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Gotta wild child on your hands?  Find a one of a kind gift for the chip off the ole block with our offbeat collection of hilarious accouterments for your baby or toddler!  With silly pacifiers, unique bibs, witty sippy cups and more to choose from, you're sure be the hit of the next baby shower or birthday party!

Unicorn Solar Dancer

$3.99

Our upbeat Unicorn Solar Dancer is the touch of whimsy you need in your life! Such as yourself, it needs sun to function. Once this mythical creature is super charged from the sun it can jam out to your favorite tunes with a gentle amount of headbanging...

World's Smallest GI Joe

$4.99

G.I. Joe - A Real Small American Hero Need a job done? Our pose-able World's Smallest GI Joe will fit right into your pocket to guide your imagination to your next adventure! He's a Man of Action, our G.I. Joe Action Soldier is the tested and grizzled...

Bag O' Dirt

$14.99

Can you dig it? We can dig it! Can you all dig it? We can dig it! Whoomp, here it is! Our endlessly fun Bag O Dirt is going old skool (and preschool!) Because the truth is, the thrill of playing in the dirt never get's old - we just call it gardening...

Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube

$24.99

Straight from grandma's candy dish Our Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube Sled is ready to take you around and around, and a up and down that hill over and over again! This snow tube will feel right at home on a brisk winter day! Just imagine...

Inflatable Marina Mermaid Tail Sprinkler

$24.99

Mer-make fin-tastic summer memories! Our flipping awesome Inflatable Marina Mermaid Tail Sprinkler has earned our o-fishal seal of approval! It's guaranteed to make a big splash with the bubbliest of kiddos as they fall in love head over tails with this...

Instant Winter Snow

$3.99

Make your own Yeti habitat Our Instant Winter Snow is here to save the day! It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do!  However, if you're a like-minded creature who loves the white fluffy stuff too and are possibly into...

Fingerboard Football, Hockey, Mini Golf + Basketball Game Pack

$14.99

Our fun-sized Fingerboard Games Selection contains four games in one! It will keep your brain and fingers active, and your options wide open! With this super fun collection of mini fingerboard games, you get to choose from basketball, mini golf, ice...

Heat Sensitive Thermochromic Glux Putty

$6.99 $3.00

You'll enjoy watching our temperamental Thermochromic Glux Putty morph between a spectrum of warm orange to bright yellow depending on it's fluctuating temperature! That's right! This moody putty deceptively appears to consist entirely of a solid orange...

Oh My Ombre! Mechanical Pencils and Erasers

$7.99

Our eye-catching Oh My Ombre! Mechanical Pencils and Erasers will keep your creative juices flowing as you pull energy from the exciting transfer of color to beautiful color resting in your hot little hands! You’ll say “oh my!” when you...

Giant Butterfly River Tube

$39.99

Float like a butterfly and drink like a fish upon our gorgeous Giant Butterfly River Tube while gracefully butt tubing down the river with your best friends! Transform your summer into something unforgettable with our gigantic and durable...

Star Trek Light-and-Sound Communicator Set

$12.99

Beam me up Scotty!  Our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Communicator Set includes is a mini replica from the original Star Trek series with Kirk and Spock or TOS (The Original Series) for those in the know! Star Trek fans and collectors will love this...

Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99 $4.00

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life!   Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar a...

Fresh + Fruity Scented Neon Gel Crayon Highlighters

$9.99

Drop what you're doing! There’s no need to settle for a boring highlighter when you can reach for something fresh!  Our phenomenal Fresh + Fruity Scented Neon Gel Crayon Highlighters set is everything you need and want when making...

Magic Poo

$3.99

#1 Poopy Stocking Stuffer! If you're always looking for sh*t to play with our Magic Poo is the one for you! This crap is magic! Well, kinda sorta, anyway.  Use this frighteningly realistic poo to play pranks, relieve stress, and entertain your inner...

Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

$9.99

Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder!  Never be embarrassed by  "baby fat" again!  Seriously folks... don't read into that statement (or send us hate mail) - it was just meant to be funny.  ...

Giant Cactus Pool Float

$29.99

Our succulent Giant Cactus Pool Float will leave you looking really sharp in the prickly heat of summer! Can't touch this!  Just kidding.  Just thought it might spike your interest. Butt, seriously. Are you suffering from a dry spell?...

Unicorn Marbles

$4.99 $2.00

We've clearly lost our marbles, so our legendary Unicorn Marble Game is the clear choice for restarting our collection! These awesome collectible marbles are so beautiful and so iridescent, they seem to carry the very essence of our beloved...

Build Your Own Stonehenge Mega Mini Kit

$8.99

Classic Rock that stood the test of time. Our rockin' Build Your Own Stonehenge Mega Mini Kit is a puzzle and miniature model all in one! Now you can explore and replicate the magic of this extraordinary perplexing prehistoric monument right at your...

Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet

$6.99

A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn.  Look at your boring old hand!  It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!...

Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring

$7.99

Our Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring is ready to serve up the fun at your next party, so you can focus on being single and ready to mingle! Birds of a feather flock together, and what will everyone remember about the party you hosted? The food! So,...

Finger Log Rolling

$9.99

Time to log off, and log on! Desperate for adventure while stuck at your desk? It's time you take our Finger Log Rolling for a spin! Perfect gift for hipsters looking for a retro game to jump into! Their flannels will perfectly match the aesthetic...

Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

Bag of Fool's Gold

$3.99 $2.00

We pity the fool who doesn't appreciate a Bag of Fool's Gold! (Mr. T voice) It's a golden opportunity to give kids a little booty in their stockings this year! Can you dig it? As the name (and price!) suggests, this bag is not filled with gold...

Fartzooka Fart Machine

$11.99

Farts Are Funny!Have a gas with our super cheeky Fartzooka!   Highly addictive, like your Aunt Meg's bean and cheesy nacho dip, you won't want to put it down!   Just pull back, grip and let 'er rip! You can fine tune your instrument with the...

Finger Breakdancing Kit

$9.99

Body rockin'? Try finger poppin' and some knuckle crack-a-lacking! You've gotta hand it to our Finger Breakdancing Kit! It may be the new kid on the block, but it's coming in hitting hard! With it's fresh beats, and new kicks it's about to show your...

Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons

$3.99

If you're looking for fun by the foot our Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons are a simply meow-nificent find! Whether you're cat scratching some ideas down on paper (or sitting there patiently staring at the paper waiting for your cat to move off of said paper)...

Frogger Tiny Arcade

$19.99

And you thought your commute was bad. Our World's Smallest Frogger Tiny Arcade is a throwback to when 8-bit was cutting technology and hanging out at the arcade was a typical Friday night. If you're old enough to have played this game in the 80's...

Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set

$12.99

Space... The final frontier. Introducing our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set! Fans and collectors of the hit sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation with Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise, will love this one-of-a-kind,...

T.V. Rock

$5.99 $3.00

Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the surface of this naturally occurring mineral.   This unusual effect is the result of your rock's...

Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers

$9.99

Orange you glad you stumbled upon these erasers?  Ex-squeeze us, but we must introduce you to our Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers! Their orange-inality is sure to a-peel to your sense of humor! Fashioned to look like whole segments of a mandarin...

Extraterrestrial Impact Stone

$4.99

Whoa!  Rocks made from meteors smashing into earth!  The only thing cooler than that is having some.  We make it easy and fun with Tektite The Extraterrestrial Impact Stone! It's the perfect size for a stocking stuffer and it's way more...

Rainbow Lil Pool Kiddie Pool

$24.99

Splash inside the belly of the rainbow Our Rainbow Lil Pool Kiddie Pool is bright spot in the sunniest of days! There may not be a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, but you may quickly discover that tiny leprechaun-sized humans will flock to this...

Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99

Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and mineral appear to be very much alike....

World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo

$4.99

Yo-yo, yo! It's our World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo!  We don't mean to throw you for a loop, but we thought you should know your favorite childhood toy is back and it's pocket-sized! It's true, a miniature version of the #1 selling...

Finger Hockey Game Kit

$9.99

Our Finger Hockey Game Kit is cool as H-E-double-hockey-sticks! Looking for the breakaway gift of the season? We cherry picked our Finger Hockey Game Kit for you, and it's coming in for the assist! Ice Hockey - the more violent cousin of golf. ...

Vintage Art Supplies Pencil Case

$5.99

Our infectiously clever Art Supplies Pencil Case is our #2 weapon of choice for containing cluttered chaos!  Punctuated with a cheeky vintage design it's guaranteed to get your creative juices flowing... cheers! But wait, there's more!  As...

Desktop Terrarium Kit

$9.99

No Green Thumb Required Plant killer? You'll love our Desktop Terrarium Kit, that's faux sure! We saw your picture hanging on the wall of our local garden shop. You try your best to keep plants alive, but it's just not your thing.  So now you...

Giant Ring Pop Pool Float

$19.99

Ring Pops are Your Inner Child's Best Friend Your heart will swell at the sight of our Giant Ring Pop Pool Float! It's chock full of sugary sweet nostalgia and hot air!  Razzle Dazzle with our giant candy bling ring shaped floaty Geometrically...

Touchabubbles

$3.99 $2.00

You Can Touch My Bubble We're all familiar with traditional bubbles. You know how it goes, you stick the wand in, blow, bubble forms, floats around for a bit and then falls to the floor and pops! How completely boring is that? We thought so too.....

Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99 $4.00

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons

$3.99

LOOKOUT! Our Zoodlers Dino Feet Crayons are about to stomp their way into your heart! We've discovered an entirely new species of crayons and we know you'll totally dig our ptero'ibly cool dinosaur Zoodlers! Watch in sheer terror as they bring a...

Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

Gorillas in the mist With our Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler you'll be the chimp-ion of the next neighborhood BBQ or get-together! We're not monkeying around! Okay, actually yes, yes we are. Gibbon the chance, you would too. Measures over 7 feet...

