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It's our 2020 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2020 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

I Want A Burrito Dish Towel

$10.99

Burrito heaven I want a burrito to tuck me in gently into its warm beans and "Rest here my child be at peace now."  When it comes to dream burritos, guacamole is never extra.  Do you have a breakfast burrito, followed by lunch at Taco...

No Regrets Bandages

$5.99

I regret nothing... except that chili dog for dinner! You won't have any regrets about getting hurt after you paste on one of these No Regrets Bandages. The people that live life with no regrets could probably use a few dozen boxes of bandages, wouldn't...

CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis

$24.99

CBD edibles have arrived! Good luck trying to wipe that smile off your face! Too peopley outside? No problem! Reach for your jar of CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis and your social anxiety will run for the hills, instead of you! These smiley face...

Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism

$5.99

Cool gift for a nerd! Is that a rainbow in your pocket or are you just part magical unicorn? Behold, our mysterious Dark Side Of The Moon Rainbow Prism.  It will lead you down the rabbit hole of fascination by using the science of optics to create...

Math Made Me Late Watch

$14.99

We're nerds too! This clever timepiece is just another drop in the bucket of excuses to throw down for running your standard 31.4159265 mins late.   Whether it's a quarter past I left my purse at home, or 20 till my kid just pooped his pants, our...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

In bright fuchsia our flashy My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Tote screams the not so subtle message of this tote.  You just simply can't beet this tote!   Say it while you're at work!  Say it while you're on a picnic!  Say it while...

No.2 Pencil Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

I used to sharpen my pencil 10 times a day at school just so I could smell the newly shaven wood and graphite?    Our No. 2 Pencil Candle celebrates the teacher, student, draftsman, artist and designer. Light it to relive your glory days at...

The Golden Girls Magnet Set

$9.99

Dorothy! Put your favorite Golden Girls foursome on your fridge, office or any magnetic surface!  This magnet set will take you back as you recreate moments of the Golden Girls and their irreverent stories in their Miami home. The magnet set...

Timber Eraser

$2.99

Timberrrrrrrrr! Look out below! Because you're totally going to fall in love with this unique eraser!  Our Timber Eraser is perfect for those who enjoy good ol' fashion editing with a down to earth touch! Do you really need to axe what you wood...

I Never Fart Socks

$10.99

I never fart, but I do lie.  Pick up a pair of our I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks for that friend that somehow manages to hold it all in until she gets home. We all know that one person that always seems to have their shit together and they never...

Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum

$1.99

Everyone Will Whaley Love This CandyWhale, hello there! We noticed our Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum has gotten your attention with it's perpetu-whale grin! Will you take this whale to be your very best friend? Pretty please, with some...

Paws-itively Pampered Pet Travel Bag

$11.99

Because muttin says style like a proud pet parent pampering! Our Paws-itively Pampered Pet Travel Bag get two enthusiastic paws up! Everyone's a little vane, there's not need to be ashamed! Even if you're feeling terrier'able after a ruff day a...

Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Read between the lines. Our Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks tells it like it is. There's no gushing Facebook post of undying love, just some honesty bundled up in a cozy pair of socks he may or may not forget to put in the hamper: I usually do...

Anyone But Trump 2020

$8.99

Seriously... anyone! Down in the dumps because Donald Trump is our President?  When you aren't out protesting on street comers, show your feeling with a statement necklace or keychain! Not a fan of his Twitter account? Sick about hearing about...

Bird's Eye View Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99 $3.51

A little birdie told us they want to hold your pencil! Our colorful pink and orange Bird's Eye View Sharpener And Pencil Holder is the perfect pencil companion for everyone!  The Bird's Eye View holds on to your pencil and is a pencil sharpener...

CBD Gummy Bears

$24.99

Oh, I'm a CBD Gummy Bear.... a CBD Gummy Bear.  I'm a yummy, edible, social anxiety reducing gummy bear! What a long strange trip it's been getting CBD Gummy Bears to the market, but we're so Grateful they've finally made it! Now that they're...

Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Socks For The Alpha Females In Your Live Whether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how...

Finger Hockey Game Kit

$9.99

Our Finger Hockey Game Kit is cool as H-E-double-hockey-sticks! Looking for the breakaway gift of the season? We cherry picked our Finger Hockey Game Kit for you, and it's coming in for the assist! Ice Hockey - the more violent cousin of golf...

Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet

$6.99 $6.15

A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn.  Look at your boring old hand!  It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!...

I Don't Believe In Humans Unicorn Tote

$22.99 $20.23

It goes both ways! Just a friendly PSA... if you don't believe in unicorns they won't believe in you! And our fierce unicorn pal featured on the front of our I Don't Believe In Humans Unicorn Shopper is just looking for a reason to believe in you again.....

