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Gotta wild child on your hands?  Find a one of a kind gift for the chip off the ole block with our offbeat collection of hilarious accouterments for your baby or toddler!  With silly pacifiers, unique bibs, witty sippy cups and more to choose from, you're sure be the hit of the next baby shower or birthday party!

Giant Flower Power Pool Float

$29.99 $17.99

It's high time you let your hair down and allowed yourself to drift for hours in the flowers with our Giant Flower Power Pool Float!  This buoyant blossom offers a peaceful resistance against the sun warmed water, while you sunshine daydream your...

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Tabletop Air Hockey Game

$12.99

Leave your stack of quarters at home! Our awesome Tabletop Air Hockey Game can transform any table into an arcade!  Created for on-the-move action and ready to play whenever the mood strikes, this great set contains two strikers, goals and an air...

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Unicorn Pencil Topper

$4.49

Our rainbow loving Unicorn Pencil Topper is happy to add a touch of hope and wonder to all of your school, office, and homework! Just pop our pal Stuart on the end of your pencil and let him sprinkle some magic over your page! This cute white unicorn...

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Nose Aerobics Basketball

$3.99 $2.99

Anyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body.   That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thing.   It's exercise for your nose!   Dramatically increase your sense of smell* while...

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Rubber Chicken Finger Puppet

$4.99

Go on and give someone the bird.  Our hilarious Rubber Chicken Finger Puppet has come to save the day! Why suffer the rest of your life with somber, dare we say, sullen fingers.  Seriously, what the cluck, man. Lighten up! Just, slide a...

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Giant Unicorn Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Wanna see a unicorn fly? Hop on! Our Giant Unicorn Snow Tube is a huge improvement over those harsh slabs of plastic people have been sledding with since wooly mammoths roamed the earth. Simply inflate, find a snowy hill, then grab the comfort grip...

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Earaser Pencil Eraser

$4.99

Don't Gogh getting all upset over a simple mistake!  While you may not be able to eraser your ex from your memory Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind style, you can surely use our EarRaser Pencil Eraser to backpedal and flesh out a drawing or...

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Awkward Silence Game

$14.99

Our hilarious Awkward Silence Game clearly points out, that some things are better left unsaid. This hilariously uncomfortable game lets you share how you really feel, potentially destroying age-old relationships in the process. Your friends will...

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Gigantic Inflatable Soccer Ball

$119.99

​Need an assist tackling your goal of having a kick @ss party this summer?  Get off the sidelines and volley your social status into the spotlight with our Gigantic Inflatable Soccer Ball! This soccer ball is huge.  Like 6 feet tall huge...

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Extraterrestrial Impact Stone

$4.99

Whoa!  Rocks made from meteors smashing into earth!  The only thing cooler than that is having some.  We make it easy and fun with Tektite The Extraterrestrial Impact Stone! It's the perfect size for a stocking stuffer and it's way more...

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Chunky Rainbow Pencils

$4.99

Our Chunky Rainbow Pencils will help you finally capture the majestic, wispy, curly, swirly mane of the unicorn of your dreams! This set of three pleasantly plump pencils have a hue-riffic swirl of colors in each!  To create the perfect sunrise or...

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Gigantic Inflatable Pink Flamingo

$399.99

So you're the reigning pool chicken fight champion, huh?  Cool... cool.  Well, good news!  We have finally found you a worthy contender. (And no crying fowl!) In this corner... coming in at 12 feet long and nearly 11 feet tall, straight...

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Tabletop Curling Game

$12.99

Our Tabletop Curling Game brings the strangest Winter Olympics sport (hey! don't mock the rock!) straight to your boardroom or dinner table. You don't even need ice, any flat surface will do! This fun competitive game can be played any time the mood...

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Giant Inflatable Beach Ball

$179.99

10 Foot Tall Beach Ball! So what would you do with a beach ball the measures 10 feet in diameter when inflated?   How about have the greatest beach or pool party ever!  One that people would be talking about for years one that would...

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Star Trek Kirk Drink Kooler

$7.99

Your belly.  The final frontier.   Boldly go where no other PBR has gone before with our officially licensed Captain Kirk Star Trek Drink Kooler!  Why you ask?  Because getting hammered is fun... but getting Shatnered is the...

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Bag O' Dirt

$14.99

Can you dig it? We can dig it! Can you all dig it? We can dig it! Whoomp, here it is! Our endlessly fun Bag O Dirt is going old skool (and preschool!) Because the truth is, the thrill of playing in the dirt never get's old - we just call it gardening...

