Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit

$6.99 $3.00

Allow us to introduce to our Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit, along with Pierce and Gemma. They're a couple of friends that love to explore and discover awesome space rocks, like the ones included in this set, and they're super excited to teach you...

Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt

$12.99

Drop it like it's hot. Get ready to cook up some fun with our Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt! Whether you're a Pinterest Mistress or a natural born chef, you'll instantly become smitten with this mitten as it makes presenting your latest...

Happy Cloud Lip Gloss

$4.99

Our Happy Cloud Lip Gloss is a sweetly scented clear lip balm inside of a cheerful cloud!   Imagine looking down in your purse on a dreary day. Among receipts the keys you can't seem to find, a happy cloud face smiles up at you. It's not just any...

I Love You More String Art Box

$9.99 $5.00

Guess how much we love our mini I Love You More String Art Box? To the moon and back, and then some! Because we all know that relationships are just games/battles to prove who loves the other more. (Love is a battlefield... right Pat Benatar) Sp why not...

Instant Winter Snow

$3.99

Make your own Yeti habitat Our Instant Winter Snow is here to save the day! It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do!  However, if you're a like-minded creature who loves the white fluffy stuff too and are possibly into...

Mermaid Glitter Coco Lime Scented Sunscreen

$18.99

The tides have changed! Ditch your boring suntan lotion and grab a hold of our Mermaid Glitter Coco Lime Scented Sunblock! You'll be able to the seas the day, and look absolutely mermazing while keeping your skin well protected and sparkling! Whether...

Unicorn Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

Behold, the loveliest of them all - our majestic Unicorn Reusable Shopping Tote! This majestic bag featuring a perfectly poised unicorn resting amongst a plethora of flowers on a beautiful blue-sky-cloud-filled day is big enough to hold all your hopes...

Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Sassy Socks For HerNow, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our...

F*ck 'Em Ankle Socks

$10.99

When you have one last fuck to give our F*ck 'Em Ankle Socks will help you step through the landmine of bullshit that's awaiting your day. You'll flit, flutter, and leap like a trained ballet dancer as you dodge being pulled into the craps the drama...

Finger Log Rolling

$9.99

Time to log off, and log on! Desperate for adventure while stuck at your desk? It's time you take our Finger Log Rolling for a spin! Perfect gift for hipsters looking for a retro game to jump into! Their flannels will perfectly match the aesthetic...

Monkey Business Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99

There's always time to monkey around! Our funny Monkey Business Sharpener and Pencil Holder is your new best friend when you're at school or work. Just slide any standard pencil in his purple monkey hands and he's got a firm grip. He's also a really cool...

Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

$12.99

*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. On...

Star Trek Light-and-Sound Communicator Set

$12.99

Beam me up Scotty!  Our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Communicator Set includes is a mini replica from the original Star Trek series with Kirk and Spock or TOS (The Original Series) for those in the know! Star Trek fans and collectors will love this...

Sunday Football Nothing Else Matters Men's Socks

$12.99

Men And Their Football Rituals SocksSunday Funday?  So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking about a game that's on hold until the end of the football season... and nothing else matters. Might as...

You're My Cupcake Wallet

$10.99 $5.00

Our sugary sweet You're My Cupcake Wallet is hoping and dreaming to be the icing on top of your day! Whether you happen to be experiencing an unusually lucky cake walk of a week, or if you're having a no good, awful, slightly rotten week that is...

Bosom Buddies Drink Markers

$10.99

Not to be confused with Buffy and Hildegarde (from one of the best sitcoms of the 80's) these Bosom Buddies aren't a drag, and they're only looking to occupy your drink not your low rent apartment! Don'’t let the ladies have all the fun with their drink...

CBD Gummy Worms

$24.99

CBD is legal in all 50 states, y'all! Why settle for vaping or salves when our CBD Gummy Worms are just like the ones you remember from your childhood! These squirmy little wormies taste, look, smell, and feel the same. The only difference is that they...

Glow Stick Fun Pack

$3.99 $2.00

Let it glow... Let it Glow! Our Glow Sticks By The Dozen Plus set is packed with a multi-colored variety of glow sticks and more, all in one box! Comes with over a dozen glow sticks of various sizes, along with several connectors, and jewelry attachments...

It's Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home Gum

$1.99

Our thought provoking, It's Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home Gum really gave us something to chew on! Meow, we've always really admired one's ability to argue a point. Those crazy cat ladies are really onto something! This gum is the purrfect...

Ladies Night Drink Markers

$10.99 $5.00

Add some Magic to your night We saw you checking out our Ladies Night Drink Markers... These athletic hunks will maneuver and cling to your glass in a variety of positions you wouldn't think is possible! Set of 4 Cheeky ladies night drink...

You Fancy B*tch Crew Socks

$10.99

Fancy, Floral + Foul Mouthed SocksThese flowers won't hide the flowery language of our You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks for long! Here's a shout out to all the stylish ladies out there whom seem to have their shit together 24/7. Unlike the majority of us whom,...

Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons

$3.99

If you're looking for fun by the foot our Zoodlers Cat Paw Crayons are a simply meow-nificent find! Whether you're cat scratching some ideas down on paper (or sitting there patiently staring at the paper waiting for your cat to move off of said paper)...

Burrito Scented Candle

$11.99

Ahhh...! If walking into a Chipotle and inhaling the spicy goodness of their burritos isn't one of the best smells in the world, we don't know what is!   Our Burrito Candle captures the smell of cilantro, cumin, cayenne pepper and spiced ground beef...

Clusterf*ck Dish Towel

$10.99

Embrace the almighty and apparently unavoidable clusterfuck with our Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel. Whether that clusterfuck refers to your disaster known as your kitchen, your day, your week, your love life, your lack of love life, your home, your...

Death Before Decaf Gym Socks

$11.99 $5.00

Our deliciously distasteful Death Before Decaf Gym Socks are the best gift for your favorite java junkie. Because no one who's serious about coffee, or caffeine, would ever drink... decaf! It's just useless warm brown water. Blech.  There is a time...

Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

$1.99

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now. Seriously, do not mess with me today. I'm not putting a dollar in the swear jar either. This is the...

Enchanted Unicorn Notepads

$7.99

Unicorn Quest! Sure, you may be filled with dark, angry thoughts at times, but you can write those somewhere else!  Take a vacation from negativity with our Enchanted Unicorn Notebooks!  They're the perfect place to capture those sunny...

Frogger Tiny Arcade

$19.99

And you thought your commute was bad. Our World's Smallest Frogger Tiny Arcade is a throwback to when 8-bit was cutting technology and hanging out at the arcade was a typical Friday night. If you're old enough to have played this game in the 80's...

Galaxian Tiny Arcade

$19.99

Quick! You are being attacked by a swarm of alien armies! Play our Galaxian Tiny Arcade to fend them off and save the galaxy. The universe is depending on you and size doesn’t matter! Multi-level game play, true to the original, full size arcade...

Inflatable T-Rex Dinosaur Sprinkler

$24.99

He came, he saur, he conquered the heat. Our enthusiastic and ambitious Inflatable Mini T-Rex Dinosaur Sprinkler is ready to show that giant ball of gas in the sky who's boss! 15 inch tall inflatable sprinkler Hooks up to standard garden...

Munchtime Crocodile Chopstick

$5.99

Learn How To Use Chopsticks! Oh, snap! Forget the fork!... Our hangry Munchtime Croc Chopsticks are on the attack and coming to help munch down your food! Mealtime madness have you feeling swamped? Keep your kiddos interested in dinner with these...

Thanks For Holding My Hair Back Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

A gift for really, really good friends. It's our Blue Q Thanks For Holding My Hair Back Hand Sanitizer!  Because a great friend will always understand, always keep your secrets and always tell you how perfect you look.  But most importantly, a...

Timber Eraser

$2.99 $2.00

Our Timber Eraser is perfect for those who enjoy good ol' fashion editing with a down to earth touch! Timberrrrrrrrr! Look out below! Because you're totally going to fall in love with this unique eraser! Do you really need to axe what you wood use this...

We Go Together Like PB & Jelly LOL Enamel Pin

$7.99

Our adorkable We Go Together Like PB & Jelly LOL Enamel Pin will put on display that you have a relationship that others may be totally jelly of! Of course, at times, things may get a bit bumpy, but the majority of the time things are just about as...

You're Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Inspire confidence and encourage laughter with our You're Doing Fucking Great! Woven Dish Towel! Don't settle for a basic dish rag. Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So, go on and add some kick ass personality to your favorite room in the...

Inflatable Teddy Bear Sprinkler

$24.99

Time to run bearfoot through the sprinkler! Our Inflatable Teddy Bear Sprinkler is so excited to be here, he's literally blushing and gushing rainbows!  He's so fun we can bearly stand it! But, thankfully he helps us tolerate the grizzly...

Ouch! Glow In The Dark Bandages

$5.99

Our Ouch! Glow In The Dark Bandages are super-powered with glowing and healing power! The fact that these adorable bandages glow in the dark also reassures little ones, all through the night,  that their ouchie is getting better. And if navigating...

Bird Of Hope Tattoo Style Necklace

$8.99 $4.00

The swallow bird is abundant in symbolism - love, freedom, hope and loyalty to name a few and has been a favorite element in tattoo designs since Moby Dick was a guppy. Our classic Bird of Hope Tattoo Style Necklace is looking to guide you safely through...

CBD Gummy Apple Rings

$24.99

An apple a day keeps the stress away! *If that apple is a CBD edible that is!* Don’t be fooled by their innocent appearance! Our potent CBD Gummy Apple Rings may ring of nostalgia, but these candies contain approximately 25mg of CBD per...