Creatibles DIY Window Cling Art Kit

$14.99

Trace, Color, Stick! Run out of wall space? Add some happy color to your space with our Creatibles DIY Window Cling Art Kit! After you've created your masterpieces place your custom artwork on your windows and use the light of the sun to brighten up...

Giant Inflatable Cheeseburger Snow Tube

$24.99

Take the bite out of winter! Our Giant Inflatable Cheeseburger Snow Tube is delicious!  If you have an insatiable appetite for fun and burgers, it's time to ditch your old sled and give into temptation!  Check out the juicy details: ...

HandiMonster

$6.99 $3.00

Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand? Gotta hand it to the HandiMonster. One second it's just your plain old hand, the next second it's a dang monster (with an adorable underbite)! What are you exactly ... Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hand?  This monstrously fun mythical...

Fairytale Fingernail Friends + Cuticle Tattoos

$5.49

What's part sticker, part tattoo and totally awesome?  Our amazingly cute Fairytale Fingernail Friends Nail Stickers + Tattoos! This fairytale themed set is the fairest of them all!  With castles, carriage, frog princes, castles and more.. it's...

Box Of Break Your Own Geodes

$12.99

Find The Hidden Crystals! Looking for a rockin' good time?  Don't take a moment for granite, our Break Your Own Geodes is sure to liven up the rainiest of days and the most humdrum of afternoons. A gem of a gift or a cool as schist party item! ...

Giant Flamingo Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Birds of a feather sled together Our Giant Flamingo Snow TubeSled is taking a break from his Florida retreat to spend some time on the slopes! The race to the bottom of the hill is neck and neck... You know what they say... birds of a feather sled...

GRL PWR Eraser Set

$3.99

Girl Power! Make mistakes a thing of the past with our empowering GRL PWR Eraser Set. Use them for work or for art, rubbing out misspelled words or to add highlights to your drawings. Set of 4 erasers - never be without one when you need one 4 different...

Ginormous Monster Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

Have monster fun in the sun! Stand within spitting distance of our Ginormous Monster Yard Sprinkler if you're looking to have a scary good time under the giant flaming ball in the sky! What could you possibly do to make a monster loving kid's...

Scribble Sports Basketball Desktop Game

$4.99 $2.00

Our Scribble Sports Basketball Desktop Game is a slam dunk of a gift for basketball lovers! A swish come true, this fun basketball pencil and eraser set is an entertaining desktop diversion! It's the perfect way to run the clock down next time your...

Desktop Ping Pong

$7.99

It’s on like Ping Pong. Unleash your inner Forest Gump with our Desktop Ping Pong! Lovers of table tennis can now take their favorite sport with them wherever they go! This newest addition to collection of desktop sports mini kits contains all...

Stress Buster Desktop Punching Bag

$19.99

Give It The Old One-Two! Sometimes we all just have one of those days and Calgon just can't take you away.   Call it a bad day or maybe call it a regular day, but in the end you need to relieve some stress! So stick our Stress Buster on your desk...

Lil' Mermaid Tail Kiddie Pool Float

$14.99

Floating Pool LoungeIntroducing, our Big Mouth Lil' Mermaid Kiddie Pool Float! Like mer-mother like mer-daugther, we assume your little one follows in your wake - larger than life personality with an voeracious appetite for laughs. And now, it's no...

Giant Frosted Donut Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Snow days rule, donut you know? Our enormously fun Giant Frosted Donut Snow Tube Sled will help you take a bite out of winter! Yay! Snow!! Donut just stand there with a glazed look on your face. Take a bite out of winter by hopping on our 3-foot...

Monster Erasers

$3.99

Scare mistakes away! With our adorabl set of 3 Monster Erasers you can swap the scary jaws and arms with the other ones to mix up their colors and create new monsters! Mistakes better be on the lookout because there are monsters out to get them! Keep...

World's Smallest Pound Puppies

$7.99

Loveable, huggable puppies that need a good home!? Sign us up! Our adorably nostalgic World's Smallest Pound Puppies are here in miniature so you can take them with you for cuddles and love where ever you go! This super soft stitched plush figure is...

Giant Corgi Pool Float

$24.99

Well, hello there Corgeous! All eyes will be on you when you're resting on our Giant Corgi Pool Float! Don't think for a second you'll be able to go in-corg-nito. Get a leg up on the competition Because, what's funnier than a Corgi...

Rainbow Eraser

$3.99

Our cheerfully optimistic Rainbow Eraser is a reminder to always look on the bright side of life and to look for the rainbow after a storm! Make homework fun again with our Happy Rainbow Eraser. Even doing math is more fun when you erase numbers with a...

Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Ahhh. There's nothing better than soft, fresh snow! ​​And whether you're looking to Shred the Gnar or Shave Ice you'll have an arctic blast on our Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube! At 4 feet long it's hilariously big! You'll experience a sugar-rush-like thrill...