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Gift Guide

It's our 2020 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2020 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

Healing Stones

$14.99

Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said sometimes!)   At other times you may need a little homeopathic remedy to get you back on the...

Pocket Sized Pink Citron Poo-Pourri

$4.99

Pretty in Pink smells so good! Satisfy your sweet tooth with a spritz of Pink Citron Poo-Pourri so you can leave a little sparkle wherever you GO! The blend of Strawberry, Rock Candy and Citron natural essential oils eliminate odor before it even begins...

President Donald Trump Toy Doll

$9.99

The greatest collectible toy for both FANS and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say.  Maybe send one of these to Pelosi or Schiff.....

World’s Smallest Collector’s Edition Slinky Dog

$6.99

Golly bob howdy! Relive your childhood memories with the World’s Smallest Collector’s Edition Slinky Dog! The kids will instantly recognize him from the Toy Story movies, but the Slinky Dog has been an iconic pull toy since it was first born...

I Gave A F*ck, Once Socks

$10.99

There's not much to say about our I Gave a F*ck, Once Socks that they don't already convey!     There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which you cared.   A little, not a lot.   Never did you ever give TWO F*cks...

Itty-Bitty Marquee

$12.99

A gift that's totally lit! Light up your life (and witty sarcastic remarks) with our thoughtful Itty-Bitty Marquee! A fun, cool, and creative way to leave messages for your roomies, loved ones, or co-workers! This customizable kit includes: A...

Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode

$3.99

Phenomenal crystalline interior Our seemingly unremarkable Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode looks like a mild-mannered rock from the Daily Planet... however, secretly hiding inside is an amazing cavern of crystals! Pretty much the embodiment of the...

Okay Moms Candle

$19.99

Pairs well with nap time! Our non-judgmental Okay Moms Candle is for mom in all of us. It smells like truth and wine... probably a lot of wine. So you’re the world’s okayest mom... we're all just trying our best to not raise...

Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File

$6.99

Hello purr-fect nails! Give your feline friend a good scratch while taking care of your lady claws with our Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File! In the natural setting of your family room, house panthers are known to trick you into thinking they want a...

World's Okay-ish Mom Award Ribbon

$4.99

You're okay... Our World's Okay-ish Mom Award Ribbon is a special award for all those moms out there that put in the effort but also strongly believe in free range kids. So you’re the world’s okay-ish mom... we're all just trying our...

Extraterrestrial Impact Stone

$4.99

Phone home, your mom is looking for you... Whoa!  Rocks made from meteors smashing into Earth!  The only thing cooler than that is having some.  We make it easy and fun with Tektite The Extraterrestrial Impact Stone! It's the perfect...

Giant Frosted Donut Snow Tube Sled

$24.99 $21.99

Snow days rule, donut you know? Our enormously fun Giant Frosted Donut Snow Tube Sled will help you take a bite out of winter! Yay! Snow!! Donut just stand there with a glazed look on your face. Take a bite out of winter by hopping on our 3-foot...

I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel

$10.99

Our proud and cocky I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel is totally relatable. Especially if you act like a giant cock in the morning. You're not the only one! Just look at the size of this rooster! This early-to-rise loud mouth is waking the...

Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum

$1.99

Everyone Will Whaley Love This CandyWhale, hello there! We noticed our Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum has gotten your attention with it's perpetu-whale grin! Will you take this whale to be your very best friend? Pretty please, with some...

Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Carry a torch for your beloved bed Celebrate your favorite pastime and go for the gold in our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks! You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing.  When you snooze you...

The Original Wiz-z-zer

$7.99

Go on, take it for a spin The Original Wiz-z-zer is back and it's ready to shred the competition! Step aside Beyblades there's a new sheriff in town!  You can't expect your mom to hold on to you all of your old toys! So, if you've been looking...

XL Sloth Pool Float

$39.99

It's a hot summer, but hang in there! This gargantuan XL Sloth Pool Float lets you lounge, lean or sit in the pool with ample room to meditate, nap, splash, read and tan to your heart’s content. Now you can enjoy the sun in the company of a sloth...

Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99

A fractal eruption! Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray,...

I've Heard Good Things About Wine Shopper

$11.99

Wine could be the next big thing! Our HUGE I've Heard Good Things About Wine Shopper is the perfect tote for going out anywhere! Fill it up with anything while you're out, zip it up and carry it everywhere. Great for travelling, shopping, picnics,...

