Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Giant Unicorn Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Wanna see a unicorn fly? Hop on! Our Giant Unicorn Snow Tube is a huge improvement over those harsh slabs of plastic people have been sledding with since wooly mammoths roamed the earth. Simply inflate, find a snowy hill, then grab the comfort grip...

I Love Us String Art Wooden Box

$7.99 $4.00

Our mini I Love Us String Art Wooden Box is a gift that is sure to tug at your honey's heart strings! I sweet way to say that they have your heart by a string, it's a cute and simple way to celebrate your love for your relationship, be it marriage,...

Bag O' Dirt

$14.99

Can you dig it? We can dig it! Can you all dig it? We can dig it! Whoomp, here it is! Our endlessly fun Bag O Dirt is going old skool (and preschool!) Because the truth is, the thrill of playing in the dirt never get's old - we just call it gardening...

Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit

$7.99

No kitten. You'll love this cheeky set! Just watch your cat lovers connect with our Cat Butts Magnetic Mini Kit created by our friends at Blue Q! This set includes five popular breeds immortalized on die-cut magnets + bonus magnet: American Shorthair...

Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$12.99

There Isn't An "I" In This Team Chances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious......

Happy Camper Pencil Holder

$9.99

Simply park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk, toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure (or great escape!) While you're busy exploring the not-so-great indoors -...

Hormonal And Lovin' It Gum

$1.99

Do you ever start your period and think... "Well, that explains a lot!"?  Then this gum is for you! Our ultra cheeky Hormonal And Loving It Gum is a fun (and safe) way to poke fun at the roller coaster of mood swings that women are blessed with!...

Jane Austen's Finest Balm

$4.99

Have you ceased to rejoice in the dryness of the season? One must try Jane Austen's Finest Balm! For it will apply a whimsical humor to your dry, chapped talkers, and cause your moisturized mouth to curl into a slight grin. Do you feel more than you...

Affirmators! Journal

$14.69

Lucky you! Our magically uplifting Affirmators! Journal has manifested its way into your life! Rainbows, unicorns, and good vibes, oh my! Our customer favorite Affirmators! Affirmation Cards has now transformed itself into a deliciously silly and...

Best Buds Mint Gum

$1.99

Guaranteed Good Shit To Share With A Cannabis Loving Buddy The rumors are true... our gum has gone to pot! Our Best Buds Gum has been made with a very special, mind-altering ingredient. It's called LOVE. Looking for CBD Infused Edibles and...

Day Of The Dead Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

Environmentally Friendly Reusable Shopping ToteCelebrate the deceased in style with our Day Of The Dead Shopper. Take your tote with you everywhere to keep the festive spirit of El Dia de los Muertos alive! Grocery shopping has never been so festive! ...

Floating Glitter Photo Frame

$8.49 $7.99

*Poof* Preserve your favorite magical moments in one of our Floating Glitter Photo Frames! No matter how big or small, they will unleash a flood of memories and glitter, as they wash over your favorite photo, making remembering those happy moments all...

I Gave A F*ck, Once Socks

$10.99

There's not much to say about our I Gave a F*ck, Once Socks that they don't already convey!     There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which you cared.   A little, not a lot.   Never did you ever give TWO F*cks...

One Cat Away From Being A Crazy Cat Lady Socks

$9.99

Proud Cat Lady SocksWith our One Cat Away From Being A Crazy Cat Lady Socks your days are playfully numbered!  Chances are your fur-rends have already placed wagers on when you'll be rescuing your next furry feline. What is a Crazy Cat Lady you ask?...

Inflatable Sonny the Rainbow Sprinkler

$29.99

Weather you like it or not... without rain there would be no rainbows! And we just happen to love it! Matter of fact, our Inflatable Sonny the Rainbow Sprinkler just showed up out of the blue and brought his very own rain clouds with him! (he claimed...

Petite Narwhal Trinket Dish

$9.99

I-I-I will narwhalways love youuuuu Our Petite Narwhal Trinket Dish is a wonderful gift for your sweetie!  Now, it may look like he's laying down on the job, but the tooth is, he's been training his whole life, and is ready and willing to guard...

Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

Just Texting On The Toilet Real Quick Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Calm down, everybody does it.  You just gotta be smart about it.  Do everything in the right order and don't let things touch other things.  Then apply our Just Texting On The Toilet Real Quick Hand Sanitizer.Texting in the bathroom allows...

Kitten Bath Soap

$3.49

Our Kitten Bath Soap is just the size for little paw paws that try to like to jump in the shower. True story... Walked into the house last night and Mr. Whiskers was all like, "Listen, I've been grooming and watching birds all day.  Don't you even...

