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Gift Guide

It's our 2020 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2020 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

Believe in Unicorns Bracelet + Raw Amethyst Cluster

$9.99 $7.99

A unique bracelet fit for a unicorn Our charming Believe in Unicorns Bracelet + Raw Amethyst Cluster is a bright and colorful way to add some magic to your day! Believe In Unicorns Bracelet Features 3 charms - The words Believe, and Unicorn, and a...

Stealthy Ninja Bandages

$5.99

Say Hi-Yah! then Bye-Yah! to bothersome boo-boos with our awesome Stealthy Ninja Bandages!  Each bandage looks like a cute little ninja assassin leaping into action.   Cuts and scrapes will be cleverly obscured from view due to the intense...

Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

You Octopi My Thoughts Necklace

$9.99

Get kraken! Are you a sucker for anything octopus related?  Is there a special someone in your life who has their tentacles wrapped around your every thought?  Good news... our totally adorabilis You Octopi My Thoughts Necklace has...

Bibliophile Bookworm Shoelaces

$7.99

Perfect for a Writer, Book Worm or Blogger! These are fab - Shoelaces covered in black words and lettering on an off white background. This is a perfect shoelace swap for anyone interested in the written word - readers, writers, bloggers. Perfect way to...

Let It Be Crank Music Box

$8.99

Let it be ♪ Speaking (unspoken) words of wisdom, our enchanting Let It Be Music Box is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is loud...

Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Us either!Our yumtastic...

Pizza Bandages

$5.99

Ya wanna pizza me, tough guy? Our totally cheesy Gama-Go Pizza Bandages are sure to get a rise out of your favorite pizza lover. They simply can't be topped! Except with pepperoni that is. Ya wanna pizza me, tough guy? Yeah.. we know how that's going to...

Shut The Hell Up Gum

$1.99

Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than one person in your life you wish would stop their yakkin'! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches...

You Crafty Bitch Socks

$10.99

Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious projects get off on the right foot! We just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She...

Craft Beer Lollipop

$4.99

Revolutionize the way you party down with our Craft Beer Lollipops that are shaped like craft beer bottles and available in three crafted flavors. What better flavors of custom beer than pale ale, classic lager and chocolate stout for these hand-poured...

Frogger Tiny Arcade

$22.99

And you thought your commute was bad. Our World's Smallest Frogger Tiny Arcade is a throwback to when 8-bit was cutting technology and hanging out at the arcade was a typical Friday night. If you're old enough to have played this game in the 80's -...

Parks and Recreation Talking Keychain

$7.99

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Now you can hear the absurd antics and inner workings of the Parks and Recreation Department of Pawnee, Indiana that has captured the hearts of fans everywhere with our Parks and Recreation Talking Keychain! Now...

Retro Accordion Headphone + Change Purse

$12.99

Pittsburgh Polka anyone?! It may look like an accordion right out of your uncle's closet in Pittsburgh... but that's just an illusion! Stuff your headphones, incline tokens, cold hard cash, or grandma's hard candies in this case and toss it in your...

Thanks A Buttload Cat Butt Thank You Card

$4.99

Nothing Butt Thanks! It goes with out saying that the Thanks a Buttload Card sent with a cat's butt on it is so much better than a card without a cat's butt. A purr-fect thank you card to send to anyone that helped you out when you kneaded it. The...

Time Spent With Cats Is Never Wasted Watch

$12.99 $11.43

Is it just us, or do all cats seem to be able too look deep into your soul?  Sure, sometimes it may feel like they are looking for your weakness so they can kill you, but most of the time their gaze seems one straight out of Ancient Aliens. There's...

Fart In Front Of Each Other Greeting Card

$4.99

Love is in the air Our love-is-in-the-air Inflatulated Card is the perfect card to give to someone to let them know that you're so comfortable with them that you'll just let the farts rip. You don't even worry about closing the door when you go to the...

I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks

$10.99

Day of firewalking ahead of you?  Our I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks are just the pair you'll be wanting to pull from your sock drawer in the morning!   These badass ankle socks feature a message to be hidden from plain site...

Neon CBD Gummy Bears

$14.99

Do more of what makes you happy! I'm a yummy, edible, social anxiety reducing CBD edible! What a long strange trip it's been getting Neon CBD Gummy Bears to the market, but we're so Grateful they've finally made it! Now that they're available, weed...

Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch

$6.99

At first, this bag was going to say "Be Helvetica or Copperplate, Never Ever Papyrus."  But then we thought it might be a little too niche. Our cheeky Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch helps you keep your priorities in order.  Oh,...

Flash Rocks

$4.99

What would Flash Gordon think? Is that triboluminescence in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? Forseriously though...  Just rub our Flash Rocks together to see a totally natural piezoelectric rock show!  They'll glow internally and...

Good Measure Beer Recipe Glass

$9.99

Our pitcher perfect Good Measure Beer Cocktails Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! You're not seeing double (yet!) this incredibly useful pint glass also doubles as a 16-oz measuring ​​glass!  Printed with 7 delectable cocktail...

I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum

$1.99

Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too.  That's why it's best to carry our I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole I Thought You Knew Gum on you at all times!  You never know when a...

Magical Color Changing Unicorn Night Light

$15.99

Sweet Dreams Whoever said you're too old for a nightlight, clearly has not met our Magical Color Changing Unicorn Night Light, and must enjoy stepping on unsuspecting legos. Imagine how much sweeter your bedtime will be with a dreamy unicorn nightlight...

Pencils for the Office

$9.99

Oh, cool. It's Monday (eyeroll) Get our Pencils For The Office to remind everyone what we're actually thinking. Do you enjoy seeing my resting staff meeting face? Seriously, why are we all sitting in the same room breathing each others farts and bad...

Chill Baby Suckulent Teether

$9.99 $8.79

It's succulent! Our Chill Baby Suckulent Teether is on point as the new favorite gift to receive at baby showers. After all, it's best to get them started on puns early... and you'll be so glad you pricked this teether to kick off the...

I'm Going To Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Dish Towel

$10.99

So yeah, if you can just go ahead and do that! I'm Going To Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Dish Towel... I understand that it's already chocolate, but I just need more chocolate.  It's just the kind of thing a really nice person like you...

Liberal Tears Bumper Sticker Magnet + Matching Sticker

$14.99

Our Liberal Tears Bumper Sticker Magnet + Matching Sticker is a fun way to take a little poke at those overly sensitive NFL player snowflakes! Your know where to stick it... Stick one on the back or side of your car, toss one on your gym locker or even...

Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipop

$6.99

You'd better ball-lieve it, sweetness! Our bright and colorful Super-Size Ball Swirl Lollipops are only for the truly dedicated sweet tooth. At its size it's probably going to take you more than one sitting! Impressive 2 inches in diameter =...

Taco Truck Taco Holders

$13.99

Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day!  Meals are always more delicious when the come from a trendy food truck! This incredible duo of Taco Truck Taco Holders, perfectly cradle your...

Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Who? Who? Who? Seriously though, WHO is responsible for our Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist? Baha Men, we're looking at you. Scented with citrus and mint, and a hint of green moss, you can almost forget that it's sole purpose in life is to shield your...

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