Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Cat Butt Gum

$1.99

Cute As A Butt-on GumIf you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share. Meow! What are you...

Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$12.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this hilariously somber offering, something tells us that they...

Cone Kitty Air Freshener

$3.99

It's for your own good, Whisker, I promise. This pathetically miserable kitty in a cone will make your commute more bearable. This poor suffering kitteh will fill your automobile with Pot-PURR-i scent and laughs.   Hang it from your rearview mirror...

Sigmund Freud Candy Book

$5.99

Tell Us More About Your Mother's CandySo... do you think your mom would like this candy?  Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund Freud Candy Book is full of banana-flavored candy...

The Finest Quality Farts In A Jar

$9.99

Our o(dor)-so-terrific Farts in a Jar is precisely for when a silent but deadly, just won't doo(doo). Don't stink it up this Father's Day by offering Dad another tie or pack of golf balls as a gift. Release a scud missile or shoot an air biscuit straight...

You Crafty Bitch Socks

$10.99

Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious projects get off on the right foot! We just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She...

Bosom Buddies Drink Markers

$10.99

Not to be confused with Buffy and Hildegarde (from one of the best sitcoms of the 80's) these Bosom Buddies aren't a drag, and they're only looking to occupy your drink not your low rent apartment! Don'’t let the ladies have all the fun with their drink...

Narwhal Spotting Memo Tabs

$4.99

We're so happy our Narwhal Spotting Memo Tabs exist! To tell you the tooth, we're shore you will be too! It's time to rock the boat when it comes to your boring office, desk, and study supplies! No offense yellow stickies. They were there when we needed...

Up Yours Socks

$10.99

Up Yours Just Seems Nicer With Rainbows Socks For those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold...

Good Measure Vodka Recipe Glass

$9.99

Cheers! Our fun and functional Good Measure Vodka Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! No longer will you be left high and dry attempting recall the ingredients in your favorite drink.  This stylish 16-oz measuring ​​glass is printed...

Honest Acronyms Gift Set

$11.99

Add a double shot of humor to your doubled up work load!  Our witty Honest Acronyms Sticky Notes Gift Set brings new meaning to the well known, dare we say "classic", acronyms everyone knows and loves. (Kinda like how your Aunt Marge innocently...

Shooting Star Rainbow Kiddo Float

$19.99 $13.00

The More You Know Our Shooting Star Rainbow Kiddo Float encourages you to reach for the stars! While some of you may notice it looks a heck of a lot like the ole NBC PSA logo, others may just see for what it is! An awesome gift for star gazers and...

Two For Tea Mug + Manatea Tea Infuser Gift Set

$19.99

Our infectiously cheerful Two For Tea Mug + Manatea Tea Infuser Gift Set features our Manatea infuser with a perfectly coordinated "Go With The Flow" mug.  It helps even the most high-strung folks relax and will of course make a huge splash for...

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float With Shark Bite

$39.99 $26.00

6 Foot Long Ice Cream Sandwich! Our durable (and apparently delicious) Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float is perfect for lounging in the pool, river, or ocean!   Now we have to say, that even if you're super tight with Jabberjaw and the gang... if...

Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match!...

Bowling Alley Cats Bowling Game

$19.99

Set ‘em up and knock ‘em down! These Bowling Alley Cats are ready to rumble and tumble! Our adorable hand-painted Bowling Alley Cats Bowling Game includes six cat pins and a roly-poly mouse “bowling” ball.  In this little...

Dainty Donuts Pencil Erasers

$3.99

You'll want to eat your words Made a mistake? Donut fret! Erase in style with our Dainty Donuts Pencil Erasers! This cute eraser set comes with half a dozen donut erasers that will make your pencil made mistakes disappear in a sweet looking way. Dainty...

Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks

$12.99

Listen up!  If you're in the mindset of 'Craft, Not Crap', then you'll love our ultra crafty Hark! To the Microbrewery At Once! Men's Socks! Run, don't walk!  Chariot, don't rickshaw(!) to your favorite independent brew house.  But maybe...

Unicorn Tea Infuser

$16.99

Infuse your day with positivi-tea with our Unicorn Tea Infuser! This majestic rainbow maned beauty will magically turn hot water into a cup of tea! Just add tea leaves to this Unicorn Tea Infuser, and let this mythical one-horned creature turn...

Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum

$1.99

Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself.  This is great advice and should always be worn on your sleeve... unless you can be a unicorn. Be sure to...

Bandage Sticky Notes

$3.99

Oops - ouch!  This is important! Our Bandage Sticky Notes are a clever way to bookmark and leave notes for yourself!  A light-hearted reminder that... OUCH!, it's going to hurt if I forget that! A fun gift for accomplished medical...

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