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UNICORN POOP ROCKS!
UNICORN POOP ROCKS! UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE
UNICORN POOP ROCKS! SPARKLY + SCENTED GEODES
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Unicorn Poop Rocks! Sparkly + Scented Geodes

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Interesting Gifts and V-Day Unicorn Poop Rocks! Sparkly + Scented Geodes at Perpetual Kid. As far as Valentine's Day gifts go...

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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As far as awesome gifts go... our legendary Unicorn Poop Rocks! are all that they're cracked up to be and more!  We schist you not! They'll crack open the stoniest of hearts!

Now you can physically and literally tap into wisdom and magic of unicorn poo!  The sparkling exterior and alluring aroma of these nuggets only begin to hint at the magic hidden inside.  What wonders await?  You will uncover a mythical crystal kingdom... a mini-galaxy of surprises that hold the energy of sunshine wishes, love, dreams and more!

Ready to reveal the inner-beauty of your Legendary Unicorn Poo Rocks?  Let's break this magical feces in pieces!

Directions: Place each glittery rock solid unicorn poop in a sock and hit it very lightly with a hammer.  Will result in multiple pieces of smaller pieces of crystallized unicorn poo.

Warning: The sh*t may hit the fan, so make sure to protect your eyes from flying unicorn turds.

Of quartz this is an amazing gift for unicorn lovers and purveyors of awesome everywhere!

Made exclusively with love by Perpetual Kid's unicorn personnel.  Includes 2 candy scented magical crystal geodes in a clear plastic jar that measures approximately 4 inches tall x 4 inches in diameter.  Rock on with your Unicorn Poop Rocks!

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UNICORN POOP ROCKS! UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE
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