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Gift Guide

It's our 2020 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2020 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

Rubber Chicken Stress Ball

$7.99

Silent but not deadly! Get rid of some of that stress now with the Rubber Chicken Stress Ball! Just to be clear, we do not promote choking any chickens. Would you want to be be known as that guy everyone saw choking his chicken at work? We didn't think...

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

$5.49

Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury! Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!   These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused...

Soap for the Trophy Husband

$9.99

Living your best life. Our Soap for the Trophy Husband is for that lucky guy... see him there. See that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn't have a care in the world? Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a...

Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that to-do list in the couch and let your intentions be known...

Cats! Socks

$10.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

People I Love: Cats. Socks

$10.99

Socks fur the serious cat purr-son. No kitten, our People I Love: Cats. Socks are so soft and cozy, they're like paw-jamas for your feet! Do you pre-fur the company of cats?  Are you a little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly...

Connect The Dots F*ck Yeah Card

$4.99

Connecting the dots has never been so fun! Our interactive Connect The Dots Fuck Yeah Card is a great card to give when you want to send an enthusiastic note! It's fun because they must connect the dots to reveal a hidden message! So maybe after...

Official World's Smallest Barrel of Monkeys

$5.99

Don't drop your monkeys!!! The classic game Barrel of Monkeys first released in 1965 is now available in the world’s smallest size ever! Just like the original Barrel of Monkeys game, our World’s Smallest Barrel of Monkeys is a barrel of...

Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks

$7.99 $6.99

Our Novel Idea Rainbow + Rainy Day Clouds Bookmarks by Fred are literally, figuratively, and hyperbole too cute for words! These awesomely designed bookmarks will remind you there's always a perfect opportunity to catch up on your...

Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand

$9.99

Keep your phone out of the muck Keep your phone high & dry with our adorable Reboot Red Wellies Phone Stand! This charming pair of red, rubbery wellies is perfectly designed to cradle your phone and keep it upright for charging or streaming rainy day...

Replaced Toilet Roll Ribbon

$4.99

Thanks? Slow clap... Our snarky Replaced Toilet Roll Award Ribbon is an reward for all those people who feel that they've performed an amazing accomplishment. It's a fun way to say thank you for not just putting it on top of the holder. But do you...

Dogs! Socks

$10.99

Dogs Are Better Than Cat Socks What's not to love about our Dogs! Socks? They're so excited to snuggle up on your feet, they're just begging for some loving! Just like your furry best friend, they're eager to please and have an infectiously cheerful...

Fur Four-Eyes Only Cat Coin Purse

$9.99

Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those peepers? Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get that freaking adorable Fur Four-Eyes Only Cat Coin Purse? It's the purrfect place to stash your MILK essentials! Money, ID, Lipstick, Keys! There is a side pocket on the...

G-Clamp Bottle Opener

$14.99

A good tool for the right job!   A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle opener! If your latest DIY project is thirsty work, crack open a cold brew after a hard day in...

Lustrous Gold Glux Putty

$6.99 $6.15

All that glitters is not gold... sometimes it's our enticing Lustrous Gold Glux Putty! Our resident alchemist has transformed plain ole putty into a rich beautiful shimmering gold. Bounce gold bars, make a golden melting arc, fake blow some Richie Rich...

Pick-Its Cocktail Picks

$6.99

Make America drink again! With our cleverly designed Pick-Its Cocktail Picks you can unite with your fellow party-goers to take on the establishment and CHOOSE BOOZE! Pick-Its are designed to look like tiny protest picket signs! They're sure to will...

Retro Radio Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Mid Century Modern Style Do you miss the great lines of products from the past?  Us too!  It may look like a vintage radio right out of the 60's... but that's just an illusion!  Stuff your headphones, subway tokens, earplugs, or asprin...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Nodder

$10.99

The notorious RBG agrees to disagree! There might seem to be an irony with making a nodder of someone dissenting, but we're guessing the people that buy this will be nodding in agreement with her dissent. The figure is wearing the collar that Justice...

World's Smallest Toss Across

$6.99

My inner 3rd grader is going to whoop your butt at this game! Such as classic, good memories of playing Toss Across in the house, backyard, sleepovers... Sweet, sweet childhood!   But now you can own the teeny tiniest version in the...

Finger Weightlifting Set

$9.99

Is your middle finger the only one receiving a regular workout? It's time to beef up your knuckle sandwich with our Finger Weightlifting Set! They won't know what hit them!  This one-of-a-kind miniature weightlifting set lets you pump some...

Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Nail Clipper Pen

$5.99

Best office gift ever! Our Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen is guaranteed to gross out people around you! Not only can you write with the fully functional pen but you can turn it around and clip or file those unsightly finger or toe nails. What...

Red Red Wine Candle

$11.99 $10.55

Why? Wine not? Our red, red, Wine Candle is totally lit! A fun and unqiue gift for wine lovers. Now you can have Red Wine (scent) with every meal! Perfect for when you need to stay level headed, and the only thing you'll be pouring over that night is...

Trump Impeachmints

$3.49

Without any evidence, this is the best the left can do! Our totally offensive Trump Impeachmints are for bad hombres with bad breath, and worse vocabulary. Do you bad-mouth people? Drop one of these peach flavored mints on your tongue and you'll make...

Bob Ross Bandages

$5.99

Happy accidents? Turn that frown upside down with our super painter Bob Ross Bandages. Just remember, there are no mistakes, just happy accidents! Enough bandages to cover 18 happy accidents actually. Bob Ross definitely knew how to cover up an accident...

Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks

$10.99

Crazy For You Socks Our Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks beg the question... What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.  A perfectly fitting gift for your adorable but admittedly crazy friend... or you know.....

Fast Food Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner!   Instead we'll just sit here smelling this grease scented goodness.   Ketchup, mayo, Pete's...

Ginormous Stranger Things Demogorgon Sprinkler

$99.99

Well what did you expect... a unicorn? This horrific Stranger Things Demogorgon Sprinkler is giant, terrifying, and ....fun? Yup! This officially licensed Stranger Things sprinkler inflates to a towering 6 feet tall and sprays water all over...

This Sh*t Is Bananas Lavatory Mist

$11.99

B-a-n-a-n-a-s! You know things have gone crazy when people are using our This Shit is Bananas Lavatory Mist after a long bathroom visit! Toss one in your purse or leave one in the bathroom, with over 500 applications in each bottle, they're great! How...

Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich

$3.99

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a yummy retro treat! Since the early NASA Mercury Missions, space food has gone global! Today, Astronaut...

Awesome Sauce Holographic Glitter Lotion

$14.99

Keep it Saucy! Our Awesome Sauce Holographic Glitter Lotion is truly awesome. Infused with natural antioxidants and essential nutrients, this sparkly magical lotion will leave your skin feeling radiant, because you are a rock star! Non metallic, non...

Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel

$10.99

Our delightfully retro Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel is a nod to everyone's favorite vacation in a bottle. Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. This colorful kitchen towel resembles a postcard and features a...

Head In The Stars Hair Pins

$9.99

Is your head in the stars? It's time to get the party star-ted with our Head in the Stars Hair Pins! Whether you're preparing for a night out on the town or an evening under the stars, with a simple twist these spiral hair pins will be a stellar addition...

No.2 Pencil Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

I used to sharpen my pencil 10 times a day at school just so I could smell the newly shaven wood and graphite?    Our No. 2 Pencil Candle celebrates the teacher, student, draftsman, artist and designer. Light it to relive your glory days at...

Retro TV Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Carry all for your purse! It may look like a T.V. right out of your grandparent's house...  but that's just an illusion!  Stuff your headphones, arcade tokens, cold hard cash, or mints in this carry case and toss it in your purse or bag!...

Woke AF Mug

$11.99

You awake? The cheeky double entendre of our Woke AF Mug just makes us smile ear-to-ear! You know, like that feeling you get when someone asks if you would like some more coffee while they're up! Or you just found that someone brought frosted donuts in...

Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser

$9.99

Time For A Kit-Tea Purr-ty! Our Kittea Kitten Tea Infuser looks just like the poster hanging on the wall of your elementary school said... Hang in there, baby!  .   Fight the urge to take a cat nap in a sunlit corner of the room and re-energize...

National Embarrassmints

$3.49

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of indictments...

The Rocket Ship Snow Tube

$34.99 $26.99

Get ready for blast off! When the weather forecast is predicting an arctic blast-off, it’s time to inflate the Rocket Ship Snow Tube, call up your best bud and schedule a slope session. Besides being comfier than those old plastic slabs...

Dog Butt Magnets

$13.99

Butt's up? It's hard enough to find a magnet to keep your bills and pictures on the refrigerator, but even worse trying to find magnets that are loyal and obedient! If you're a dog lover who also needs to attach things to magnetic surfaces, use our Dog...

