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Gift Guide

It's our 2020 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2020 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

Hellraiser Oven Mitt

$12.99

Just like our sweet and innocent Hellraiser Oven Mitt your meals may look all wholesome and homemade, but you know the truth. You're the kind of brassy babe who would buy a frozen lasagna, heat it up in a nice pan, and call it a Dish to Pass. And we love...

PB & J Pencil Set

$2.99

It's peanut butter jelly time! These mouth watering PB & J Pencils are an ode to the sandwich that never stops being a favorite. We love Peanut Butter and Jelly as kids and even now as adults, it's a classic go-to snack or meal! Now you can use...

Tardigrade Air Freshener

$4.99

Water Bear, Don't Care Our irresistible Tardigrade Air Freshener is the micro Spirit Animal of resilience! Truly an inspiration, tardigrades, also lovingly known as water bears or moss piglets, can tolerate any kind of seemingly impossible situation...

Cat Astronaut Air Freshener

$4.99

Also good in spaceships! Space, the final cat door. Our Cat Astronaut Air Freshener features the voyages of the starship Litterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new boxes. To swat at new bugs and new laser pointers. To boldly go where no...

Cat Butt Coin Purse

$4.99

Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash!   This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!   Just in case you have a chance meeting with a feline...

Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel

$10.99

Our deliciously distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the cook ordered! We don't need your half-baked ideas. Your pinch of advice, or dash of criticism. Mind your own plate and get out of our site before you become the main...

Official World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots

$7.99

You knocked my block off! Our World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots are a chip off the ole block - the Original Rock'em Sock'em Robots of the 1960's that is! It's the fight of the century! You throw a right, the other throws a left, hit the jaw and...

Quackers Duck Sprinkler

$24.99

Quack Quack! Splash! Our Quackers Duck Sprinkler is perfect for keeping the kids cool in the summertime heat. Never mind the pool, let's get drenched by a two foot tall duck sprinkler! This Duck Sprinkler has a standard air valve and is easy to inflate...

Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio,...

Anyone But Trump 2020

$8.99

Seriously... anyone! Down in the dumps because Donald Trump is our President?  When you aren't out protesting on street comers, show your feeling with a statement necklace or keychain! Not a fan of his Twitter account? Sick about hearing about...

Earth Night Light

$5.99

Do you still want to be an astronaut when you grow up?   All you've always imagined is waking up in the middle of the night floating in outer space and seeing the illuminated Earth! With our Earth Night Light you don't have to be in a spaceship to...

Lil' Donut Kiddie Pool Float With Shark Bite

$14.99

Our Sprinkles of Fun Big Mouth Lil' Donut Kiddie Pool Float is an awesome pool accessory for an unforgettable childhood summer! We assume your little one follows in your footsteps... big personality with an appetite for laughs. So this adorable pool...

Uncanny Olive Erasers

$9.99 $8.79

O'love these! Looking to stir things up? Crack open a can of our Uncanny Olive Erasers and let your inspiration flow! When you're quite literally pouring out olive your hopes and dreams onto paper, don't fret if you make a mistake. It's not life handing...

Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks

$12.99

You're the cool dad! Our Blue Q Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks are for the guy who's 2 Legit, 2 Legit to Quit, his job because he's got bills to pay, mouths to feed, and a roof to put over those little son-of-a-guns heads! (but is not interested...

Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss

$4.99

You'll love it a lil bit s'more every day. An ideal gift for the happy camper, our Marshmallow S'More Lip Gloss is a fun mashup of nostalgia and kawaii for your lips! Camping. Maybe you do it for the crackling warmth of a radiant campfire. Good times...

My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum

$1.99

Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netflix) marathon training and simply too chill to care.  If you're like us, you're exhausted from sight of...

Sorry In Advance Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Sorry In Advance Men's Socks are apologetically unapologetic. Basically, they're going to do want they want, regardless of what you say. Now, put that in your pipe and smoke it! A fun gift for your favorite bad boy! These creme colored socks feature...

Stoners Candle

$19.99

It's 4:20 somewhere... Lighting up our Stoners Candle makes it 4:20 anytime of the day or night! Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for the rest of us, it’s still shockingly illegal to reek of a little ganja now and again. In dank...

2-in-1 Cornhole + Beer Ring Toss

$16.99

Picnic games played whenever you want! Our family funtastic 2-in-1 Cornhole + Beer Ring Toss takes the fun of cornhole to the other end of the spectrum by turning it into a tabletop game. But this Tabletop Game Set doesn't stop with cornhole, it adds in...

I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel

$10.99

Your prayers have been answered!  Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little hands. Why settle for some plain dishrag? You deserve an extra cheese supreme masterpiece! Remember...

Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

$12.99

Wine and Dine There is truth in wine and our Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is telling it like it is! Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. And fun loving gift for your tipsy cook!  Screen-printed in rich colors, Grape...

