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Your My Kind Of Twisted Friendship Greeting Card

$3.99

Rip-RAWR'ing fun Our pterribly fun Your My Kind Of Twisted Friendship Greeting Card is dino-mite card to send to a fellow weirdo that you haven't seen in ages! Whether you've been friends since...

Toasting You! Congratulations Greeting Card

$3.99

Hang tuff, stay puft! For the friend who's been in the fire lately, but has come out the victor, our Toasting You Card, was conjured up just for them! Sure, some people may seem non-threatening,...

Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch Card

$3.99

Bitch please, you're fabulous! Birthday cards are hard to find for that crafty friend that makes you jealous and admire them at the same time! Look no further, our Happy Birthday You Fabulous Bitch...

Friends Are Like Wedgies Greeting Card

$3.99

A fun pick-me-up! *see what we did there?* Looking for an uplifting card? It's no stretch to say that our Friends Are Like Wedgies Greeting Card is a tear-ibly fun way to cheer-up a bestie that's...

Celebrating Your New Vintage Status Birthday Card

$3.99

You've aged like fine wine! Send a birthday greeting to say you're as fine as wine with our Celebrating Your New Vintage Status Birthday Card. Just like an old vintage bottle of wine, we get better...

Let's Get A Little Trashy Greeting Card

$3.99

Find someone who looks at you like a raccoon looks at a bag of trash No need to go dumpster diving! Our Let's Get A Little Trashy Greeting Card is priced just right. Send an invite to your best...

Happy Birthday Honey Bear Retro Greeting Card

$3.99

You're so sweet to bear with me, honey. Our Happy Birthday, Honey Bear Card is the perfect gift to let your honey bear know that you care! This sweet card features mid-century modern art design with...

You Deserve A Round Of Appaws Congratulations Card

$3.99

Purrfect for pet lovers! Our totally fetch You Deserve A Round Of Appaws Congratulations Card celebrates the ruff climb up the kitty litter pile of crap and making it to the other side! An adorable...

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Congratulations Card

$3.99

Omgosh I hope I win! There aren't too many better ways to say Congrats or that You're a Winner than with our Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Congratulations Card! It just rolls right off the tongue and...

Happy Birthday You Glorious B@stard Card

$3.99

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.  Our Happy Birthday You Glorious Bastard Card is the perfect birthday card for the guy that...