitive Mexican sport to enthusiasts all over the world! Known for its bold...

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Mini Bob Ross By The Numbers Painting Kit

$9.99

There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend. Our teeny tiny Mini Bob Ross by the Numbers Painting Kit will encourage you to discover the joy of painting, just like Bob Ross himself! Happy little trees and cloulds, here we come! Spoiler Alert!...

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Mini Desktop Cornhole Kit

$9.99

Give it a toss! Throw that bag in the hole! Our magnificently Mini Desktop Cornhole Kit includes everything you need to play desktop cornhole at the office with co-workers, at home with your cat, or at parties with friends! Two raised...

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Mini Desktop Golf Kit

$7.99

Feel like just puttering around? Our tee-rific Mini Desktop Golf Kit is the desktop distraction every golf enthusiast needs! Millions of golf lovers sit at their desks daydreaming of being on the golf course while stuck at work. That's exactly why this...

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Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks

$7.99

Twister -The Game That Ties You Up in Knots! Our officially-licensed Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks gives your hands a well-deserved break and some serious fun! Work, work, work. All day long. Thanklessly typing on keyboards, buttoning shirts,...

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Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit

$6.99

Allow us to introduce to our Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit, along with Pierce and Gemma. They're a couple of friends that love to explore and discover awesome space rocks, like the ones included in this set, and they're super excited to teach you...

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Star Trek Light-and-Sound Communicator Set

$12.99

Beam me up Scotty!  Our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Communicator Set includes is a mini replica from the original Star Trek series with Kirk and Spock or TOS (The Original Series) for those in the know! Star Trek fans and collectors will love this...

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The Original Squirmles

$3.99

Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974...  re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wiggle, jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups. Spoiler Alert: The secret is...

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Desktop Horseshoes Game

$8.99

A dead ringer of the full size game! Feel like horsing around? Our mini Desktop Horseshoes Game brings the fun of horseshoes indoors on rainy days and during the cold months! With the miniature desktop version of the classic lawn game, you can now...

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Desktop Ping Pong

$7.99

It’s on like Ping Pong. Unleash your inner Forest Gump with our Desktop Ping Pong! Lovers of table tennis can now take their favorite sport with them wherever they go! This newest addition to collection of desktop sports mini kits contains...

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Finger Weightlifting Set

$9.99

Is your middle finger the only one receiving a regular workout? It's time to beef up your knuckle sandwich with our Finger Weightlifting Set! They won't know what hit them!  This one-of-a-kind miniature weightlifting set lets you pump...

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Giant Frosted Donut Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Snow days rule, donut you know? Our enormously fun Giant Frosted Donut Snow Tube Sled will help you take a bite out of winter! Yay! Snow!! Donut just stand there with a glazed look on your face. Take a bite out of winter by hopping on our 3-foot...

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Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband

$6.99

Our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband is holiday pride you just can't hide! Some may think this is over the top, but when it comes to spreading holiday cheer, is there really such a thing?   Wear this to a party, or at the supermarket,...

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Mini Zoltar - He Speaks!

$12.99

Zoltar "Make Your Wish" Our Mini Zoltar - He Speaks! is inspired by the all-knowing animatronic fortune teller, who made it to the Big screen with Tom Hanks in the late 80's! Authentic retro-styled Zoltar machine Crystal ball gives off a blue...

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World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong

$8.99

S-T-R-E-T-C-H  Our World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong stretches into hundreds of different positions, and he returns to his normal size! Well sorta normal size, since he is officially the World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong! Your...

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Desktop Skee-Ball Game

$9.99

Let the good times roll! Our officially-licensed Desktop Skee-Ball Game kit includes everything you need to play your own version of desktop Skee-Ball! A beacon of childhood memories and general nostalgia Skee-Ball is one of the most recognized and...

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Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

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Finger Hockey Game Kit

$9.99

Our Finger Hockey Game Kit is cool as H-E-double-hockey-sticks! Looking for the breakaway gift of the season? We cherry picked our Finger Hockey Game Kit for you, and it's coming in for the assist! Ice Hockey - the more violent cousin of golf...

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Retro Classic Mattel Football Keychain

$11.99

A mini version of the original, our Retro Mattel Electronics Football Handheld Game Keychain will help you maneuver out of the neutral zone, and into touchdown territory in the game of gift giving! Before game consoles, mobile gaming, and online games -...

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Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set

$12.99

Space... The final frontier. Introducing our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set! Fans and collectors of the hit sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation with Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise, will love this one-of-a-kind,...

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Tabletop Air Hockey Game

$12.99

Leave your stack of quarters at home! Our awesome Tabletop Air Hockey Game can transform any table into an arcade!  Created for on-the-move action and ready to play whenever the mood strikes, this great set contains two strikers, goals and an air...

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Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead

$12.99

Let’s get crazy, what the heck.  Our Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead is an homage to everyone's favorite squirrel loving, magical-voice-having, happy tree painting philosophical artist of TV fame. No one gave better art / life lessons while...

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World's Smallest Fisher-Price Corn Popper

$4.99

Pop Pop and You Don't Stop Our World's Smallest Fisher-Price Corn Popper is a mini version of the original toy from your childhood and is about to push and pop it's way back into your heart. It's so cute, we almost can't handle it! It's like a rush of...

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Rock + Crystal Excavation Dig Kit

$8.99

Don't be the last to discover our Rock and Crystal Excavation Dig Kit! It's a gift so rockin' we guarantee your kids will totally dig it! Feeling a little ancient and not so in touch with kids are into these days? Brush it off and connect with your...

