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UNDERPANTS SUCKER

Underpants Suckerby Archie McPhee

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Description

Underpants Sucker and more Unique Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Do you ever find yourself really craving something thats white and made out of cotton.  You probably

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Do you ever find yourself really craving something thats white and made out of cotton.  You probably have Pica, so stop that.  Fulfill your urges with our Underpants Sucker! 

The Underpants Sucker is a delightful pair of tighty-whities on a stick. Unlike most underpants, these taste minty fresh all the time. These gnome-sized underpants can be stored in a drawer or strewn on the floor, depending on how tidy you are.

We do not recommend sucking the same Underpants Sucker multiple days in a row.

Measures 2.25 inches wide x 1.5 inches tall without stick.  Mint flavored.

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LOLI-2349
UNDERPANTS SUCKER
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