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Gift Guide

It's our 2020 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2020 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup Decoy Safe

$12.49

Don't worry, we won't tell anyone that a can of Cream of Mushroom soup is the key ingredient in your amazing crock pot masterpiece.  Your secret is safe with us.  Well okay, maybe it's not.  But your secret valuables are actually safe in...

Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt

$12.99

Drop it like it's hot. Get ready to cook up some fun with our Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt! Whether you're a Pinterest Mistress or a natural born chef, you'll instantly become smitten with this mitten as it makes presenting your latest...

Emptied the Dishwasher Award Ribbon

$4.99

I emptied the dishwasher last week!  Our snarky Emptied The Dishwasher Ribbon is an award for all those people who feel that they've performed an amazing accomplishment. Whew, I'm beat... I emptied both racks of the dishwasher. Time for a break...

Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

$5.99

You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party experience with these high-quality, highfalutin napkins will keep you looking like a million bucks, even...

The Daily Mood Flipchart

$10.99

Some days the office is like a tea party, other days it's a lion's den. That's why The Daily Mood is a crucial desktop accessory! This fun flip-chart spells out everyone's demeanor in no uncertain terms. There are 47 moods to choose from, each with its...

Crystal Growing Rock

$4.99 $4.39

This gift rocks! Don't be caught handing out schist presents, when you can give them something as gneiss as our Crystal Growing Rocks! Know someone that thinks geology rocks!?  Roll this thoughtful gift their way and watch as they geek out once they...

Emergency Chicken Sound Machine

$10.99

Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency Our fowl Emergency Chicken Sound Machine fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. The sound machine includes four sounds — peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk. Just the other day we...

Fudge-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

Oh, Fudge!  We feel like a kid in a candy shop! Our eye catching Fudge-Pop Lollipops are available in 6 different color/flavor combinations... How will we ever decide!? Strawberry/Chocolate (Pink & Brown) Vanilla/Chocolate (White & Brown)...

Mister Rogers' Encouragements

$3.49

Won't you, please?  Please, won't you, please?  Please, have one or two Mister Rogers' Encouragemints!! Whether you're changing into your suit or your cardigan - whether you're coming home or going out into the neighborhood, you'll have more...

Rosie the Riveter Bandages

$5.49

We can do it! Our Rosie the Riveter Bandages let people know that you got hurt doing something important and persisted through the owie to achieve greatness! Rosie the Riveter was so tough and determined that she could work through just about anything...

The More You Nope Floaty Pen

$4.99 $4.39

Nope, don't tell me! Our rainbow shooting star The More You Nope Floaty Pen allows you to relive the after-school specials of your childhood with the well-timed drop of a nugget of wisdom. Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being...

Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel

$10.99

Our 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel is the perfect kitchen accessory for your Sunday Brunches and Last Suppers. (Too soon? Please forgive us.) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the awesome power of a huge,...

You Wanna Pizza Me? XL Frozen Pizza Snow Tube Sled

$24.99 $21.99

You've been eyeing that hill all year... just waiting for that the magical snowy moment when you can break out our supremely awesome You Wanna Pizza Me? XL Frozen Pizza Deluxe Snow Tube! Imagine how piping hot you'll look taking your personal pizza for a...

You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case

$6.99

Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other knick knacks all in one place!  An adorable image of a gnome and Big Foot in a magical mushroom forest...

Fake News Toilet Paper

$6.99

Does Trump wear a toupee? There's fake news everywhere. It's on our televisions, phones and newspapers... and now it can be on Fake News Toilet Paper! Obviously fake news should be called Narrative News and in the past it was called Opinion or Editorial...

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

$12.99

Hungry? Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready?...

Mister Rogers Soap

$3.99 $3.51

Feel Mister Rogers clean! Mister Rogers' Soap says: "Your sink is special!" Wash your hands before puppets! Wash your hands after feeding the fish! You can never go down the drain when you cleanse yourself with Mister Rogers' Soap. It gives you such a...

Second Place Dad Award Ribbon

$4.99

I'm thirsty... Hi thirsty, I'm Dad! Our Second Place Dad Ribbon is a special award for all those dads out there that have given up on teaching the basics. Maybe there's nothing wrong with letting Netflix and video games raise the kids... right? Bad...

Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum

$1.99

Take the doctor's advice! Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up.  Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated mint-flavored gum in a dainty box.  Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches wide. Ask...

Bird's Eye View Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99 $3.51

A little birdie told us they want to hold your pencil! Our colorful pink and orange Bird's Eye View Sharpener And Pencil Holder is the perfect pencil companion for everyone!  The Bird's Eye View holds on to your pencil and is a pencil sharpener...

Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security Our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will encourage the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't...

Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Read between the lines. Our Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks tells it like it is. There's no gushing Facebook post of undying love, just some honesty bundled up in a cozy pair of socks he may or may not forget to put in the hamper: I usually do...

Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks

$10.99

Hear ye!  Hear ye! Our Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks are an open invite to witness, front row, the fiasco known as the amazing... the incredible... The Most Dysfunctional Family in the World!  What's that?  You don't want tickets? ...

World's Smallest Power Rangers Micro Action Figures

$6.99

Go Go Power Rangers! The Power Rangers are back with our World's Smallest Power Rangers Micro Action Figures measure only 1.25 inches tall and each have three points of articulation! The Power Rangers show was first introduced in the 1990’s and quickly...

Butter Butter Butter Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

If you love butter so much, why don't you marry it? Okay. Butter. Not only is it fun to eat, it's fun to say! Our Butter Butter Butter Woven Dish Towel will have everyone saying, thinking and eating butter! This butter design has luxurious woven...

Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade

$17.99

Our meow-nificently fun Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade will instantly convert any vehicle into a catmobile! Fur-real! No kitten! We knead not to mention, but, it's quickly clawing to the top the top of every cat lover's list!  After, all if could...

Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

$1.99

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now. Seriously, do not mess with me today. I'm not putting a dollar in the swear jar either. This is the...

Happy Rainbow Vibes Birthday Sticker Card

$5.99

Sending happy vibes to you! This super bright Happy Rainbow Vibes Birthday Sticker Card is a fun card filled with good ju-ju and gift all in one! The card comes with a removable sticker that the recipient can stick on a laptop, tablet or really anywhere...

I Almost Fell Off Unicorn Birthday Card

$3.99

I didn't choose the Unicorn life, it chose me! Our fantastic I Almost Fell Off Unicorn Birthday Card is for all of us with an inner-child that tends to drift off into day dreams often. Life can be a little too real sometimes and we like to take the "why...

Squirrel Underpants

$5.99

Underwear For Your Squirrel Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children's eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We've got the answer...Squirrel...

Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen Into A Shithole Dish Towel

$10.99

Put your shit in the sink! Dripping with sarcasm and spilled drinks our Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen into a Shithole Dish Towel is not messing around! There's nothing like a delightfully crass kitchen towel to greet your guests, as it proudly...

F*ck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Greatest Day Ever Socks! Our hyper cute and enthusiastically vulgar Fuck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks are offering you perpetual permission to declare any day an anything goes kinda day! How about pizza for lunch?  Would you like another glass of wine?...

Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube

$24.99 $21.99

Straight from grandma's candy dish Our Giant Peppermint Twist Candy Snow Tube Sled is ready to take you around and around, and a up and down that hill over and over again! This snow tube will feel right at home on a brisk winter day! Just imagine...

Hot Dog Tea Infuser

$9.99

Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep...

Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

$4.99 $4.39

The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man.  Kissing cherries...

Some People Just Need A High Five Gum

$1.99

We think you know those kinds of people. You know them well... Maybe TOO well. Sorry about that, by the way. You deserve more.   Our "Some People Just Need A High Five. In the Face. With a Chair" Gum will help you easily relay your empathy and...

Tie Dye Patriotic Soft Touch Face Mask

$9.99

Protect your *achoo!* with some red, white, and blue! Have fun showing support for our country, and compassion for each other with our locally sourced Patriotic Tie Dye Soft Touch Face Mask! Feel like the world has been spiraling out of control? Like...

You're Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Inspire confidence and encourage laughter with our You're Doing Fucking Great! Woven Dish Towel! Don't settle for a basic dish rag. Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So, go on and add some kick ass personality to your favorite room in the...

Official World's Smallest Lincoln Logs

$7.99

A Top Notch Gift! Our World's Smallest Lincoln Logs are rating high on their cuteness and originality factors!  Licensed from Hasbro to be the World's Smallest Lincoln Logs, little hands will love building cabins and forts with this tiny retro toy...

Beer Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

Beer has always been there for you...  It was there when you graduated, every night after a hard day of work, kicking back with your friends and even when your team was winning or losing!  Beer never judged you and gave you unconditional love...

Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit

$7.99

No kitten. You'll love this cheeky set! Just watch your cat lovers connect with our Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit created by our friends at Blue Q! This set includes five popular breeds immortalized on die-cut magnets + bonus magnet: American...