Intoxication Citation Notepad

$4.99 $4.39

Serious partying is not as easy as it looks.  It takes fortitude, commitment and most of all a strong constitution.  Let our unbeerlievably accurate and equally hilarious Intoxication Citation Notepad aid you in formally recognizing fellow...

Itty-Bitty Marquee

$12.99

A gift that's totally lit! Light up your life (and witty sarcastic remarks) with our thoughtful Itty-Bitty Marquee! A fun, cool, and creative way to leave messages for your roomies, loved ones, or co-workers! This customizable kit includes: A...

Rubber Chicken Mints

$3.99 $3.51

  Halitosis humor! Our Rubber Chicken Mints is hilarious, but the mints don’t taste funny, they’re mint-flavored. You’re guaranteed a giggle when you offer one to someone! Cute, but cute tin of mints Get a laugh and fresh...

Sriracha Sippy Cup

$7.99

Does your family put hot sauce on their hot sauce?  We say start em young!    Our super spicy Sriracha Sippy Cup is a hit for little chili-lovers in training!    You know them as the offspring of hot mamas who loaded up on...

Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead

$12.99

Let’s get crazy, what the heck.  Our Talking Bob Ross Bobblehead is an homage to everyone's favorite squirrel loving, magical-voice-having, happy tree painting philosophical artist of TV fame. No one gave better art / life lessons while...

Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss

$4.99

Enjoy letting the day s'lip away Our Just Hanging Around Sloth Lip Gloss is vanilla flavored, and is just as sweet as can be! With his sunny disposition this smiling little fella is just who you want hanging around, so you can keep your lips moisturized...

P Is for Pterodactyl - The Worst Alphabet Book Ever

$17.99

Seriously... this is terrible! Turning the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, P is for Pterodactyl is perfect for anyone who has ever been stumped by silent letters or confused by absurd homophones. This whimsical, unique book takes...

Vintage Art Supplies Pencil Case

$5.99

Our infectiously clever Art Supplies Pencil Case is our #2 weapon of choice for containing cluttered chaos!  Punctuated with a cheeky vintage design it's guaranteed to get your creative juices flowing... cheers! But wait, there's more!  As...

Abraham Lincoln Bandages

$5.49 $4.83

Scrape of Injustice? Our Abraham Lincoln Bandages off the comforting, instantly recognizable image of one of our greatest presidents on a bandage.   Scrape or cut, if you're looking for an honest bandage, our Abraham Lincoln bandages will live up...

Astronaut Strawberries

$3.99

Intergalactic Mission Snack! Our Astronaut Strawberries are an out of this world gastronomical experience! Enjoy your strawberries just as the astronauts do - the freeze-dried way! Astronaut Strawberries, as well as other freeze-drive food items, have...

B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

$10.99

BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy dose humor and wit. Featuring a colorful and classic repetitive design, it's reminiscent of our favorite...

Dill Pickles Candle

$11.99

  This candle smells dill-icious! Expectant mothers rejoice! Our Dill Pickles Candle will help you manage those unique cravings, here it is. Pungent enough to satisfy all your gherkin desires. Expectant fathers: On those wintery days you don't...

F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

$10.99

Book Nerd Warning Socks! Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fair warning. Low key, yet shockingly hilarious this fun pair of toe warmers is a must to add to your growing...

King For The Day Inflatable Crown

$6.99 $6.15

Reach into your closet and pull out our King For The Day Crown and become instant royalty!  Just plop it on your noggin and let your reign begin! By no means does the, "for a day" part actually apply.  Wear this deluxe and regal inflatable...

Pickle Air Freshener

$4.99

Serious pickle lovers will relish the scent of our Pickle Air Freshener! We've always wanted to have a green car so we could call it Pickle. Obviously, so we could say that we're in a pickle and running late. And, we love pickles. Maybe you simply feel...

Soap for the Trophy Husband

$9.99

Living your best life. Our Soap for the Trophy Husband is for that lucky guy... see him there. See that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn't have a care in the world? Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit...

Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight.  You need this more than ever. (Especially if it's Taco Tuesday.) Whether you farted or...

Believe in Unicorns Bracelet + Raw Amethyst Cluster

$9.99 $7.99

A unique bracelet fit for a unicorn Our charming Believe in Unicorns Bracelet + Raw Amethyst Cluster is a bright and colorful way to add some magic to your day! Believe In Unicorns Bracelet Features 3 charms - The words Believe, and Unicorn, and a...

