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Gotta wild child on your hands?  Find a one of a kind gift for the chip off the ole block with our offbeat collection of hilarious accouterments for your baby or toddler!  With silly pacifiers, unique bibs, witty sippy cups and more to choose from, you're sure be the hit of the next baby shower or birthday party!

125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes

$7.99

Create A Masterpiece From Scratch! Make your notes a little more exciting with our 125 Rainbow Scratch Art Notes by Melissa & Doug! If you're writing a note, chances are it's something important, and if it's not important it's probably...

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Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

  As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an...

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LED Light Up Bobo Balloons

$4.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

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Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks

$7.99 $4.00

Twister -The Game That Ties You Up in Knots! Our officially-licensed Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks gives your hands a well-deserved break and some serious fun! Work, work, work. All day long. Thanklessly typing on keyboards, buttoning shirts,...

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Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99 $4.00

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

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Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons

$3.99

If you're looking for fun by the foot our Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons are a simply meow-nificent find! Whether you're cat scratching some ideas down on paper (or sitting there patiently staring at the paper waiting for your cat to move off of said paper)...

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Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

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Giant Ring Pop Pool Float

$19.99

Ring Pops are Your Inner Child's Best Friend Your heart will swell at the sight of our Giant Ring Pop Pool Float! It's chock full of sugary sweet nostalgia and hot air!  Razzle Dazzle with our giant candy bling ring shaped floaty Geometrically...

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Rainbow Lil Pool Kiddie Pool

$24.99

Splash inside the belly of the rainbow Our Rainbow Lil Pool Kiddie Pool is bright spot in the sunniest of days! There may not be a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, but you may quickly discover that tiny leprechaun-sized humans will flock to this...

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Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set

$12.99

Space... The final frontier. Introducing our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set! Fans and collectors of the hit sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation with Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise, will love this one-of-a-kind,...

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World's Smallest GI Joe

$4.99

G.I. Joe - A Real Small American Hero Need a job done? Our pose-able World's Smallest GI Joe will fit right into your pocket to guide your imagination to your next adventure! He's a Man of Action, our G.I. Joe Action Soldier is the tested and grizzled...

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Desktop Ping Pong

$7.99

It’s on like Ping Pong. Unleash your inner Forest Gump with our Desktop Ping Pong! Lovers of table tennis can now take their favorite sport with them wherever they go! This newest addition to collection of desktop sports mini kits contains all...

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Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Ahhh. There's nothing better than soft, fresh snow! ​​And whether you're looking to Shred the Gnar or Shave Ice you'll have an arctic blast on our Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube! At 4 feet long it's hilariously big! You'll experience a sugar-rush-like thrill...

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Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring

$7.99

Our Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring is ready to serve up the fun at your next party, so you can focus on being single and ready to mingle! Birds of a feather flock together, and what will everyone remember about the party you hosted? The food! So,...

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Shooting Star Rainbow Kiddo Float

$19.99

The More You Know Our Shooting Star Rainbow Kiddo Float encourages you to reach for the stars! While some of you may notice it looks a heck of a lot like the ole NBC PSA logo, others may just see for what it is! An awesome gift for star gazers and...

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The Original Squirmles

$3.99 $2.00

Squirmles - It's a Magical Pet! Straight outta 1974...  re-introducing The Original Squirmles! These soft + slinky fellas are magical pets that wiggle, jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups. Spoiler Alert: The secret is...

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Classic Disguise Glasses

$3.99 $2.00

When you're on a top-secret mission, you need something that will help you blend in to the crowd, something that will make you unrecognizable... our Classic Disguise Glasses will do the trick!   You'll get a whole new look with the black, furry...

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Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

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Giant Corgi Pool Float

$24.99

Well, hello there Corgeous! All eyes will be on you when you're resting on our Giant Corgi Pool Float! Don't think for a second you'll be able to go in-corg-nito. Get a leg up on the competition Because, what's funnier than a Corgi...

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Ginormous Monster Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

Have monster fun in the sun! Stand within spitting distance of our Ginormous Monster Yard Sprinkler if you're looking to have a scary good time under the giant flaming ball in the sky! What could you possibly do to make a monster loving kid's...

Mermaid Tail Beverage Boat Set

$9.99

Mermaids Drink Mimosas on Mondays If you like mermaids, our Mermaid Tail Beverage Boat Set will seem like it was mer-made just for you! Now, this is a tale of two tails. Our mermaid tail shaped drink floaty is so mermazing, we thought that you might...

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Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons

$3.99

LOOKOUT! Our Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons are about to stomp their way into your heart! We've discovered an entirely new species of crayons and we know you'll totally dig our ptero'ibly cool dinosaur Zoodlers! Watch in sheer terror as they bring a...