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and F*ck Off Oven Mitt

$12.99

Can you pass me some f*ck off? So we all know a few of those recipe robbers...  You know, the ones that will take and make your recipe then bask in all the glory!  Wars were started for less than this! Sure, I just use a little Parsley, Sage,...

Thank You For Being A Friend Bracelet

$1.99

Third grade flashbacks! Our bright and colorful Thank You For Being A Friend Bracelet will bring you back to knotty times on the bus with a safety pin attached to your jeans, and a fist full of colorful sewing floss. A timeless symbol of friendship,...

World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo

$6.99

Yo-yo, yo! It's our World's Smallest Duncan Imperial Yoyo!  We don't mean to throw you for a loop, but we thought you should know your favorite childhood toy is back and it's pocket-sized! It's true, a miniature version of the #1 selling...

You're The Shiitake! Greeting Card

$4.99

You are the Shiitake! The happy Kawaii shiitake mushrooms on our You're the Shiitake Card are perfect for each other. Send homage to your friend that is Le-gen-dary! Card size is 4.25 x 5.5 inches Blank inside for your personal message Printed on...

Here Comes The Sun Crank Music Box

$8.99

Where's that sun? Here comes the sun and the feels with our Here Comes the Sun Crank Music Box! It is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound it gives off is...

I'm A Nerd. And Not The Cool Kind Women's Socks

$10.99

Nerd? I prefer the term "more intelligent than you" much better. It's nice to see geek and nerd culture become popular, but some of us are nerdier than cool nerd status. Slip on a pair of our I'm A Nerd. And Not the Cool Kind Women's Crew Socks and let...

I'm Shy? No Sh*t Women's Socks

$10.99

If I wasn't shy, I'd burn all the "Ask Me" buttons. Call me shy one more time, I triple dog dare you. Our I'm Shy? No Shit Women's Crew Socks may be the right fit for you too if you are fine with the following: Never initiating conversation ✓ Groups of...

Kitten Bamboo Chopsticks

$5.99

These chopsticks are aMeowzing! Our super cute Kitten Bamboo Chopsticks are soooo adorable that they'll make any meal Insta-worthy! Whether it's sushi or salad, these bamboo chopsticks will make your meal so much better and stylish. The set includes 5...

Party Animal Glitter Greeting Card

$5.99

Pardon my frenchie... bulldog. Let's get this paw-ty started with our Party Animal Greeting Card! This adorable looking puppy is ready to hit the dog park and P A R T Y like balls are going out of style! Our Party Animal Greeting Card is adorned with a...

Soap for Karma

$9.99

Scented with Ha-ha-ha-ha. Sorry not sorry. Our Soap for Karma is a perfect gift for those who Know-What-They-Did. What goes around... comes around, we hope. We're not necessarily talking about tricky STDs here, although, y'know, you reap what you sow...

Stop Talking Socks

$10.99

OMG! Shut Up! Socks If you have to say it... and sometimes you just HAVE to say it... say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies.  Our fabulously floral Stop Talking Women's Crew Sock will deliver your message softly, in the most...

Doggy Bag Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

After an evening of whining and dining, you can playfully bust out our totally fetching Doggy Bag Handy Tote to carry your leftovers home in! It's a DOGGY BAG. Get it??  Bone Appetit! (our apawlogies) This colorful and cheeky pooch tote can be used...

Horny For Food Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink retro design of this cheeky oven mitt is begging you to find a man who looks at you the way this woman looks at her cookbooks. Scratch that. Just, like,...

My Gift To You Cat Butt Mug

$11.99

Bottom's up! It's time to get cat-ffeinated with our My Gift To You Cat Butt Mug! It's the purrfect way to serve up a little hair of the cat. You have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Butt.. our cheeky little kitty mug will be...

Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs

$4.99

Good dog! Our Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs are the cutest way to mark your territory! (Without there being pee involved. That just wrecks pages, dontcha know!) These bandanna-clad pups are sporting their best puppy attire in hopes you'll take them all home...

Soap for Bromance

$9.99

Frisbee golf date? This brotastic bar of Bromance Soap smells like someone has a new friend. I used to consider you a lone wolf, but that's all in the past now. Yeah, I saw you buying that growler of Belgian dark ale for your new beer-whispering bestie...

Top Secret File Decoder Greeting Card

$5.99

Oh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lightly with a pencil or blue pen, then peek through the red decoder glasses to reveal your hidden message! A...

A Wise Woman Once Said F*ck This Sh*t Birthday Card

$3.99

Not my circus... not my monkeys Sometimes a good slice of advice can go a long way, just like our Wise Woman Birthday Card. It's good to let go and not stress about some things. When it comes to drama and people dragging you down in life, you just have...

CBD Gummy Party Pack 3000mg

$119.99

There's a CBD party in my tummy! Feeling funny, feeling funny... You may enjoy the occasional Yo Gabba Gabba episode, but our CBD Gummy Party Pack are for adults only! They do not contain THC - rather they do contain the super awesome power of CBD oil...