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Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float With Shark Bite

$39.99 $23.99

6 Foot Long Ice Cream Sandwich!Our durable (and apparently delicious) Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float is perfect for lounging in the pool, river, or ocean!   Now we have to say, that even if you're super tight with Jabberjaw and the gang... if you're...

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Magnetite Lodestone Magnetic Rock

$3.99

We're positive that budding geologists and rock enthusiasts alike will be instantly attracted to our Magnetite Lodestone! This rare mineral is naturally - you guessed it - magnetic.  Used in early navigation and thought to have magical properties,...

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Instant Winter Snow

$3.99

Make your own Yeti habitat Our Instant Winter Snow is here to save the day! It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do!  However, if you're a like-minded creature who loves the white fluffy stuff too and are possibly...

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Iridescent Glux

$6.99 $4.99

Prismatic Super Putty Think liquid metal or a blue morpho butterfly's wings.  The mesmerizing Iridescent Glux is full of intelligent blues as well as a spectrum of other rainbow colors.  It's awesome look at & oddly satisfying to...

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Fartzooka Fart Machine

$11.99

Farts Are Funny!Have a gas with our super cheeky Fartzooka!   Highly addictive, like your Aunt Meg's bean and cheesy nacho dip, you won't want to put it down!   Just pull back, grip and let 'er rip! You can fine tune your instrument with the...

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Gigantic Inflatable Duckie Pool Float

$299.99

Sometimes adulting is not all it's quacked up to be... then comes along your favorite ole bathtub pal, all grown up and ready to party.  Suddenly it makes all of those endless days earning a paycheck totally worth it!  That's right, our...

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Scribble Sports Hockey Desktop Game

$4.99 $2.99

Our Scribble Sports Hockey Desktop Game is open for the assist! That is if you're looking for a fun off-the-ice gift for the hockey fanatic in your life! This set includes stationery essentials for hockey fans who really have their teeth in (or knocked...

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Lil' Mermaid Tail Kiddie Pool Float

$14.99

Floating Pool LoungeIntroducing, our Big Mouth Lil' Mermaid Kiddie Pool Float! Like mer-mother like mer-daugther, we assume your little one follows in your wake - larger than life personality with an voeracious appetite for laughs. And now, it's no...

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Dinner Winner Plate Pirate Edition

$19.99

ARRR you kiddin' me?  I'll beat you t' me hidden dessert! The goal of our fun and creative Dinner Winner Pirate Plate is to have your kiddo eat the variety of food on their plate in order to get to the treasure chest where a special hidden...

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Crystal Growing Rock

$4.99 $2.99

Don't be caught handing out schist presents, when you can give them something as gneiss as our Crystal Growing Rocks! Know someone that thinks geology rocks!?  Roll this thoughtful gift their way and watch as they geek out once they witness the...

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Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers

$9.99

Ex-squeeze us, but we must introduce you to our Uncanny Mandarin Orange Erasers! Their orange-inality is sure to a-peel to your sense of humor! Orange you glad you stumbled upon these erasers? Fashioned to look like whole segments of a mandarin orange,...

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Giant Cactus Pool Float

$29.99

Our succulent Giant Cactus Pool Float will leave you looking really sharp in the prickly heat of summer! Can't touch this!  Just kidding.  Just thought it might spike your interest. Butt, seriously. Are you suffering from a dry spell?...

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Lustrous Gold Glux Putty

$6.99

All that glitters is not gold... sometimes it's our enticing Lustrous Gold Glux Putty! Our resident alchemist has transformed plain ole putty into a rich beautiful shimmering gold. Bounce gold bars, make a golden melting arc, fake blow some Richie Rich...

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Oh K! Rainbow 50/50 Coloring Pencils

$10.99 $6.99

Our cheerful Oh K! Rainbow 50/50 Coloring Pencils guaranteed that your day will be partly cloudy with 100% chance of awesomeness. Bringing a shiny spot of happiness to your day, while you break out your sketch pad, or adult coloring book, this set of...

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Cherry On Top Pool Float

$27.99 $16.99

Ripe for the picking, our cheerful Cherry On Top Pool Float will be the proverbial cherry-on-top of your vacation fun! It's time to turn over a new leaf.  So paddle back and relax as life will be a bowl of cherries while you stay afloat in the...

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Crystal Growing Coral Reef

$11.99

Are you feeling underwater with all of the work and tasks hanging over your head?  You might as well enjoy the view!     Forge a new world on your desk with our Crystal Growing Coral Reef... it's like snorkeling at your desk!...