Mary Jane Scented Candle

$11.99

This is not just another half-baked idea, our totally dank Mary Jane Scented Candle smells like the real deal!  Not that we would have any idea what that would smell like of course... err... anyway!Give this as a gift to your favorite stoner friend...

Munchie Generator Pen

$7.99

When you have the munchies and want ALL THE FOOD our Munchie Generator Pen will be your best bud. It's the perfect gadget for when your memory is a little cloudy, your judgement is sketchy, but your belly is talking loudly over your giggles or internal...

Unique Unicorn Click-It Eraser

$1.99

Beautiful unicorns adorn each one of our Unique Unicorn Click-It Erasers making for a magical erasing experience. Clearly, the loveliest of all erasers, they are the simple, fun and an adorably cute way to erase pencil markings. Now, we're not one to...

You Are Better Than The Best Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum That's Great For Narcissistic Bosses Because They're The BesssssstYou're the best around!  Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! No really, you are.  No, YOU are.  Okay, let's just agree to disagree. What we can agree on is...

Fierce B*tch Snarky Tea

$14.99

Stay bold, stay snarky...  Yaaaaaaaas. The heavens have shined upon you with a celestial light of fiery fierceness and you’re absolutely killing it. When you walk by, flowers perk up and haters bow down. Two snaps and a clap – the queen...

Gay Accent Breath Spray

$5.99

Instant Faboulous!Our patented Extreme Voice Enhancing formula instantly puts the sizzle in your s's.   Its an exquisite breathmist for the discerning mouth and perfumed with a touch of mint. Scientifically engineered with a touch of class. ...

I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

$12.99

Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought some friends home from school? You invited the neighborhood over for dinner? When will dinner be ready? It's dinner...

Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit

$6.99 $3.00

Encourage kids to discover, learn, and explore with our Rockin' Discoveries! Fluorescent Rocks Kit!  Pierce and Gemma, friends that love to explore and discover awesome fluorescent rocks, will assist your kiddos with their exploration by way of...

Tongue Pot Steam Vent Lid Lifter

$14.99 $5.00

Looking to blow off some steam? Our Tongue Pot Steam Vent Lid Lifter is just drooling at the chance to help you (and your delicious creation) from boiling over! Even if you've only masted the art of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese (which is no easy feat), you...

Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel

$10.99

Our 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel is the perfect kitchen accessory for your Sunday Brunches and Last Suppers. (Too soon? Please forgive us.) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the awesome power of a huge,...

Bacon Scented Candle

$11.99

Oh, hello bacon!   Welcome to my living room and my bedroom and my bathroom and my hallway!   I'm so glad you could escape the confinement of the kitchen and delight the rest of my house with your savory, gratifying smell!     Our...

Bag Of Unicorn Farts

$8.99

Top Unicorn Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts  |  Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart.  |  We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you!  It's not an illusion... we've...

Big Bucks Coin Purse

$3.99

We like Big Bucks and we cannot lie!Oh, deer. Enough of the reindeer games!  If you're looking for an environmentally friendly place to store your charge cards, a little bit of doe, or your life savings to support your Starbucks addiction, our...

Candy Taco

$7.99

Taco bout a clever candy! Our Candy Taco is just the sugary sustenance a taco lover with a sweet tooth needs on the go! Move over Choco-Taco, there's a sweeter less meltier version in town! (but don't go too far, we do love you! we just need a break)...

Copper Party Cup

$15.99

Are your raging kegger days starting to become a distant memory?  Looking to salute the countless red cups gone by, all the while classing up your drinking game?  Now you can gracefully graduate from Freshmen year shenanigans to earning a...

Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel

$10.99

Our delightfully retro Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel is a nod to everyone's favorite vacation in a bottle. Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. This colorful kitchen towel resembles a postcard and features a...

Hell is Other People Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The IntorvertedLooking for the ultimate conversation stopper? Our Hell is Other People Socks will literally tell the world where you stand (get it, they're socks!) when it comes to socializing. You may think they’re a bit harsh, but...

Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace

$6.99 $2.00

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace Rocks Jingle all the way to your Ugly Christmas Sweater Party with our festive Jingle Bell Flashing Necklace! You'll rock the party with this duo of holiday charm flashing lights and bells in one...

Lil' Donut Kiddie Pool Float With Shark Bite

$14.99

Our Sprinkles of Fun Big Mouth Lil' Donut Kiddie Pool Float is an awesome pool accessory for an unforgettable childhood summer! We assume your little one follows in your footsteps... big personality with an appetite for laughs. So this adorable pool...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

In bright fuchsia our flashy My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Tote screams the not so subtle message of this tote.  You just simply can't beet this tote!   Say it while you're at work!  Say it while you're on a picnic!  Say it while...

Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match!...

Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug

$9.99

That Lady Is Crazy... For Cats! If you have cat lover in your life who's just a little itty bitty kitty obsessed with their fur babies, they totally knead this mug right MEOW! Our Totally Pawesome Crazy Cat Lady Mug, graced with purrfectly pink paw pads,...

