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Believe in me! I believe in you! Having a boyfriend or girlfriend on V-day day is great and all, but is it really necessary when you have the best friends in the world!?
Let your besties know how awesome they are with our awesome Unicorn Valentine Glitter Bomb Card! Adorned with a happier than happy unicorn prancing through the stars and blasting out rainbow heart farts... it only gets better as it's awesomeness is punctuated by an outpouring of glitter! What better way to add sparkle and excitement to someone special's day!
Soooo much GLITTER!!!
Inside the card reads:
Happy Valentine's Day!
Roses are red.
violets are blue.
unicorns are awesome.
and so are you!
We'll include your own personalized (make it anonymous or not) message, handwritten by our team of magical unicorns! Keep your message short as your glitter victim won't have much time to read it anyway when the glitter takes over! Oh, and we ask that you keep your message PG-13ish, since the cards will all be handwritten... and we're not trying to get all up in your biz, like this glitter!
Includes one unicorn valentine and a hand addressed amazingly fun envelope with an obnoxiously awesome amount of glitter anxiously awaiting inside.
Card measures 4.25 inches tall x 5.5 inches wide. Includes a butt-load of glitter!