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Touchabubbles

$3.99 $2.00

You Can Touch My Bubble We're all familiar with traditional bubbles. You know how it goes, you stick the wand in, blow, bubble forms, floats around for a bit and then falls to the floor and pops! How completely boring is that? We thought so too.....

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Classic Gyroscope

$11.99

You spin me right round, baby right round... like a Gyroscope baby. Right round, round, round. Like a classic song from the 80's our Gyroscope will leave your head spinning with nostalgia! Young minds love to watch as this classic toy seems to...

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Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99

Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray, terraforming solution...

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Giant Frosted Donut Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Snow days rule, donut you know? Our enormously fun Giant Frosted Donut Snow Tube Sled will help you take a bite out of winter! Yay! Snow!! Donut just stand there with a glazed look on your face. Take a bite out of winter by hopping on our 3-foot...

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Giant Ice Pop Pool Float

$29.99 $17.99

The spitting image of an American summertime classic, you'll have a blast posing with our Giant Ice Pop Float!  Show off your love of the good ole red, white, and blue.  It may just sky rocket you to Instagram super stardom! When swim season...

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Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube

$24.99

Straight from grandma's candy dish Our Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube Sled is ready to take you around and around, and a up and down that hill over and over again! This snow tube will feel right at home on a brisk winter day! Just imagine...

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Pocket Telescope

$7.99

Give your budding astronomer a Pocket Telescope and they'll feel like the stars are just within reach! It may be pocket-sized but this handy gadget is more powerful than it looks! It magnifies small or distant objects so they appear up to 8 times closer...

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3D Coloring Book & Markers

$5.99

Put down those boring 2D coloring books, and expand your mind and creativity with our addictive 3D Coloring Book!   Your coloring skills have progressed greatly since your first doodlings as a toddler.. but now it's time to take your coloring to...

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Giant Scarlet Red Butterfly Wings Pool Float

$24.99 $14.99

Well, we do declare! Our Giant Scarlet Red Butterfly Wings Pool Float is quite the sight to be seen! We love it. We really love it. We do! Whether you're flitting, fluttering, or floating away a lazy day at the pool, or riding the tides at the beach...

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Scribble Sports Basketball Desktop Game

$4.99 $2.99

Our Scribble Sports Basketball Desktop Game is a slam dunk of a gift for basketball lovers! A swish come true, this fun basketball pencil and eraser set is an entertaining desktop diversion! It's the perfect way to run the clock down next time your...

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Giant Reindeer Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Watch out, Grandma! Ho-ho-hold on tight! Our Giant Reindeer Snow Tube Sled is making its way to a hill near you. It's so much more comfortable than those boring old plastic slabs you've been using! Simply inflate, find a snowy hill, then grab the...

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Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99 $3.99

Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and mineral appear to be very much...

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Handicat Kitty Finger Puppet

$6.99

Have you ever looked at your hand and wished it was a cat?  You’re in luck!  Our moew-nificent Handicat Kitty Finger Puppet is made of soft vinyl and can transform your hand into a pretty kitty. So realistic, your hand may go off on its...

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Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle

$9.99

Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder!  Never be embarrassed by  "baby fat" again!  Seriously folks... don't read into that statement (or send us hate mail) - it was just meant to be funny.  ...

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Giant Angel Wings Pool Float

$29.99 $17.99

Guardian of pool, messenger of cool, our Giant Angel Wings Pool Float is clearly heaven sent! Even if you haven't been on your best behavior, with this gloriously fun set of wings, it will look like you fell straight from heaven! It’s ready for...

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Giant Watermelon Slice Pool Float

$19.99

Don't feel so melon-choly!  Summer's just right around the corner and guess what... you'll soon be able to float on a gigantic version of a favorite fruit while basking in the sun!! Why?  Because summer swimming and watermelon are pretty much...

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Rattle Axe Guitar Baby Rattle

$9.99

New parent? Don’t fret! Give em our Fred's Rattle Axe Guitar Baby Rattle, and let them wail! Does your baby like to crank it to 11? If so, you'll love taking their wah-wah sessions to the next level with this cleverly designed baby rattle! It's a...

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Koi Toy Light-Up Goldfish

$13.99

Swimming With The Fishies This delightfully realistic floating koi lights up the second it touches water, glowing brilliantly in a rainbow of hues. Sure, our Koi Toy is fun for the hot tub or bathtub… but it's also great in punch bowls, beer...

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Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99 $5.99

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

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