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Gotta wild child on your hands?  Find a one of a kind gift for the chip off the ole block with our offbeat collection of hilarious accouterments for your baby or toddler!  With silly pacifiers, unique bibs, witty sippy cups and more to choose from, you're sure be the hit of the next baby shower or birthday party!

Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

  As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an...

Sharkie Shark Sprinkler

$29.99

Beware! May induce ankle biter giggling frenzy! Water we talking about? Our inflatable Sharkie Shark Sprinkler (not to be confused with Marky Mark - but he's okay with that too) is the some fin that has been missing form your summer fun! You'll be up...

Magnetite Lodestone Magnetic Rock

$3.99

We're positive that budding geologists and rock enthusiasts alike will be instantly attracted to our Magnetite Lodestone! This rare mineral is naturally - you guessed it - magnetic.  Used in early navigation and thought to have magical properties,...

Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99

Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and mineral appear to be very much alike....

Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism

$5.99

Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism.  It will lead you down the rabbit hole of fascination by using the science of optics to create your very own rainbow!...

Giant Butterfly River Tube

$39.99

Float like a butterfly and drink like a fish upon our gorgeous Giant Butterfly River Tube while gracefully butt tubing down the river with your best friends! Transform your summer into something unforgettable with our gigantic and durable...

Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet

$6.99

A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn.  Look at your boring old hand!  It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!...

World's Smallest Silly Putty Set

$3.99

Looking to stretch your imagination? Our World's Smallest Silly Putty encourages big time fun in a pint sized package!  Contained within a tiny version of the iconic Silly Putty egg, just like the original! There are two per package and each egg is...

Crystal Growing Coral Reef

$11.99

Are you feeling underwater with all of the work and tasks hanging over your head?  You might as well enjoy the view!     Forge a new world on your desk with our Crystal Growing Coral Reef... it's like snorkeling at your desk!    ...

Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

GRL PWR Eraser Set

$3.99

Girl Power! Make mistakes a thing of the past with our empowering GRL PWR Eraser Set. Use them for work or for art, rubbing out misspelled words or to add highlights to your drawings. Set of 4 erasers - never be without one when you need one 4 different...

Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

$9.99

Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder!  Never be embarrassed by  "baby fat" again!  Seriously folks... don't read into that statement (or send us hate mail) - it was just meant to be funny.  ...

Hey Jude Crank Music Box

$7.49

Take a sad song and make it better with our heart warming Hey Jude Crank Music Box! It is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is loud enough...

Somewhere Over The Rainbow Crank Music Box

$7.49

The dreams that you dare to dream are gently brought to light with our Somewhere Over The Rainbow Music Crank Box.  It's a sentimental gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! While this music box is...

Iridescent Glux

$6.99 $4.50

Prismatic Super Putty Think liquid metal or a blue morpho butterfly's wings.  The mesmerizing Iridescent Glux is full of intelligent blues as well as a spectrum of other rainbow colors.  It's awesome look at & oddly satisfying to...

Space Invaders Tiny Arcade

$19.99

The 80’s are back! Space Invaders are here and they’re smaller than ever! Use the tiny buttons on our Space Invaders Tiny Arcade to fire at swarms of extraterrestrials to prevent the alien invasion and defend the planet! One of the most...

Creatibles DIY Window Cling Art Kit

$14.99

Trace, Color, Stick! Run out of wall space? Add some happy color to your space with our Creatibles DIY Window Cling Art Kit! After you've created your masterpieces place your custom artwork on your windows and use the light of the sun to brighten up...

World's Smallest Etch-A-Sketch

$5.99

The World's Favorite Drawing Toy What do you get the person that has everything? Simple.... The World's Smallest Etch-a-Sketch. This classic toy has been bringing joy and amusement to countless people for as long as 50 years- and now that it's pocket...

Giant Cactus Pool Float

$29.99

Our succulent Giant Cactus Pool Float will leave you looking really sharp in the prickly heat of summer! Can't touch this!  Just kidding.  Just thought it might spike your interest. Butt, seriously. Are you suffering from a dry spell?...

Bird's Eye View Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99

A little birdie told us they want to hold your pencil! Our colorful pink and orange Bird's Eye View Sharpener And Pencil Holder is the perfect pencil companion for everyone!  The Bird's Eye View holds on to your pencil and is a pencil sharpener...

Monster Erasers

$3.99

Scare mistakes away! With our adorabl set of 3 Monster Erasers you can swap the scary jaws and arms with the other ones to mix up their colors and create new monsters! Mistakes better be on the lookout because there are monsters out to get them! Keep...

Giant Unicorn Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Wanna see a unicorn fly? Hop on! Our Giant Unicorn Snow Tube is a huge improvement over those harsh slabs of plastic people have been sledding with since wooly mammoths roamed the earth. Simply inflate, find a snowy hill, then grab the comfort grip...

