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Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an impressive 6 feet (or should we say hooves) 4...

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Nose Aerobics Basketball

$2.99

The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body.   That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thing.   It's exercise for your nose!   Dramatically increase your sense of smell* while having fun! Just use your head and nose...

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Magical Unicorn LED Lamp
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Magical Unicorn LED Lamp

$35.99 $17.99

Behold the beauty of our Magical Unicorn LED Lamp! Float off to dreams of frolicking unicorns in a utopia of rainbows where wishes come true and anything is possible under the soft pastel glow. It’s perfect on your desk for creative inspiration,...

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Messy Bun + Getting Stuff Done Mug

$11.99

Our truth spouting Messy Bun + Getting Stuff Done Mug is for those who grab the day by the kahunas and tackle their to do list like the bad ass that they are! Good things come to those who what? How about pushing through the morning fog to get stuff...

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Pancake Batter Crayon

$4.49

With our incredibly fun Crayum Batter Crayon Bottle, you can be a pancake Picasso!   Here's a fun new way to get creative with your pancakes!  Fill our Batter Crayon with pancake batter and scribble your name, a face or anything...

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Sloth Nurse Bandages
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Sloth Nurse Bandages

$5.99 $2.99

Our Sloth Nurse Bandages encourage you to heal faster by taking it easy! So, just relax and get better at your own speed. Why be in such a hurry that when you get hurt you just keep on going? That’s no way to heal! Our adorable Sloth Nurse...

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SUGAR SKULL AIR FRESHENER
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Sugar Skull Air Freshener

$2.49 $1.24

Our rose scented Sugar Skull Air Freshener is the disembodiment of the Mexican holiday, Dia de los Muertos.   The sugar skull is one of the most prominent symbols seen during the Day of the Dead festivities.   The sugar skulls represent...

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Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$9.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of not giving a fuck, know someone who has, or know someone...

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B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

$11.99

Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! On the outside,...

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Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$11.99

Chances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious.... Nope. Don't second guess the...

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Flipside Reversible Dishwasher Sign

$5.19

Magnets... how do they work?  They're magic!  What we do know is that they keep our super retro styled FlipSide Reversible Dishwasher Sign attached to your dishwasher so you know if what's inside is clean or dirty! Modeled after a retro...

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Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

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MONTY PYTHON'S WAFER THIN MINTS
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Monty Python's Wafer Thin Mints

$2.99 $1.49

Don't worry about how full you are! Our tantalizing Monty Python's Wafer Thin Mints will refresh you. They definitely won't make you explode... or will they? Who can forget the classic sketch from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life with Mr. Creosote?...

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My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt

$11.99

Our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt is grape for cooking drinking up a storm! Dinner, shminner. Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! We're convinced... future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork...

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Slide Whistle Pen

$4.09

With our Whistle While You Work Slide Whistle Pen you can pretend you are Sideshow Bob, from the early episodes of The Simpsons, when he only communicated through the use of a slide whistle.   Another favorite is to make the "Bankrupt" sound from...

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Spoutin' Whale Ink Pen
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Spoutin' Whale Ink Pen

$1.49 $0.74

You'll have a whale of a time with our Spoutin' Whale Ink Pen as you take your writing adventures to the high seas! This friendly whale floats on top of a sea of blue waves on this adorable black ink, ballpoint pen. Now here comes the coolest part. We...

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The Potty Piano

$17.99

Add a tinkle of humor to your bathroom decor with our positively pooposterous Potty Piano!     That's right, put that phone down!  No need to surf the web or text to kill time while you're dropping the kids off at the pool.  Now you...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$11.99

Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit Men's Crew Socks...

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Weed Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Our adorably giggly Weed Money Coin Purse is highly sought after throughout the kawaii loving stoner community.   Let's be blunt.   It might not be big enough for your stash but... it's a start!   For sure, it can easily hold some...

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Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$11.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this hilariously somber offering, something tells us that they...

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Big Bucks Coin Purse

$3.99

We like Big Bucks and we cannot lie!Oh, deer. Enough of the reindeer games!  If you're looking for an environmentally friendly place to store your charge cards, a little bit of doe, or your life savings to support your Starbucks addiction, our...

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BUBBLE BUFF STICKY FINGERS NAIL FILES
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Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers Nail Files

$2.99 $1.49

I want it NOW! - Veruca Salt Not just for stuck up kids who were lucky enough to be put to the test by Mr. Wonka... our Bubble Buff Sticky Fingers Nail Files are for anyone who is still a kid at heart and likes to keep their nails looking...

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Eat Shit Gum

$1.99

Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now. Seriously, do not mess with me today. I'm not putting a dollar in the swear jar either. This is the ultimate gum for those...

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Magical Unicorn Slippers

$14.99

Imagine frolicking or prancing around your house in our Magical Unicorn Slippers! You may actually look forward to getting out of bed in the morning when you know your trusty magical steeds are ready to cozy up to your feet!  Slip into these super...

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A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light

$4.49

Our totally A-mews-ing Kitten Sound LED Key Light is the purrfect way to meow your way to the front door! Who hasn't lost their keys and dug around in the dark looking for them? The Kitten Sound LED Key Light offers not only a handy LED light to light...

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Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.   We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've captured the essence of unicorn farts in a...

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Bag of Unicorn Toots

$8.99

Our magical Bag of Unicorn Toots has just arrived from The Enchanted Land of Unicorntopia via a rainbow slide from the sky! Perhaps you have not heard of this delicacy? Unicorn Toots Cotton Candy Puffs come from the happiest city in the sky. The...

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Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply.  You got two...

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Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your working experience a little more tolerable, try...

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Giant Unicorn Snow Tube Sled

$22.49

Wanna see a unicorn fly? Hop on! Our Giant Unicorn Snow Tube is a huge improvement over those harsh slabs of plastic people have been sledding with since wooly mammoths roamed the earth. Simply inflate, find a snowy hill, then grab the comfort grip...

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Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks

$11.99

Listen up!  If you're in the mindset of 'Craft, Not Crap', then you'll love our ultra crafty Hark! To the Microbrewery At Once! Men's Socks! Run, don't walk!  Chariot, don't rickshaw(!) to your favorite independent brew house.  But maybe...

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Some People Just Need A High Five Gum

$1.99

We think you know those kinds of people. You know them well... Maybe TOO well. Sorry about that, by the way. You deserve more.   Our "Some People Just Need A High Five. In the Face. With a Chair" Gum will help you easily relay your empathy and...

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Step Aside Coffee Gum

$1.99

Coffee... We love you.  You're so cute sometimes!  Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what we need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it.  But...

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