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World's Smallest GI Joe

$4.99

G.I. Joe - A Real Small American Hero Need a job done? Our pose-able World's Smallest GI Joe will fit right into your pocket to guide your imagination to your next adventure! He's a Man of Action, our G.I. Joe Action Soldier is the tested and grizzled...

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Dinner Winner Plate Pirate Edition

$19.99

ARRR you kiddin' me?  I'll beat you t' me hidden dessert! The goal of our fun and creative Dinner Winner Pirate Plate is to have your kiddo eat the variety of food on their plate in order to get to the treasure chest where a special hidden...

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Galaxian Tiny Arcade

$19.99

Quick! You are being attacked by a swarm of alien armies! Play our Galaxian Tiny Arcade to fend them off and save the galaxy. The universe is depending on you and size doesn’t matter! Multi-level game play, true to the original, full size...

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World's Smallest Polaroid Camera

$5.99

Oh snap! Our World's Smallest Polaroid Camera may not be a working camera - but don't be so negative! It's only amazingly cool miniature version of the original Polaroid Land Camera, with sound and simulated film! Just press the red button and the film...

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World's Smallest Pound Puppies

$7.99

Loveable, huggable puppies that need a good home!? Sign us up! Our adorably nostalgic World's Smallest Pound Puppies are here in miniature so you can take them with you for cuddles and love where ever you go! This super soft stitched plush figure is...

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Galaga Tiny Arcade

$19.99

It’s the return of the alien invasion! Our pop culture phenom, Galaga Tiny Arcade, is the sequel to Galaxian Tiny Arcade (just as Galaga was the 1981 sequel to 1979's Galaxian) and is coming to a home near you with. Hurry! You must board the...

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Magic Reindeer Poop

$2.99

You're welcome.  Love, Santa Leave behind some Christmas Cheer with our Magic Reindeer Poop!  A clear reminder that Santa was here, and his squad of reindeer was there.. and there.. and eww! watch your step! ... over there. It's squishy,...

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World's Smallest Silly Putty Set

$3.99

Looking to stretch your imagination? Our World's Smallest Silly Putty encourages big time fun in a pint sized package!  Contained within a tiny version of the iconic Silly Putty egg, just like the original! There are two per package and each egg...

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Dinner Winner Plate Supper Hero Edition

$19.99

Look down at the floor!  It's a roll!  It's a blob of mashed potatoes!  It's your kid's dinner anywhere but in their belly! Your lil super hero will soon be fighting at the chance to eat everything on his or her plate!  Sounds...

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Koi Toy Light-Up Goldfish

$13.99

Swimming With The Fishies This delightfully realistic floating koi lights up the second it touches water, glowing brilliantly in a rainbow of hues. Sure, our Koi Toy is fun for the hot tub or bathtub… but it's also great in punch bowls, beer...

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Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade

$19.99

Ms. Pac-Man is back from the 80's! Wacka wacka wacka, hurry up and get a power pellet before those ghosts catch up to her! Play our Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade to relive some fantastic memories of yesteryear or discover a vintage classic that held the whole...

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World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo

$4.99

Yo-yo, yo! It's our World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo!  We don't mean to throw you for a loop, but we thought you should know your favorite childhood toy is back and it's pocket-sized! It's true, a miniature version of the #1 selling...

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Chunky Rainbow Pencils

$4.99

Our Chunky Rainbow Pencils will help you finally capture the majestic, wispy, curly, swirly mane of the unicorn of your dreams! This set of three pleasantly plump pencils have a hue-riffic swirl of colors in each!  To create the perfect sunrise or...

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Pop Pop Snappers

$0.99

Drop it!  Throw it!  Step on it!  Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snappers!  These classic bang snaps aren't just fun to throw, they're the best...

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World's Smallest Gumby and Pokey

$4.99

He was once a little green slab of clay Our amazingly awesome World's Smallest Gumby and Pokey are adorable miniature replicas of the full-sized originals! So, if you ready for timeless adventures and limitless fun, they're ready for you! Still not...

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Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit

$6.99

Encourage kids to discover, learn, and explore with our Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit!  Pierce and Gemma, friends that love to explore and discover awesome fluorescent rocks, will assist your kiddos with their exploration by way of...

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Space Invaders Tiny Arcade

$19.99

The 80’s are back! Space Invaders are here and they’re smaller than ever! Use the tiny buttons on our Space Invaders Tiny Arcade to fire at swarms of extraterrestrials to prevent the alien invasion and defend the planet! One of the most...

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Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers

$9.99

Ex-squeeze us, but we must introduce you to our Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers! Their orange-inality is sure to a-peel to your sense of humor! Orange you glad you stumbled upon these erasers? Fashioned to look like whole segments of a mandarin orange,...

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Handipanda

$6.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable sneezing. Shute... Even a world class hand model...

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Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99

Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray, terraforming solution...

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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of ScaryDo you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

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Great Games Notebook

$4.99

Wanna play? Our bright and cheerful Great Games Notebook is a handy passport-sized activity book stuffed with lots of fun retro 2 player games! All you need is a pen or pencil! (Our #1 vote is for a #2 pencil with a good eraser so you can reuse the...

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Pocket Periscope

$11.99

We're not just toying around here! Our Pocket Periscope is perfect for looking around corners, over walls, and down the halls. So you may be thinking, what do I really need a periscope for. Well, with so many uses, we had to limit to just a few...

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Finger Monsters!

$8.99

They're baaaack... and our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away from our warehouse! We've heard reports from our customers that they have found them stowing...

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HandiMonster

$6.99

Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand? Gotta hand it to the HandiMonster. One second it's just your plain old hand, the next second it's a dang monster (with an adorable underbite)! What are you exactly ... Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand?  This monstrously fun mythical...

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