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Gift Guide

It's our 2020 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2020 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

Card Cling Stick-on-Phone Wallet

$4.49

Because everything's better with pockets! Our Card Cling Stick-on-Phone Wallet is must-have for your must-haves! It's about to make your smartphone even smarter! A silicone back pocket for your cellphone! Simply press adhesive to phone backing...

F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the sometimes-struggling domestic goddess. Some days you win. And other days, you just end up making a series of small fires in the kitchen. It's ok - that's what pizza delivery is for...

I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum

$1.99

Uh, oh! They've found us out! Our I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum is dropping truth bombs by way of delicious chicklet-sized mint gum! A fun item to have for those moments when you don't have time for humility. If they didn't get the message at...

Official World's Smallest Fisher-Price Corn Popper

$6.99

Pop Pop and You Don't Stop Our World's Smallest Fisher-Price Corn Popper is a mini version of the original toy from your childhood and is about to push and pop it's way back into your heart. It's so cute, we almost can't handle it! It's like a rush of...

Zero Fucks Candle

$19.99

None left to give... hope you enjoyed that last one. Our Zero Fucks Candle is for anyone that is just done with it all. We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us...

Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.99

Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the galaxy or hanging back here on Earth! Frozen in time, yet not frozen in temperature, it takes the ice...

Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks

$10.99

If there were ever a pair of @ss kicking socks to exist... these are them! Next time you have an important day, throw on our Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks to give you the confidence to seize the day, and let em know who's boss!   Like an...

Children's Reading Timer

$9.99

Awww, man! Just one more book, please, pleeeeaaaasssseeeee. Featuring a superhero duality of character our Children's Book Shaped Reading Timer is equally suitable for the combative ‘UGH. Do I HAVE to read tonight?’ gang AND the book...

Full Of Wonder Pencil Case

$5.99

Our colorful Full Of Wonder Pencil Case is a throwback to when you were young and would carry around all of your favorite possessions around in a shiny red wagon. This adorable zippered pouch, features a classic red wagon filled with the sun, moon,...

Mansplaining Mints

$4.69 $4.13

Ladies, when it comes to our Mansplaining Mints, something tells us we don't have to tell you what these are for. But, humor us, if you will... The next time some random dude starts explaining something to you in a condescending tone, just offer him one...

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Sticky Notes

$6.99

​Hi, Neighbor! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood ever since our awesomely nostalgic Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Sticky Notes arrived!  Let them serve as a polite reminder to feed the fish, visit the Neighborhood of Make-Believe or change...

Pickle Bandages

$5.49

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-boos! And if a Pickle Bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! 15 ...

Sloth Nurse Bandages

$5.49 $4.83

Get better at your own speed Our Sloth Nurse Bandages encourage you to heal faster by taking it easy! So, just relax and get better at your own speed. Why be in such a hurry that when you get hurt you just keep on going? That’s no way to heal! Our...

The Little Lantern

$8.99

What is this? A lantern for ants?? Step away from the kerosene, Zoolander fans, and allow us to shed some light on the situation.  Our wicked cute Little Lantern is an intentionally miniature version of the classic style lantern...

Tiny Arcade Qbert Keychain

$22.99

@!#?@!  - Qbert Play the iconic game like you're in the 80's with our Tiny Arcade Qbert Keychain. Even kids now know who Qbert is thanks to his awesome cameo in the Wreck-It Ralph movies! Multi-level game play, true to the original, full size...

Book Fan for Book Fans

$7.99

Are you a fan of books? Well they're a fan of yours! Forgive us for being so foreward... but we think our Book Fan for Book Fans is literally the best thing since sliced bread the printing press! It's such a novel idea, it's destined to become an...

Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set

$19.99

Ahoy crabbies, it's mealtime! Believe it or naut, our Dressed To Spill Sailor Bib + Teether Set will make watching your baby fuss over eating their veggies a reel'y fun experience! Even when your little one is cussing like a baby sailor! Have a baby...

Drumstick Pen Set

$8.99

I just want to bang on my desk all day! You know that person, maybe it's you... the fidgety pen tapper! They'll pick up just about anything and tap out an impromptu drum solo, like they're playing to a crowd of thousands - not a water cooler and the...

Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

Gastronaut Kids Spork

$11.99

One small step for mealtime... Just when you thought someone couldn’t improve on the genius that is the spork, in blasts our Gastronaut Kids Spork to save your dinner and waning patience from certain peril. You may love your kids to the moon and...