Wine-O Bottle Bag

$9.99

Our Wine-O Bottle Bag may look like a run-of-the-mill paper bag, but its really made of a super-strong, non-woven fabric thats quilted and insulated to keep the chill in your chardonnay!  Naturally, it's reusable so anytime you need to tote a...

Color Morphing Rainbow Stainless Steel Straw Set

$9.99

A fab gift for your favorite sucker! Our eye-catching Reusable Rainbow Stainless Steel Straws Set is the shiny happy duo you've been missing from your fabulously eco-friendly life! Iridescent rainbow colors Color morphing appearance with movement...

Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Carry a torch for your beloved bed Celebrate your favorite pastime and go for the gold in our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks! You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing.  When you snooze you...

Rainbow Glitter Scented Sunscreen

$18.99

You glow, girl! You’ll be eco-friendly, gorgeous, well protected and sparkling with our Rainbow Glitter Sunscreen!   This super fun bio-degradable glitter sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum...

Stress Manatee

$7.99

Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy! Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with the flow. Man, have those manatees have got it made. Constantly floating in warm water, not having to care...

This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

$12.99

You know that meal was f*cking delicious, so why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of saccharine sweet and hilariously profane. Everyone loves baked mac and cheese. Now have some fun taking...

Unbeerlievable Beer Bottle Opener Ring

$5.99 $2.00

Unbeerlievably Handy! Stop searching through drawers, put down that lighter, and for Pete's sake get that bottle away from your back teeth! Now you'll never be left without the ability to open a tasty micro brew or specialty beer when you have our...

Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch

$6.99

At first, this bag was going to say "Be Helvetica or Copperplate, Never Ever Papyrus."  But then we thought it might be a little too niche. Our cheeky Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch helps you keep your priorities in order.  Oh,...

Hello Kitty Super Star Mug

$11.99 $5.00

Our bright and cheerful Hello Kitty Super Star Mug is happy to join you, every groggy morning or late night, as you plan your attack to take over the world or at least finish that report that's quite possibly due in the morning. We're willing to bet that...

Huggy Tiny Tree Frog Ear Cuff

$4.99

They say that when a lucky frog comes into your life that it's a sign of transformation and it may well spark many wonderful changes! Well that's just a little bit more than a tad exciting!  Our single Tiny Hugging Tree Frog Ear Cuff is just the...

I F*cking Love It Out Here Socks

$10.99

Camping Socks Our I F*cking Love It Out Here Socks will capture the ecstatic f*cking bliss you feel from escaping fluorescent lights and embracing the great outdoors!  Ahhhh, the sights and sounds of communing with nature: birds, bugs, blue skies,...

Illuminati Air Freshener

$3.99

Come on. Really? Don't blame a conspiracy... it's your fault your car is so stinky! The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you'd let them control the odor in your car. Don't you want...

Snack + Stack Utensils

$16.99

Play With Your Food! Snack & Stack is sized for kids and grown-ups alike! The silicone handles of these mid-size utensils lock together securely for easy storage and packing, not to mention endless amusement! Perfect for lunch boxes, picnics, your...

Super F*cking Awesome Socks

$10.99

Like Super Duper F*cking Awesome SocksOur Super Fucking Awesome Women's Ankle Socks are, well, super fucking awesome. As they do say so themselves! Know what else is super fucking awesome? You! You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your...

Unicorn Solar Dancer

$3.99

Our upbeat Unicorn Solar Dancer is the touch of whimsy you need in your life! Such as yourself, it needs sun to function. Once this mythical creature is super charged from the sun it can jam out to your favorite tunes with a gentle amount of headbanging...

Classic Marbles

$3.99

Lost all your marbles? It's time to knuckle down with our Classic Marble Game to start your collection up again! Just like the set you had when you were a kiddo, it's a mixed bag of fun! Marble-ously nostalgic game Premium glass marbles 1 shooter marble...

Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen

$4.99

Don't Stop Believin'! Our Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen is for anyone that wants to believe! This out of the world pen features a sliding UFO that will go back and forth. It’s mystifying, it’s almost unbelievable…...

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lollipop

$7.99

Psst... We've got the inside scoop Our Giant Dipped Ice Cream Cone is eye candy that's real candy! These gorgeous and colorful ice cream shaped lollipops that have been handmade and dipped in a flavored hard candy (crafted from a secret 75 year old...

Giant Unicorn String Lights

$19.99 $5.00

Bask in the radiant glow of unicorn awesomeness! Our luminary Giant Unicorn String Lights are just what you needed to light up your life! Hang these Smoko unicorns up anywhere you think could use a little magic. They look great above your bed, hanging...