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Summary

More twisted than a unicorn's horn our extremely graphic lawn ornament, The Unicorn Garden Gnome Massacre, is "right on point" as far as gifts go!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $25+ when you use coupon code FREESHIP25. (Contiguous U.S.) only. Other locations will receive a discount of $5.95 applied as an order discount. One coupon per purchase. We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

It was only a matter of time...

Every unicorn has its breaking point and our The Unicorn Garden Gnome Massacre captures that disastrous moment in vivid color.

The word “temperamental” sure seems to get thrown around a lot these days, sheesh! Unicorns are a lot of fun but with all of the tail-tugging and mane-tangling at the hands of the Gnomes, there is only so much a mythical creature can take!  

This mythical creature has had enough and turned on the little gnomes. One is even impaled on it's horn! 

  • A hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome
  • Great for gardens, yards, and collector shelves
  • Durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
  • Approximately 9 inches tall

Get your neighbors talking by placing this macabre decoration in your garden or keep it on your collector shelf.

Cast poly resin. Measures approximately 9 inches tall. The Unicorn Garden Gnome Massacre is a epic gift for unicorn and gnome lovers!

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GNOM-2491 
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Unicorn Gnome Massacre
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