Hang in There Sloth Floaty Pen

$4.99

Just hanging out at work Our nostalgia-inducing Hang in There Sloth Write Side Up Floaty Pen will give you warm fuzzies and flashbacks of the walls of your elementary school. Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being mesmerized by...

Holy Roller Lint Roller

$11.99

Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention! Our hilarious Holy Roller Lint Roller is ready to help roll that damned fur off your favorite black sweater! A fun gift for your church going pals, or you...

You're the Coolest Greeting Card

$4.99

Nothing beats a Snow Cone on a hot day! Our colorful You're the Coolest Greeting Card is a fantastic "thinking of you" for your friends and family who will appreciate a yummy snow cone.  Card size is 4.25 x 5.5 inches Blank inside for your personal...

Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes

$7.99

Let's get a little crazy here! Our happy little Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes features images Bob Ross and his unforgettable work. There are hundreds of handy notes and page markers to keep your place, keep your notes, and keep your...

CBD Gummy Apple Rings

$24.99

An apple a day keeps the stress away! *If that apple is a CBD edible that is!* Don’t be fooled by their innocent appearance! Our potent CBD Gummy Apple Rings may ring of nostalgia, but these candies contain approximately 25mg of CBD per...

Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

Desktop Ping Pong

$7.99

It’s on like Ping Pong. Unleash your inner Forest Gump with our Desktop Ping Pong! Lovers of table tennis can now take their favorite sport with them wherever they go! This newest addition to collection of desktop sports mini kits contains...

Rainbow Bandages

$5.99

Damn, I'm cute for a bandage! Our stinkin' cute Gama-Go Rainbow Bandages make getting a boo-boo damn well delightful! They say that very cloud has a silver lining, but these adorably optimistic cumulus clouds offer so much more! These happy little...

Unicorn Poop Lip Gloss

$4.99 $4.39

With our Unicorn Poop Lip Gloss, you no longer have to awkwardly follow behind your BFF unicorn attempting to scoop their poop before the garden gnomes scurry off with it! Unicorn poop isn't the same as other creatures. It is rainbow and sparkly and...

Up Yours Socks

$10.99

Up Yours Just Seems Nicer With Rainbows Socks For those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold...

Cats: Slightly Obsessed With Them Jumbo Pouch

$10.99

Slightly obsessed with cats! This a-meow-zing bag loves you just like a cat: inconsistently and despite itself! JK, Our Cats: Slightly Obsessed With Them Jumbo Pouch loves you all the time and forever! Made from recycled material Large pouch Fun design...

Donut Touch My Lunch Bag

$18.99

As sweet as it gets! There's no need to sugar coat it, our Frosted Donut Lunch Tote is as sweet as it gets! The "holey" grail of lunch pails, this pink glazed beauty with colorful sprinkles will leave the cool kids begging for you to sit at their table...

Giant Music Snob Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Giant Music Snob Men's Socks seem to scream "If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE." We love music! We love listening to music, we love talking about music, we love experiencing live music, and while we...

Roach Clips Bag Clips

$8.99

Our Fred Roach Clips Bag Clips are brand shrieking new for Fall 2018! Eerily realistic these all-purpose spring-loaded bag clips are cleverly designed to look like cockroaches, and will make you jump! They're a fun + unique housewarming (or dorm...

Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$12.99

These Are Not About A Penis Golfing Socks ​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very...

Wet My Whistle Musical Straws

$9.99

Whistle while you work (on that drink) With our Wet My Whistle Musical Straws, the *clink* of ice dropping into your glass wont be the only music to your ears!   Its like that cool whistle candy you used to get when you're a kid... but this time,...

Balloons For Jerks

$7.99

You're the worst! What are Balloons for Jerks? Just what you would imagine,,, They’re balloons for jerks. Even if your friend isn't a jerk all the time or never at all, these balloons are hilariously embarrassing and everyone will get a laugh...

Bowling Alley Cats Bowling Game

$19.99

Set ‘em up and knock ‘em down! These Bowling Alley Cats are ready to rumble and tumble! Our adorable hand-painted Bowling Alley Cats Bowling Game includes six cat pins and a roly-poly mouse “bowling” ball.  In this little...

Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

$1.99

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift giving into something truly amazing.  A perfect cheap and useful gift for someone you love or love to...

Hi. I Don't Care. Thanks. Socks

$10.99

Really Couldn't Care Less Socks To be honest, our effortlessly cheerful and relentlessly candid Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks Socks simply don't give a damn if like them or not.  But you will. One could say that socks are just like women...

