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Summary

Trump's Small Hand Soap is YUGE if you have little hands. Make America Bathe Again!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

For dirty politics

Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that we can believe!  And no, you can not write this off your taxes!

Feel like you need a shower after watching the news? Yeah, we're with you on that!  Trump's Small Hand Soap is YUGE if you have little hands. It's time to Make America Bathe Again.

Cucumber olive oil scent 2 oz. / 56 g. Not tested on animals. Trump's Small Hand Soap is made in the USA, not Russia, Russia, Russia!  

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Donald Trump Small Hand Soap Stocking Stuffer
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