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Popular Gifts and Ugly Little Bitch Lip Balm at Perpetual Kid. You heard what I said! Bow down and kiss my royal ass!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

You heard what I said!  Bow down and kiss my royal ass!   Do you have a fun fearless (and hilarious) female in your life, that deserves a good laugh, and quite possibly has chapped lips as well?  If so, you're in luck!  Our Ugly Little Bitch Balm is just the trick!

ULB, the fierce yet cute rebel Queen is here to right the wrongs in the universe with her verbal sting.  ULB was born ready to take on the world for herself and fellow brave females.  Welcome to the Queendom, where funny, strong females rule!

Bestow this gift upon your queen of mean, or if you are said queen, give it as a gift to one of your questionably loyal subjects that will need this balm so that their chaffed lips don't irritate your derriere while they're kissing your ass.

Resist conformity, be yourself and let the lil' rebel bitch inside you speak out!

.15 ounces of yummy Bubble-gum flavored lip balm.  Each twist bottom dispenser tube measures 2.5 inches long.

Item Number:
BALM-7171 
611508171712
UGLY LITTLE BITCH - QUEEN BITCH LIP BALM
*Free Shipping $49+
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