Narcissist Mints

$3.99

It's all about you and your breath You’re so vain, you probably think these mints are about you, don’t you? Now your favorite narcissist can have fresh breath while he admires himself in the mirror and explains why you’re wrong!...

Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum

$1.99

Great Pick Me Up Candy For Go Getters You are awesome!  But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you??  If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum supply! Our adorkable Who's Awesome? You're Awesome!...

I Am Going To Get Sh*t Done. Later. Men's Socks

$12.99

We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judging you, fellow procrastinators! Because it's okay! Sometimes you just need/deserve a sanity break. Watch...

I Love My Asshole Kids Socks

$10.99

The first step is admitting there is a problem. Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as the voice she uses to banish you to your room with no supper. If you're wondering what's going on behind...

Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a positively pink octopus with long luscious lashes. But...

Pawfect Nails Dog Belly Nail File

$6.99

Scratch my belly! Give these adorable puppies a tummy scratch while keeping your nails in pawfect condition. A super cute addition to any dog-lovers manicure set.   'Tickle' the pups tummies to file your nails Double sided, 150/180...

Hit Reply All One More Time I Swear To God Gum

$1.99

Just no! Step away from the mouse! You don't seem to get the hint we've been dropping for years  We're not interested in what you think! We've seen the jokes, most beautiful pictures of national parks, fake news, this year's flu warning and formed...

Holy Sh*t I Love You Dish Towel

$10.99

Our Holy Shit I Love You Dish Towel features a pair of star-crossed lovers locking eyes across a crowded pasture. Or, a casual staring contest between buddies. You decide. Whether you like to spend time in the kitchen cooking, eating, or gabbing, this...

Legendary Unicorn Mints

$3.99 $3.51

Believe in fresh breath! Our frolicking awesome Legendary Unicorn Mints are an example of all that is right with the world. Or at least the fantasy world inside of your head! Chances are, if you love unicorns as much as we do (which may just be...

Step Aside Coffee Gum

$1.99

Coffee... We love you.  You're so cute sometimes!  Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what we need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it.  But only...

The Super Duper Ball Kit

$5.99

What's more fun than playing with super bouncy balls?  Making them with our Super Duper Bouncy Ball Kit, of course!   With this simple yet awesomely fun kit, you can make 6 vibrant, customized, multicolored, high bouncing balls!  Just...

Watermelon CBD Lollipops

$14.99

You won't be feeling Melon-choly anymore! Our super lip-smacking Watermelon CBD Lollipops are ready to melt your anxiety away. These suckers look, feel and taste just like a lollipop but they won't leave you feeling the same because these are made with...

XOXO Lipstick Pen

$1.99

Signed with a kiss! Our fun and fashionable XOXO Lipstick Pen is just the right shade of you.  Quirky with a dash of kick @ss. This clever pen is cleverly shaped as a tube of lipstick and is hiding the writing implement beneath the classic red...

Giant Shark Lounger Pool Float

$39.99

Having a plain ol' lounger kinda bites From out of the blue comes our giant-sized Shark Pool Lounger! Coming in at 5 feet long, it’s sized just right for relaxing with your chums in the water. The breaching shark head doubles as a comfy backrest...

Sh*tting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You're not seeing things, our Shitting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist actually does exist! And this shit is magic! Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They eat glitter. And, we don't think we need to tell you...

The Fear Of Pouring Your Own Cereal Milk Candle

$9.99

The fear of pouring your own cereal milk Our Burn Away Adultophobia Candle is for those that haven't learned to adult. The perfect gift for your friend that lives under six feet of unfolded laundry in their parent's basement with out a whim in the...

Beer Money Coin Purse

$4.99

Wait a minute!  Those three mice aren't blind!  They were just cold chilling wearing their RayBans while plotting to scamper off with your brewski! Whether you prefer dark beers, light beers, craft beers, your very own home brew or the cheapest...

Cat Butt Magnets

$13.99

Clinging to your fridge like cat hair on your clothes, our cheeky Cat Butt Magnets will be a clear indication of where you stand on the dog vs cat debate. From the hand and mind of designer Steph Mantis comes this a'mews-ing assortment of magnets which...

Crazy Cat Lady Bandages

$5.49

Cat Scratch Fever! Our Crazy Cat Lady Bandages are in paws-ible to ignore, just like the battle scars from loving your furry demon! Cat owners know that sometimes kitties "accidentally" give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. Crazy Cat Lady...

F*ck This Sh*t Socks

$10.99

You know exactly who you're going to buy our Fuck This Shit Crew Socks for, don't you? (Besides a pair for yourself, of course!) It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn...

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