Buster's Poop Spare Key Hiding Spot

$8.99

Shit... this is a good idea! Na-na na-na boo-boo... you're willingly sticking your hand in this doo doo! It's groundbreaking...   The latest in Home Security technology...   It's doogy dookie!   What better place to hide the spare key...

Fart In Front Of Each Other Greeting Card

$4.99

Love is in the air Our love-is-in-the-air Inflatulated Card is the perfect card to give to someone to let them know that you're so comfortable with them that you'll just let the farts rip. You don't even worry about closing the door when you go to the...

Finger Weightlifting Set

$9.99

Is your middle finger the only one receiving a regular workout? It's time to beef up your knuckle sandwich with our Finger Weightlifting Set! They won't know what hit them!  This one-of-a-kind miniature weightlifting set lets you pump some...

Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler

$59.99 $52.79

  As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll! Our delightful and Ginormous Unicorn Yard Sprinkler by Big Mouth Toys will guarantee big time fun all summer long! This dreamy unicorn-shaped sprinkler is quite the tall drink of water at an impressive...

I Hate You Just Kidding Gum

$1.99

Do you think I'm kidding? Yeah, yeah... wasting time hating someone is like poisoning yourself and expecting the other person to die... or something insightful like that.   This could be fun gum to give your friend if you guys share an inside...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks

$10.99

Salad Daze SocksSandwich, shmandwich.  Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! Do you prefer your salad with stems or without?  Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent?  Our vibrantly funny My Favorite Salad Is Wine...

My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum

$1.99

Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netflix) marathon training and simply too chill to care.  If you're like us, you're exhausted from sight of...

Totally Sweet Gummy Bear Necklace

$12.99

My inner 5th grader is in love! Don't get us wrong... the 80's were an amazing time to grow up!  But where were these when I was in 5th grade?  I would have given up my Saturday morning cartoons to go to the mall to get one of...

Unicorn Toothbrush Holder

$6.49

Sparkly Unicorn White Teeth Our super cute Elodie Unicorn Toothbrush Holder will help your toothbrush against yucky germs! It will also encourage you to reach for your brush more often, resulting in a more brilliant smile! Elodie closes right over...

Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel

$10.99

Our 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel is the perfect kitchen accessory for your Sunday Brunches and Last Suppers. (Too soon? Please forgive us.) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the awesome power of a huge,...

Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade

$17.99

Our meow-nificently fun Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade will instantly convert any vehicle into a catmobile! Fur-real! No kitten! We knead not to mention, but, it's quickly clawing to the top the top of every cat lover's list!  After, all if could...

Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt

$12.99

Drop it like it's hot. Get ready to cook up some fun with our Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt! Whether you're a Pinterest Mistress or a natural born chef, you'll instantly become smitten with this mitten as it makes presenting your latest...

Pizza Scented Candle

$11.99

The smell of baking dough, mozzarella cheese and pepperoni is such a mouthwatering smell!    Let our Stinky Pizza Candle take you back to your teenage days when pizza was a major food group!   Your place will smell like Papa Dominos is in...

Stress Manatee

$7.99

Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy! Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with the flow. Man, have those manatees have got it made. Constantly floating in warm water, not having to care...

The Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel

$12.99

I won't tell if you don't! I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. Our appetizing The Food Has Weed In It Woven Dish Towel lets everyone at your party know they're about to have a good time. Wink. Super-absorbent...

The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt

$12.99

Baked with love weed You know who our The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt is perfect for... yep, grandma. With prescription prices criminally high, do you really think she's not baking in a little something something?! Make edibles or get out of the...

ABCs of Engineering

$9.99

The basics for your little engineer! The ABCs of Engineering Book is an alphabetical installment of the Baby University series and is the perfect introduction for even the youngest engineer! A is for Amplifier B is for Battery C is for Carnot...

Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos

$7.99

No mistakes, only happy accidents! It's time to get creative with our Bob Ross Temporary Tattoos. Open up your shop at home or work and start applying these fun tattoos to all your friends! These tattoos have fun and inspirational messages like Trees...

CBD Gummy Watermelon Rings

$24.99

Feeling a bit melon-choly? Our CBD infused edibles will save the day! Formulated with cannabidiol our CBD Gummy Watermelon Rings help to promote an awesome sense of calm and overall wellness,  CBD is short for cannabidiol. Cannabidiol...

It's Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home Gum

$1.99

Makes sense to us! Our thought provoking, It's Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home Gum really gave us something to chew on! Meow, we've always really admired one's ability to argue a point. Those crazy cat ladies are really onto something! This...

Robotics for Babies

$9.99

Simple explanations of complex ideas for your future genius! Robotics for Babies is a colorful, simple introduction to the technology behind robots. It’s never too early to become a scientist! Set the children in your life on a lifelong path to...

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