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Desktop Tetherball Game

$9.99

Unleash your inner Napoleon Dynamite Bring the fun of your favorite recess game to the office with our Desktop Tetherball Game! Studies show that having a ball to smack to around on your desk, greatly reduces the urge to smack an annoying co-worker in...

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Inflatable T-Rex Dinosaur Sprinkler

$24.99

He came, he saur, he conquered the heat. Our enthusiastic and ambitious Inflatable Mini T-Rex Dinosaur Sprinkler is ready to show that giant ball of gas in the sky who's boss! 15 inch tall inflatable sprinkler Hooks up to standard garden...

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Giant Flyin' Fox Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

It's time to "Think outside." - The Fox Introducing our Giant Flyin' Fox Snow Tube Sled! On your next snow day you could slide down the hill on a hard, boring, plastic sled. Or, you can show up your frenemies by stepping to the slope with one of our new...

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Great Games Notebook

$4.99

Wanna play? Our bright and cheerful Great Games Notebook is a handy passport-sized activity book stuffed with lots of fun retro 2 player games! All you need is a pen or pencil! (Our #1 vote is for a #2 pencil with a good eraser so you can reuse the...

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Lil' Mermaid Tail Kiddie Pool Float

$14.99

Floating Pool LoungeIntroducing, our Big Mouth Lil' Mermaid Kiddie Pool Float! Like mer-mother like mer-daugther, we assume your little one follows in your wake - larger than life personality with an voeracious appetite for laughs. And now, it's no...

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Mini Desktop Cornhole Kit

$9.99 $4.00

Give it a toss! Throw that bag in the hole! Our magnificently Mini Desktop Cornhole Kit includes everything you need to play desktop cornhole at the office with co-workers, at home with your cat, or at parties with friends! Two raised platforms...

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Green Glux Luminous Glowing Super Putty

$6.99 $3.00

Super Sized Extraterrestrial Sneeze With our Green Glux Luminous Glowing Super Putty, our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades!  Seriously, this stuff glows like nothing we have ever seen. It just sucks up the sunlight and brilliantly radiates...

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Rainbow Eraser

$3.99

Our cheerfully optimistic Rainbow Eraser is a reminder to always look on the bright side of life and to look for the rainbow after a storm! Make homework fun again with our Happy Rainbow Eraser. Even doing math is more fun when you erase numbers with a...

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Rattle Axe Guitar Baby Rattle

$9.99 $4.00

New parent? Don’t fret! Give em our Fred's Rattle Axe Guitar Baby Rattle, and let them wail! Does your baby like to crank it to 11? If so, you'll love taking their wah-wah sessions to the next level with this cleverly designed baby rattle! It's a...

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Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers

$9.99

Orange you glad you stumbled upon these erasers?  Ex-squeeze us, but we must introduce you to our Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers! Their orange-inality is sure to a-peel to your sense of humor! Fashioned to look like whole segments of a mandarin...

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T.V. Rock

$5.99 $3.00

Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the surface of this naturally occurring mineral.   This unusual effect is the result of your rock's...

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Jellyfish Beverage Boats

$9.99

Your friends will be so jelly! Our Jellyfish Beverage Boats come as a pair so you can share! While jellyfish don’t have a brain, these jellyfish are smart enough to know that getting out of the pool every time you want a sip of your drink can...

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Magic the Unicorn Star Lil Float

$14.99

Who are you calling imaginary? The hot pink star-studded mane of our Magic the Unicorn Stars Lil Float is guaranteed to make your mini me the star attraction at the kiddie pool this summer! Nothing is sweeter than watching your little one safely...

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Scribble Sports Mini Golf Desktop Game

$4.99 $2.00

When boredom is par for the course! Our Scribble Sports Mini Golf Desktop Game is a fun desktop diversion for the office!  In fact, a little birdie told us that this is stationery essential for the avid golfer or mini golf fan!  Fun...

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Bugs + Dirt In A Jar

$14.99 $5.00

Miss the thrill of playing in the dirt but not so fond of the mess? Stand back while we unearth our Type A friendly Bugs + Dirt In A Jar! Now for the dirty truth... This unique molding compound feels almost exactly like real dirt except it doesn't get...

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World's Smallest Etch-A-Sketch

$5.99

The World's Favorite Drawing Toy What do you get the person that has everything? Simple.... The World's Smallest Etch-a-Sketch. This classic toy has been bringing joy and amusement to countless people for as long as 50 years- and now that it's pocket...

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Bird's Eye View Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99

A little birdie told us they want to hold your pencil! Our colorful pink and orange Bird's Eye View Sharpener And Pencil Holder is the perfect pencil companion for everyone!  The Bird's Eye View holds on to your pencil and is a pencil sharpener...