Hey Bitches Gum

$1.99

Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack - your gang of girls together. Will it be a tears and ice cream night or a go out and (no survivors)...

This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

$12.99

You know that meal was f*cking delicious, so why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of saccharine sweet and hilariously profane. Everyone loves baked mac and cheese. Now have some fun taking...

At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum

$1.99

Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in a committed long-term relationship with our surrogate beds. Listen, when a couch hands you a compliment,...

Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set

$12.99

This is nacho Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set, yet! Thumb wrestling meets lucha libre with our unique Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set that brings the competitive Mexican sport to enthusiasts all over the world! Known for its bold...

Narwhal Lip Gloss

$4.99

Tusk, tusk, tusk... It's true! Narwhal Lip Gloss really does exist! This pudgy little Unicorn of the Sea has swam all the way from the Arctic to help you make sure that your kisses are legendary! He's not just over-whale-mingly cute, he serves a...

Retro Classic Mattel Football Keychain

$11.99

A mini version of the original, our Retro Mattel Electronics Football Handheld Game Keychain will help you maneuver out of the neutral zone, and into touchdown territory in the game of gift giving! Before game consoles, mobile gaming, and online games -...

I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt

$12.99

A cautionary kitchen accessory for those moments when there are too many cooks in the kitchen... our dead serious I've Got a Knife Oven Mitt has got your back! On the outside, you'll enjoy a pleasant pink panoramic scene with a vintage-inspired...

In Stitches Recipe For Disaster Potholder

$9.99

Don't go baking my heart! Our In Stitches Recipe For Disaster Potholder is for the saucy, subversive chef that likes a little stitchin' in their kitchen. Perfect for anyone that rocks out with their crock out! You butter believe that it's a great gift...

Mmmm Plus Eat Equals Meat Dish Towel

$12.99

If our math is correct... It's weird how math works, isn't it? Mmmm +  EAT = MEAT! This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel. This dish towel...

Original Leafy Green Wake and Bake Mug

$23.99

Start your morning nice and toasty with our Wake and Bake Mug!  Getting up in the morning can be so hard... and the best part of waking up is hot java & kind bud in your mug! Our Wake & Bake Mug makes the process of mustering motivation in...

Woofie Pet Selfie Tool

$6.99

Pose for the pupperazzi! Yeah, we all look pretty silly arguing with our pet to sit still and "smile" for a picture.  Enter bribery... Getting a good picture of your pup or kit can sometimes seem im-paws-ible, but now you can hold your pet's...

World's Smallest Magic the Gathering

$7.99

Sorry I burned down your village. The World's Smallest Magic the Gathering bring one of the hottest games from the 1990's and shrinks it down to a unique collectible! In this awesome miniaturized set are two Tuck Boxes, each containing 60 cards (120...

Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel

$10.99

Looking for a devilishly fun hostess gift? Our hell-arious Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel is so damned cheesy, it will have you running for your lactaid even if you aren't lactose intolerent! An oddly relatable towel, featuring none other than...

Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind!

$9.99

Think you got them figured out? Fur-get about it. Our Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind! is just the kit you need, if you've ever wondered why your cat acts a certain way, has such an attitude, or does strange things!  A fur-tunate discovery,...

Say It With Science Molecular Magnet Set

$9.99

Hey nerd, we're talking to you! Coffee, chocolate, sleep and love are a few of our favorite magnets in our Say It With Science Molecular Magnet Set. With 15 molecular magnets, each highlighting a favorite such as hot sauce or wine, this...

3D Butterfly Tattoos

$4.99

The Butterfly Effect Our vibrantly colored 3D Butterfly Tattoos are a fun and beautiful illusion! These lifelike temporary tattoos pop off your body with three-dimensional shadowing that gives the appearance of a butterfly gently resting on you. Hey,...

Aviator inSPECtors Magnetic Readers

$12.99

You know that freakishly small text on labels? Tell em to stick it. Our high-flying Aviator inSPECtors - Magnetic Label Readers will help you make the most out of your wtf-happened to my vision. If struggling to read the instructions off the back of...

Magic Growing Unicorn

$4.99

More exciting than a Hatchimal! Our Magic Growing Unicorn allows you to hatch your very own unicorn and watch it grow! Stumped on what to get your favorite unicorn lover? This legendary gift is where it's at. Simply: Put the tree stump in a...

World's Smallest GI Joe

$6.99

G.I. Joe - A Real Small American Hero Need a job done? Our pose-able World's Smallest GI Joe will fit right into your pocket to guide your imagination to your next adventure! He's a Man of Action, our G.I. Joe Action Soldier is the tested and grizzled...

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