Reward Points!
Unicorn Glitter Card and more Weird Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Believe in me! I believe in you! Having a boyfriend or girlfriend on V-day day is great and
100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.
Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*
Believe in me! I believe in you! Having a boyfriend or girlfriend on V-day day is great and all, but is it really necessary when you have the best friends in the world!?
Let your besties know how awesome they are with our awesome Unicorn Valentine Glitter Bomb Card! Adorned with a happier than happy unicorn prancing through the stars and blasting out rainbow heart farts... it only gets better as it's awesomeness is punctuated by an outpouring of glitter! What better way to add sparkle and excitement to someone special's day!
Soooo much GLITTER!!!
Inside the card reads:
Happy Valentine's Day!
Roses are red.
violets are blue.
unicorns are awesome.
and so are you!
We'll include your own personalized (make it anonymous or not) message, handwritten by our team of magical unicorns! Keep your message short as your glitter victim won't have much time to read it anyway when the glitter takes over! Oh, and we ask that you keep your message PG-13ish, since the cards will all be handwritten... and we're not trying to get all up in your biz, like this glitter!
Includes one unicorn valentine and a hand addressed amazingly fun envelope with an obnoxiously awesome amount of glitter anxiously awaiting inside.
Card measures 4.25 inches tall x 5.5 inches wide. Includes a butt-load of glitter!
- Item Number
- GBOM-1100
Frequently purchased with:
Let Us Glitter Bomb Your Friends
Surprise! Your're Covered In Glitter Yep! Perpetual Kid will Glitter Bomb your friends for you! Okay... with all the bad press glitter has been getting lately, we had to step in and...
Bag Of Unicorn Farts
Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts | Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. | We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the...
Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks
Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin happy that you could shit rainbows! ...
Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet
A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn. Look at your boring old hand! It's so practical with its opposable digit and...
Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner
What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends. For it is not made from ectoplasm,...
You may also love these gifts!
Sh*tting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist
You're not seeing things, our Shitting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist actually does exist! And this shit is magic! Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They...
Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop
Unicorns - their poop don't stink Don't go poo poo-ing the idea of our gifting our Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop! Unicorn poop lovers will enjoy eating this poo emoji shaped gourmet candy! Pink...
Pizza Playing Cards
Our Hot & Delicious Pizza Playing Cards are just begging you to take them home with you. And lucky you! They're available for delivery! These photo-realistic playing cards are cut in a familiar...
Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet
A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn. Look at your boring old hand! It's so practical with its opposable digit and...
Office Supplies Paint-by-Number Postcards Kit
Our devastatingly kitschy + cool Office Supplies Paint-by-Number Postcards Kit will guide you in creative amazing pop-art-like paintings of vintage workplace objects. Inspired by vintage...