Have a Buddha-Full Day! Canvas Art Hanging Greeting Card

$5.99

Enlighten someone's day! Our infectiously cheerful Have a Buddha-Full Day! Canvas Art Hanging Greeting Card is truly a wall-worthy greeting card! And to prove it, we've included a satin cord, for your recipient, to do just that! With one look at this...

Sour CBD Gummy Worms

$14.99

They'll worm their way into your heart! Relax and enjoy our Sour CBD Gummy Worms and they'll take you back to your childhood memories! These squirmy little wormies taste, look, smell and feel the same. The only difference is that they won't leave you...

Tetris Micro Arcade

$21.99

Clear those lines!!! The iconic arcade and console game Tetris has shrunken down to the size of a credit card! Our Tetris Micro Arcade bring the classic, fast paced puzzle game back to life and keeps you on your toes. Just like the original, as you...

World's Smallest Silly Putty Set

$4.99

Looking to stretch your imagination? Our World's Smallest Silly Putty encourages big time fun in a pint sized package!  Contained within a tiny version of the iconic Silly Putty egg, just like the original! There are two per package and each egg is...

Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

CBD Gummy Cherries

$24.99

Feel CBD cherrific before you know it! Our CBD Gummy Cherries edibles are the ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!  This is not your mom's high school weed! Feeling a bit stressed or anxious? Pop a couple of these in your mouth and you'll feel your worries...

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$3.49 $3.07

Foam of the brave! Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive...

Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life

$1.99

Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, your life will seem less crappy... at least while you're chewing this gum! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1...

I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold Men's Socks

$12.99

Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold.   We're not saying men can't handle being sick... but these socks sure are! Call a waaa-mbulance my honey's nose is running! Is this...

Kawaii XOXO Bath Bomb

$7.99

Hidden heart trinket! Add a SURPRISE to your tub with a Kawaii Cherry Berry Valentine's Bath Bomb  featuring an assorted heart treasure hidden inside. Each bath bomb features an assorted mystery treasure. Have some fizzy fun with no sulfates or...

Kiddo Float Skull and Crossbones

$19.99

It's all about the booty! Our Skull and Crossbones Kiddo Float  guarantees that your motley crew of hooligans won't be bored out of their skulls this summer!  Don't believe us? We're so shore not even going to bother ARRR-guing with you...

Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

$12.99

*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. On...

Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply...

Cupcakes Are Muffins That Believed in Miracles Greeting Card

$3.99

You ain't seen muffin yet! Our aww inspiring Cupcakes Are Muffins That Believed in Miracles Greeting Card begs the recipient to dream big and envision a delicious future! A single day can change everything, and maybe, just maybe this single act of...

F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

$10.99

Book Nerd Warning Socks! Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fair warning. Low key, yet shockingly hilarious this fun pair of toe warmers is a must to add to your growing...

I'd Juice That Dish Towel

$10.99

Unlimited juice?  This party is gonna be off the hook! Do you even juice, bro? Our colorful I'd Juice That Dish Towel lets everyone know that you're not choosy when it comes to juice. Super-absorbent 100% cotton Juice approved Made from...

Leech Bandages

$5.99

Dr. Leech will see you now! These Leech Bandages are awesome but there's probably a few people asking why put a leech on a bandage? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue?...

Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card

$5.99

Whoop! Whoop! Party delivery!  Deliver a party to their mailbox with our Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card! It's colorful, free-spirited card come packed full of fun! The clear envelope contains a folded card (blank inside) with...

The Floater Gigantic Poop

$8.99

OMG - Did Becky just drop the kids off at the pool? With our Gigantic Fake Poo Floater, you can now falsely accuse the little rugrats and have the pool all to yourself.  As soon as they're out of sight... Adult Swim!   Not limited to use...

Tiny Whac-A-Mole Boardwalk Arcade

$22.99 $17.49

Mole whacking season is open! Whac-A-Mole is back and this timeless arcade game comes a tiny miniature version that goes with you anywhere. Our Tiny Whac-A-Mole Boardwalk Arcade is fully playable and measures less than 4 inches tall with original and...

Astronaut Strawberries

$3.99

Intergalactic Mission Snack! Our Astronaut Strawberries are an out of this world gastronomical experience! Enjoy your strawberries just as the astronauts do - the freeze-dried way! Astronaut Strawberries, as well as other freeze-drive food items, have...

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