Social Tweet IRL Retro Bird Face Mask

$12.99

​​Show that you give a flock. ​Flash them the bird. Increase your real-life community engagement by wearing our Social Tweet IRL Retro Bird Face Mask in public to show others that you give a hoot! Grown bored of tweeting and twittering your days...

Bacon Lip Balm

$3.99 $3.51

Mmmm bacon! Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of our Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips...

Chakra Crystals Stone Gift Pack

$17.99

open ○ release ○ balance Feeling out of whack? Check out our Chakra Crystal Stone Pack!  Sounds like it's high time you chill out, recenter, and realign yourself with the universe. Lucky you! We've got just the tools you need to help you along your...

Dissent Mints

$3.99

Against the grain with freshness! These Dissent Mints feature Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wearing her dissent collar. When she doesn't agree with the rest of the court, she has a special jabot (ornamental frill) she wears. These mints...

Dressed To Spill Lumberjack Bib + Teether Set

$19.99 $17.59

You saw it here first! Timberrrrr! You'll fall in love with Fred’s Dressed To Spill Lumberjack Bib and Teether Set! New for Fall 2018! This set by Fred and Friends turns your baby into a lovable lil lumberjack, complete with a...

Galaxian Tiny Arcade

$22.99

Quick! You are being attacked by a swarm of alien armies! Play our Galaxian Tiny Arcade to fend them off and save the galaxy. The universe is depending on you and size doesn’t matter! Multi-level game play, true to the original, full size...

I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel

$10.99

Our amazing I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel is leaps and bounds above the rest!  You're a force to be reckoned with, so why settle for some basic dish rag? Put your super powers on display for all the world to see, as this awesome...

Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99

Blast from the past!   Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and mineral...

The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel

$10.99

Don't worry about it... I have a dog. You'll keep this The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel clean if you have a dog around... they clean up everything!   Super-absorbent 100% unbleached cotton Fun design Great gift for all dog lovers! Made from...

Unicorn Magic Bath Bomb

$6.99

Magical Bath! Add some FUN to your bath with handcrafted bombs that “explode” in your tub to release a soothing, softening blend of Epsom salts.

Don't Dry So Close To Me Dish Towel

$12.99

Not responsible for Stuck Song Syndrome We all have to dry dishes, why not hum along while doing it? The Police-inspired Don't Dry So Close To Me Dish Towel makes the perfect companion in your kitchen. Screen-printed with water-based ink, this...

Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen

$4.99 $4.39

Don't Stop Believin'! Our Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen is for anyone that wants to believe! This out of the world pen features a sliding UFO that will go back and forth. It’s mystifying, it’s almost unbelievable…...

Rocket Science for Babies

$9.99

Launch your future Rocket Scientist! Written by an expert, Rocket Science for Babies is a colorfully simple introduction to aerospace engineering. Babies (and grownups!) will learn about the basics of how lift and thrust make things fly. With a...

Scratch-Off Note Cards

$15.99

Everyone can be a winner... if you want them to be. Spread a little kindness with these Random Scratch of Kindness Mini Notes! Write or draw something in the blank area, then cover it with the scratch-off sticker provided and give it away. Scratching...

Soap for the Middle Child

$9.99

Who are you again? Our Soap for the Middle Child is for all the forgotten kids out there that got lost in the mix. The oldest always got the love and the youngest got all the attention. We'll just go ahead and dye our hair purple. No one will notice...

Trump's Small Hand Soap

$3.49

For dirty politics Would you believe that our Trump's Small Hand Soap was made in Russia?  How about that it can remove stains and marks on your cabinet?  We heard a rumor that this is the preferred soap for Rachel Maddow and Don Lemon - that...

Dude Approved Soft Touch Black Face Mask

$8.99

A mask to match his style! Our Dude Approved Soft Touch Black Face Mask is perfect for the guys that are too shy to wear the cute mask you may have already picked up for him!   This go-to men's mask for those quick manly runs to pick up...

Eat Up, B*tches Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Serve up some snark with our Eat Up, Bitches Woven Dish Towel! Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So why not add some trash talking and personality to your favorite room in the house? It's the perfect gift, because everyone needs...

Hatch and Grow Sloth

$4.99

Just add water – and hang around!  Our Hatch and Grow Sloth doesn't need any food or special care. Just add water and watch him grow and break out of his tree stump.  So, how does it work? Sit back, and relax. This little fella...

Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Holy crapola!  Today is THE BEST!  Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin happy that you could shit rainbows!   Maybe you woke up thinking it was Friday but it's...

