Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Big Bucks Coin Purse

$3.99

We like Big Bucks and we cannot lie!Oh, deer. Enough of the reindeer games!  If you're looking for an environmentally friendly place to store your charge cards, a little bit of doe, or your life savings to support your Starbucks addiction, our...

The Difference Between Pizza And Your Opinion Gum

$1.99

We imagine that this is what the Lady said to the Tramp, right before she walked out of the Red Sauce Joint they once called "our place."  It's a sad story, but it's a pretty funny gum. Our extra saucy The Difference Between Pizza and Your...

F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

$10.99

Book Nerd Warning Socks!Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fair warning. Low key, yet shockingly hilarious this fun pair of toe warmers is a must to add to your growing...

Handipanda

$6.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable sneezing. Shute... Even a world class hand model...

I Gave A F*ck, Once Socks

$10.99

There's not much to say about our I Gave a F*ck, Once Socks that they don't already convey!     There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which you cared.   A little, not a lot.   Never did you ever give TWO F*cks...

Inflatable Sonny the Rainbow Sprinkler

$29.99 $19.50

Weather you like it or not... without rain there would be no rainbows! And we just happen to love it! Matter of fact, our Inflatable Sonny the Rainbow Sprinkler just showed up out of the blue and brought his very own rain clouds with him! (he claimed...

Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

Busy Making A F*cking Difference Socks

$10.99

Our Busy Making a F*cking Difference Socks goes to show you that just because you're altruistic, doesn't mean you can't cuss like a sailor! The cool thing about "a fucking difference" is that everyone can make one. And we just love when shit's all...

Cook's Carrot Peeler And Scrubber

$9.99

Not peelin’ it in the kitchen these days?  We're totally rooting for you! And our adorably designed Cook's Carrot Peeler And Scrubber will help you get your groove back. This two-sided, handy prep tool lets you scrub and peel your favorite...

Ginormous Rainbow Tunnel Sprinkler

$99.99

Life can be all sunshine and rainbows Somewhere over the rainbow our Gigantic Rainbow Tunnel Sprinkler will not fly! Why? Because it includes four stakes to keep this giant inflatable giant rainbow tunnel anchored in reality and your yard...

Step Aside Coffee Gum

$1.99

Coffee... We love you.  You're so cute sometimes!  Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what we need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it.  But only...

Fast Food Scented Candle

$11.99

If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner!   Instead we'll just sit here smelling this grease scented goodness.   Ketchup, mayo, Pete's...

Fresh + Fruity Scented Neon Gel Crayon Highlighters

$9.99

Drop what you're doing! There’s no need to settle for a boring highlighter when you can reach for something fresh!  Our phenomenal Fresh + Fruity Scented Neon Gel Crayon Highlighters set is everything you need and want when making...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt is grape for cooking drinking up a storm! Dinner, shminner. Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! We're convinced... future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork...

Good Measure Beer Recipe Glass

$9.99

Our pitcher perfect Good Measure Beer Cocktails Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! You're not seeing double (yet!) this incredibly useful pint glass also doubles as a 16-oz measuring ​​glass!  Printed with 7 delectable cocktail...

Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel

$12.99

Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you just look at this kitty cat. So stinking pleased with herself because she's ripped the hell out your...

Spiked Tea Narwhal Tea Infuser

$9.99

Narwhal, Narwhal, swimming in your tea cup!  Causing a commotion because he is so awesome!​ No matter what time of the day or night it is, it's the perfect time to brew some tea with the unicorn/Jedi of the sea!  Our Spiked Tea Narwhal Tea...

Blood Sucker Lollipop

$3.99

It's Bloody Good Candy! We're O (so) positive that you'll be totally grossed out yet equally intrigued by our sickening sweet Blood Sucker Lollipop, that we're willing to bet the blood bank on it! With their "Unusual Tastes" Harry Potter fans will...

Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

F*ck It Gum

$1.99

Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'll get your point across quickly! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

$1.99

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For...

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