Bag O' Dirt

$14.99

Can you dig it? We can dig it! Can you all dig it? We can dig it! Whoomp, here it is! Our endlessly fun Bag O Dirt is going old skool (and preschool!) Because the truth is, the thrill of playing in the dirt never get's old - we just call it gardening...

Inflatable Sonny the Rainbow Sprinkler

$29.99

Weather you like it or not... without rain there would be no rainbows! And we just happen to love it! Matter of fact, our Inflatable Sonny the Rainbow Sprinkler just showed up out of the blue and brought his very own rain clouds with him! (he claimed...

Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit

$6.99 $3.00

Encourage kids to discover, learn, and explore with our Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit!  Pierce and Gemma, friends that love to explore and discover awesome fluorescent rocks, will assist your kiddos with their exploration by way of...

Lil' Donut Kiddie Pool Float With Shark Bite

$14.99

Our Sprinkles of Fun Big Mouth Lil' Donut Kiddie Pool Float is an awesome pool accessory for an unforgettable childhood summer! We assume your little one follows in your footsteps... big personality with an appetite for laughs. So this adorable pool...

Rainbow Glitter Scented Sunscreen

$18.99

You glow, girl! You’ll be eco-friendly, gorgeous, well protected and sparkling with our Rainbow Glitter Sunscreen!   This super fun bio-degradable glitter sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum...

Unicorn Solar Dancer

$3.99

Our upbeat Unicorn Solar Dancer is the touch of whimsy you need in your life! Such as yourself, it needs sun to function. Once this mythical creature is super charged from the sun it can jam out to your favorite tunes with a gentle amount of headbanging...

Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring

$7.99

Our Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring is ready to serve up the fun at your next party, so you can focus on being single and ready to mingle! Birds of a feather flock together, and what will everyone remember about the party you hosted? The food! So,...

Build Your Own Stonehenge Mega Mini Kit

$8.99

Classic Rock that stood the test of time. Our rockin' Build Your Own Stonehenge Mega Mini Kit is a puzzle and miniature model all in one! Now you can explore and replicate the magic of this extraordinary perplexing prehistoric monument right at your...

Finger Monsters!

$8.99

They're baaaack... Our mischievous Finger Monster! Set is up to their old shenanigans again! The Finger Monsters have been secretly running away from our warehouse! We've heard reports from our customers that they have found them stowing away...

Donut You Know It They Float! Beverage Floats

$9.99 $4.00

​Add some sweetness to your next pool party with our Donut You Know It They Float! Beverage Floats. Meant for dips in the pool, not your morning cup o' joe, these nom-worthy beverage boats keep your standard size drink afloat with unbeatable flair! Sold...

Giant Flyin' Fox Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

It's time to "Think outside." - The Fox Introducing our Giant Flyin' Fox Snow Tube Sled! On your next snow day you could slide down the hill on a hard, boring, plastic sled. Or, you can show up your frenemies by stepping to the slope with one of our new...

Lil' Pink Flamingo Kiddie Pool Float

$14.99

Our Big Mouth Lil' Pink Flamingo Kiddie Pool Float was designed for the cutest ‘mingo in the flock! Why fit in when you were born to stand out! We assume your little one follows in your footsteps—big personality with an appetite for laughs...

Fartzooka Fart Machine

$11.99

Farts Are Funny!Have a gas with our super cheeky Fartzooka!   Highly addictive, like your Aunt Meg's bean and cheesy nacho dip, you won't want to put it down!   Just pull back, grip and let 'er rip! You can fine tune your instrument with the...

World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong

$8.99

S-T-R-E-T-C-H  Our World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong stretches into hundreds of different positions, and he returns to his normal size! Well sorta normal size, since he is officially the World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong! Your...

Hilarious Adult Water Wings

$12.99

Own the party this summer with our Novelty Life Guard Adult Water Wings! Take your pool party to the next level with these poolside essential water wing novelty floaties! Just because you're growing up doesn't mean you have to outgrow this childhood...

T.V. Rock

$5.99 $3.00

Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the surface of this naturally occurring mineral.   This unusual effect is the result of your rock's...

Lil' Mermaid Tail Kiddie Pool Float

$14.99

Floating Pool LoungeIntroducing, our Big Mouth Lil' Mermaid Kiddie Pool Float! Like mer-mother like mer-daugther, we assume your little one follows in your wake - larger than life personality with an voeracious appetite for laughs. And now, it's no...

Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

Gorillas in the mist With our Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler you'll be the chimp-ion of the next neighborhood BBQ or get-together! We're not monkeying around! Okay, actually yes, yes we are. Gibbon the chance, you would too. Measures over 7 feet...

Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband

$6.99 $2.00

Our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband is holiday pride you just can't hide! Some may think this is over the top, but when it comes to spreading holiday cheer, is there really such a thing?   Wear this to a party, or at the supermarket,...