I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Stop the car! I'm getting out... a piece of gum to cut this tension with some much needed laughter. Fragile...

Marijuana Scented Candle

$11.99

Re-live your college years and rock concerts of yesteryear! Do you just love the smell of pot, but can't afford to smoke it... or maybe because it's ILLEGAL!!   Light up our Marijuana Scented Candle whenever you're in the mood.   It's legal in...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Socks

$10.99

Salad Daze SocksSandwich, shmandwich.  Lettuce just skip right to the good stuff! Do you prefer your salad with stems or without?  Full-bodied with notes of cherry or light and effervescent?  Our vibrantly funny My Favorite Salad Is Wine...

Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Because lighting a match around all of that gas doesn't seem like a good idea. Our Damn Dude! Lavatory Mist is made with fragrant essential oils to avoid cheap perfume fog and butt smog. Two quick squirts in the toilet before you squat and that Taco Bell...

Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Take control-er of the situation. Our Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks celebrate the time and place you've allotted yourself for copious amounts of gaming. My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I...

Rubber Chicken Bandages

$5.49

From tears of pain to tears of laughter. If laughter is the best medicine, then our Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you!* Next time you impale yourself with an unwieldy object, don't run around like a chicken with your head cut off!...

The Difference Between Pizza And Your Opinion Gum

$1.99

We imagine that this is what the Lady said to the Tramp, right before she walked out of the Red Sauce Joint they once called "our place."  It's a sad story, but it's a pretty funny gum. Our extra saucy The Difference Between Pizza and Your...

Unicorn Bandages

$5.99

Our wondrous Gama-Go Unicorn Bandages will astound you as they heal cuts and scrapes with the power of magic!   Searching high and low across mountains, forests, and ravines for the elusive unicorn?  Next time you trip into a bush, or walk...

Woke Up Before Noon Award Ribbon

$4.99

Carpe diem... when I get around to it. Our Woke Up Before Noon Award Ribbon is an acknowledgment and recognition to those that just need a win. Some people, whether it's your kid, sibling, friend or partner, just can't seem to ever get their day started...

Gummy Candy Burger

$7.99

A whopper of a Gummy! Made of 22 delicious candies, The Original Gummy Candy Burger is a concept that is well-done! Complete with see-thru cardboard burger box, it's the king of all gummies! 6 sweet candy top bun slices 6 candy cheese n sauce gummy...

Heading To My Next Mistake Socks

$10.99

Fun Socks For Making Mistakes In Throw our Heading To My Next Mistake Socks on the next time you're in a rush to get out of the door, and blast off to your next misadventure! Afterall, there's no time to make a decision, and if there was, you'd...

Vintage Art Supplies Pencil Case

$5.99

Our infectiously clever Art Supplies Pencil Case is our #2 weapon of choice for containing cluttered chaos!  Punctuated with a cheeky vintage design it's guaranteed to get your creative juices flowing... cheers! But wait, there's more!  As...

Bitch, Be Cool Gum

$1.99

What up, dawg. Introducing our savagely fun Bitch, Be Cool Gum. Did you think we were above putting the word "bitch" next to an image of a dog just for a good laugh? You were wrong. If you didn't read the phrase on our Bitch, Be Cool Gum in Samuel L...

Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine

$10.99

Automated dismay Our meh Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. Four sighs include a male, female, shocked and end of the world. With our press-of-the-button automated dismay, you can express your...

Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil

$5.99 $5.27

Never mind the bollocks, but how about them mollusks!  Take our Like Millions Of Years Old Ammonite Mollusc Fossil for instance... this is one old cephalopod and we're not squidding!  It's like millions of years old. Excuse us while we nerd...

Teeny-Tiny Record Turntable

$12.99

Includes 3 Mini-LPs to Play! Let those records spin with the Teeny-Tiny Record Turntable! While your record collection is miles away at home, this retro-style kit adds a bit of vintage vinyl charm to any home or office! This nostalgia inducing kit...

Two For Tea Narwhal Tea Infuser + Mug Gift Set

$19.99 $17.59

Having trouble telling the world how you feel? Cut the blubber and get straight to the point with Our Two For Narwhal Tea Infuser and Mug set! It's the classic love story... mug meets infuser and happiness brews. This dynamic duo consists of our Spiked...

World's Smallest Magic 8 Ball

$6.99

Yes, definitely. Without a doubt. The original Magic 8 Ball just got smaller. And the World's Smallest Magic 8 Ball possess all the answers you'll ever need, and it fits in your pocket! Make your everyday decisions easier with a shake and a squint! All...

You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

$1.99

For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard   Our vintage styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun an unexpected gift you can slip to any prick you may happen upon during your day.   Can't think of anyone deserving of such...

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