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Gigantic Inflatable Pink Flamingo

$399.99

So you're the reigning pool chicken fight champion, huh?  Cool... cool.  Well, good news!  We have finally found you a worthy contender. (And no crying fowl!) In this corner... coming in at 12 feet long and nearly 11 feet tall, straight...

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Indoor Snowball Fight Snowballs

$6.99

Pillow fights are so passe! With our Snowtime Anytime Indoor Snowballs, you can have a real indoor snowball fight whenever the mood strikes! These specially designed snowballs are light and fluffy and feel like a real snowball, but they have a satisfying...

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Scribble Sports Basketball Desktop Game

$4.99 $2.00

Our Scribble Sports Basketball Desktop Game is a slam dunk of a gift for basketball lovers! A swish come true, this fun basketball pencil and eraser set is an entertaining desktop diversion! It's the perfect way to run the clock down next time your...

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Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

Gorillas in the mist With our Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler you'll be the chimp-ion of the next neighborhood BBQ or get-together! We're not monkeying around! Okay, actually yes, yes we are. Gibbon the chance, you would too. Measures over 7 feet tall!...

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GRL PWR Eraser Set

$3.99

Girl Power! Make mistakes a thing of the past with our empowering GRL PWR Eraser Set. Use them for work or for art, rubbing out misspelled words or to add highlights to your drawings. Set of 4 erasers - never be without one when you need one 4 different...

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Rainy Dayz Gel Crayons

$16.99

Vibrant and Bold Gloomy rainy day got you down?  Instead of waiting around for a rainbow to appear, color your way to a sunny day! Our amazing Rainy Dayz Gel Crayons will brighten up any day!  With their vibrant, bold colors and powerful...

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Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit

$6.99 $3.00

Allow us to introduce to our Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit, along with Pierce and Gemma. They're a couple of friends that love to explore and discover awesome space rocks, like the ones included in this set, and they're super excited to teach you...

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Nervous Poo Bobblehead

$6.99

Our turd'ally lovable Nervous Poo Bobblehead will help you keep your sh*t together when the butterflies launch an attack inside your belly.  Have you ever felt nervous as shit? Ever felt the urge to have a nervous poo? Relax, this little...

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Corgi & Pug Beverage Boats

$9.99

Welcome to the Pug and Corgi show! No reason to put the party on paws when our Corgi & Pug Beverage Boats are doggy paddling right beside you! When you've been working like a dog all week, and are literally at the end of your leash, having to get...

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3D Coloring Book & Markers

$5.99

Put down those boring 2D coloring books, and expand your mind and creativity with our addictive 3D Coloring Book!   Your coloring skills have progressed greatly since your first doodlings as a toddler.. but now it's time to take your coloring to the...

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Pizza Playing Cards

$6.99

Our Hot & Delicious Pizza Playing Cards are just begging you to take them home with you. And lucky you! They're available for delivery! These photo-realistic playing cards are cut in a familiar triangle shape, which makes it feel like you either have...

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Giant Flower Power Pool Float

$29.99

It's high time you let your hair down and allowed yourself to drift for hours in the flowers with our Giant Flower Power Pool Float!  This buoyant blossom offers a peaceful resistance against the sun warmed water, while you sunshine daydream your...

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Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade

$19.99

Ms. Pac-Man is back from the 80's! Wacka wacka wacka, hurry up and get a power pellet before those ghosts catch up to her! Play our Ms. Pac-Man Tiny Arcade to relive some fantastic memories of yesteryear or discover a vintage classic that held the whole...

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Extraterrestrial Impact Stone

$4.99

Whoa!  Rocks made from meteors smashing into earth!  The only thing cooler than that is having some.  We make it easy and fun with Tektite The Extraterrestrial Impact Stone! It's the perfect size for a stocking stuffer and it's way more...

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Inflatable Watermelon Snack Serving Ring

$7.99

Our Inflatable Watermelon Serving Ring is a refreshing way to keep your noms contained this summer! Whether you're at a bbq, picnic, or poolside, we've made party prep easy - and fun. Just inflate our Watermelon Serving Ring, place a bowl in the...

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Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband

$6.99 $3.00

Our Jumbo Flashing Christmas Bulb Headband is holiday pride you just can't hide! Some may think this is over the top, but when it comes to spreading holiday cheer, is there really such a thing?   Wear this to a party, or at the supermarket, and...

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Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99 $3.00

Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray, terraforming solution...

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Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism

$5.99

Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism.  It will lead you down the rabbit hole of fascination by using the science of optics to create your very own rainbow!...

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