Mermaid Tail Beverage Boat Set

$9.99

Mermaids Drink Mimosas on Mondays If you like mermaids, our Mermaid Tail Beverage Boat Set will seem like it was mer-made just for you! Now, this is a tale of two tails. Our mermaid tail shaped drink floaty is so mermazing, we thought that you might...

Giant Ring Pop Pool Float

$19.99

Ring Pops are Your Inner Child's Best Friend Your heart will swell at the sight of our Giant Ring Pop Pool Float! It's chock full of sugary sweet nostalgia and hot air!  Razzle Dazzle with our giant candy bling ring shaped floaty Geometrically...

Baby Selfie Props

$8.99

Taking Baby Pictures To A New Level Trust us, they grow up fast and you'll wish you had taken as many pictures as possible!  Especially ones that you can embarrass them with when they get older!   Before you know it they'll be balking at your...

Cherry On Top Pool Float

$27.99

Ripe for the picking, our cheerful Cherry On Top Pool Float will be the proverbial cherry-on-top of your vacation fun! It's time to turn over a new leaf.  So paddle back and relax as life will be a bowl of cherries while you stay afloat in the inner...

Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube

$24.99

Straight from grandma's candy dish Our Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube Sled is ready to take you around and around, and a up and down that hill over and over again! This snow tube will feel right at home on a brisk winter day! Just imagine...

Pizza Playing Cards

$6.99

Our Hot & Delicious Pizza Playing Cards are just begging you to take them home with you. And lucky you! They're available for delivery! These photo-realistic playing cards are cut in a familiar triangle shape, which makes it feel like you either have...

Chunky Rainbow Pencils

$4.99

Our Chunky Rainbow Pencils will help you finally capture the majestic, wispy, curly, swirly mane of the unicorn of your dreams! This set of three pleasantly plump pencils have a hue-riffic swirl of colors in each!  To create the perfect sunrise or...

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float With Shark Bite

$39.99

6 Foot Long Ice Cream Sandwich! Our durable (and apparently delicious) Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float is perfect for lounging in the pool, river, or ocean!   Now we have to say, that even if you're super tight with Jabberjaw and the gang... if...

Tabletop Air Hockey Game

$12.99

Leave your stack of quarters at home! Our awesome Tabletop Air Hockey Game can transform any table into an arcade!  Created for on-the-move action and ready to play whenever the mood strikes, this great set contains two strikers, goals and an air...

Bag of Fool's Gold

$3.99 $2.00

We pity the fool who doesn't appreciate a Bag of Fool's Gold! (Mr. T voice) It's a golden opportunity to give kids a little booty in their stockings this year! Can you dig it? As the name (and price!) suggests, this bag is not filled with gold...

Giant Frosted Donut Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Snow days rule, donut you know? Our enormously fun Giant Frosted Donut Snow Tube Sled will help you take a bite out of winter! Yay! Snow!! Donut just stand there with a glazed look on your face. Take a bite out of winter by hopping on our 3-foot...

Rockin' Guitar 3D Inflatable Colorables

$7.99

Bringing a new meaning to the term air guitar our inflatable Rockin' Guitar 3D Colorables is about to shake, rattle, and roll on to your gift list. For anyone who's ever dreamed of owning a custom guitar, it's time to rock out on a guitar of your own...

Wally Narwhal Sprinkler

$29.99

Coz they are so awesome Get ready because our Wally Narwhal Sprinkler will soon be causing a commotion! Fresh out of the ocean, goggles and all, this underwater unicorn is ready to get your party started! Inflatable narwhal sprinkler Measures...

World's Smallest Pound Puppies

$7.99

Loveable, huggable puppies that need a good home!? Sign us up! Our adorably nostalgic World's Smallest Pound Puppies are here in miniature so you can take them with you for cuddles and love where ever you go! This super soft stitched plush figure is...

Lustrous Gold Glux Putty

$6.99

All that glitters is not gold... sometimes it's our enticing Lustrous Gold Glux Putty! Our resident alchemist has transformed plain ole putty into a rich beautiful shimmering gold. Bounce gold bars, make a golden melting arc, fake blow some Richie Rich...

Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99 $2.00

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

Ginormous Monster Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

Have monster fun in the sun! Stand within spitting distance of our Ginormous Monster Yard Sprinkler if you're looking to have a scary good time under the giant flaming ball in the sky! What could you possibly do to make a monster loving kid's...

World's Smallest Perplexus

$9.99

Easy to Play... Hard to Master! We can describe the World's Smallest Perplexus in one word. A-maze-ing. *badum tssh* Perplexus Original now comes in a miniature pocket-sized edition so you can keep playing on the go! This 3D maze has always been a fun...

Magic the Unicorn Star Lil Float

$14.99

Who are you calling imaginary? The hot pink star-studded mane of our Magic the Unicorn Stars Lil Float is guaranteed to make your mini me the star attraction at the kiddie pool this summer! Nothing is sweeter than watching your little one safely...