Sipski Bath Wine Holder

$14.99

Calgon... take me away! Finally... the Sipski Bath Wine Holder and a little "you" time. Pull out that silky robe, pour some wine, light a few candles to set the mood for a truly luxurious soak. Kick back and relax at the end of a long day by taking your...

Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight.  You need this more than ever. (Especially if it's Taco Tuesday.) Whether you farted or...

Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck on...

Blockchain for Babies

$9.99

Learn all about the future of crypto-currency! Help your future genius become the smartest baby in the room by reading them our Blockchain for Babies Book. Introduce them to cryptology technology with the next installment of the Baby University board...

Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my headIt's...

Duck Duck Drink Tea Infuser

$14.99

It’s tea time, so bottom’s up! Our Duck Duck Drink Tea Infuser is a charming tea infuser that floats in your cup — bobbing and brewing loose tea leaves to perfection. When you're stressed out and feel like telling the world to go...

Kawaii Surprise Bath Bomb

$7.99

Stinkin' cute! Add a SURPRISE to your tub with our blind bag featuring an assorted mystery treasure in every bath bomb. Each bath bomb features an assorted mystery treasure. Have some fizzy fun with no sulfates or parabens. Cotton Candy fragrance...

Lunch Money Coin Purse

$4.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

$12.99

Look at me! I'm the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! Behold - the very first of its kind, our Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy! He's the perfect desktop companion, road trip buddy, or hilarious gift! He's a man that goes by many...

Reach For The Stars Floaty Pen

$4.99

Cats in space! Our cosmic Reach For The Stars Write Side Up Floaty Pen is probably the coolest pen ever made! Watch space kitty slide up and down your pen and distract you from everything that you’re supposed to be doing. Seriously, you might take...

Soap for a Midlife Crisis

$9.99

Will not fade new tattoos! Our Soap for a Midlife Crisis smells like a motorcycle, or a perm or maybe even a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit...

Soap for Dad Bods

$9.99

Smells like cookies & cable sports Our Soap for Dad Bods helps build unwavering confidence and smells like toasted marshmallow. Mmmmm... marshmallows. And now there's no reason to feel guilty for indulging. Thanks to an incredible new development in...

Tiny Arcade Pole Position

$22.99

Start! If you are like us, hours were spent throwing tokens into Pole Position at Chuck E. Cheese, at least a good decade before we were able to drive! The most exciting gift of 2019 (or our lifetime)  You'll almost be able to smell the 80's as you...

You Fancy B*tch Crew Socks

$10.99

Fancy, Floral + Foul Mouthed SocksThese flowers won't hide the flowery language of our You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks for long! Here's a shout out to all the stylish ladies out there whom seem to have their shit together 24/7. Unlike the majority of us whom,...

You're Pawsome Greeting Card

$4.99

Take a moment to paws... Cat paws and kitty beans are awesome and so is whoever you send this You're Pawsome Greeting Card! It will keep them staying pawsitive! • Card size is 4.25 x 5.5 inches• Blank inside for your personal message•...

CBD Gummy Watermelon Rings

$24.99

Feeling a bit melon-choly? Our CBD infused edibles will save the day! Formulated with cannabidiol our CBD Gummy Watermelon Rings help to promote an awesome sense of calm and overall wellness,  CBD is short for cannabidiol. Cannabidiol...

Desktop Edition Golf

$12.99

Fore... Dad! Our Desktop Edition Golf Game is here to break up the afternoon slump with a fun desktop golf game. It's a sporty conversation starter that can give life to a stale meeting or a great way to close a boring business deal from your desk...

Enchanted Unicorn Bandages

$5.49

May the power of the unicorn heal you! With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time! Each 3.75" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a...

Fake News Candle

$19.99

Smells like twitter. Our Fake News Candle is for everyone that reads headline news on social media. This candle smells just like Orange Kool-Aid which means it MUST be believed. But Not MY Twitter. Mine is filled with completely factual alternative...

I'm a Girl. What's Your Superpower? Socks

$10.99

Our astronomically fun I'm a Girl. What's Your Superpower? Socks are leaps and bounds above the rest! This bold yet cheeky pair of socks are the perfect ones to slip on when it's time to throw down or run for chairman of the board. Whether it's a dragon...

I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum

$1.99

Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum.  Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude of everyone's favorite slow roller. Word on the street is that you're looking to score some peppermint...

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