I Bought My Wife Expensive Jewelry + All I Got Was This Mug

$11.99 $5.00

A Reminder Of How Much She Loves Me And Jewelry Our I Bought My Wife Expensive Jewelry + All I Got Was This Mug is a real gem of a coffee cup! Sassy yet classy, it's just our cup of tea, indeed! This large cheeky mug is covered in fun diamond...

I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Socks For Scaring PeopleListen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what...

Inflatable Tiara

$7.99

Yaasss queen! You will look gorgeous adorned by our Inflatable Tiara whether you're beauty queen, ice queen, drag queen, drama queen, or dairy queen! It's also the perfect thing to keep with you at all times, in case there is a royal emergency!...

Let's Get Kraken Sculpted Mug

$14.99

Our Let's Get Kraken Sculpted Mug will help you unleash the hidden morning motivation hiding deep under the tough exterior of the snooze button layer of your brain. This mythical deep-sea dwelling creature is up in arms at your lack of speed in the...

Magicorn Unicorn Hoodie Scarf With Pockets

$34.99

They really do exist! Our Magicorn Unicorn Hoodie will allow you to finally fulfill your dreams of prancing around the world as a unicorn! Wear this hoodie with pride and let others know that they really exist! Magicorn will keeps your head and hands so...

Middle Child Mints

$3.99 $2.00

Cheaper than therapy, our Middle Child Mints are tangible proof that we didn't forget you in the penguin house at the Pittsburgh Zoo (true story- thanks dad!) We promise these are not just the mints left over when we made our other mints! These mints are...

Ninja Mug

$9.99

Best Served With Black CoffeeThere aren't a lot of things that you can trust in this world, and finding a dependable coffee cup has become a huge challenge!   There is one mug that has been strictly trained in the art of serving only you and holding...

Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99 $7.50

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

Unicorn Plush Carrying Case

$12.99 $5.00

It's so cute and fluffy! Our super plush Elodie Unicorn Plush Pencil Case is a magical place to protect and store all your stationary and other goodies. Soft, pastel, and fluffy! Features a soft pink underbelly Lined with the cutest heart pink fabric,...

Who Am I? Drinking Game Stickers

$3.99

A fun icebreaker for parties, our Who Am I? Drinking Game Stickers reinvents a classic drinking game! No longer will you stuck with a card stuck to your forehead! Instead, the answer to your 20 questions is hidden in plain sight, at the bottom of your...

Elodie Unicorn USB Fan

$29.99

Are you a fan of unicorns? Well, our Elodie Unicorn USB Fan is your biggest fan! Okay, actually she's 8 inches tall, but she's by far your cutest fan! Our magical Elodie Unicorn Fan takes out the boring and adds the fun in function! Elodie has a super...

Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds

$13.49

Enough of the body shaming already!   It's time we celebrate the dreaded muffin top with our deliciously fun Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds!   We've all seen this look before, but not like this!   Fill these adorable jean-style cupcake...

Relaxation Pink Himalayan Salt Crystals

$6.99 $3.00

It's about time you included our Relaxation Pink Himalayan Salt Crystals to your beauty and self-care routine or simply your crystal collection! If you haven't heard of the benefits of Himalayan Rock Salt, you may be living under a rock! (Sorry, we...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit...

Unicorn Toothbrush Holder

$6.49 $3.00

Sparkly Unicorn White Teeth Our super cute Elodie Unicorn Toothbrush Holder will help your toothbrush against yucky germs! It will also encourage you to reach for your brush more often, resulting in a more brilliant smile! Elodie closes right over...

Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Who? Who? Who? Seriously though, WHO is responsible for our Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist? Baha Men, we're looking at you. Scented with citrus and mint, and a hint of green moss, you can almost forget that it's sole purpose in life is to shield your...

Extraterrestrial Impact Stone

$4.99

Whoa!  Rocks made from meteors smashing into earth!  The only thing cooler than that is having some.  We make it easy and fun with Tektite The Extraterrestrial Impact Stone! It's the perfect size for a stocking stuffer and it's way more...

I Hope Eye Rolling Counts As Cardio Gum

$1.99

Our hilarious I Hope Eye-Rolling Counts as Cardio Gum, is the perfect gift for the well intentioned gym dodger in your life!   Not everyone has time for Prancercising, Sweating to the Oldies, or taking it to the treadmill! Whether you're too busy...

Rare Pickle Rick Gummy Candy

$6.99

I'M A PICKLE! I'm pickle Riiiiiick! Rick's in quite the pickle! Our Pickle Rick Gummy Candy has confirmed that Rick has gone and Boom! Big Reveal! turned himself into a gummy version of his Pickle Rick self! Disturbingly accurate Pickle...

Ringo the Octopus Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

Heya, what's Kraken? Did you know that octopuses are masters of camouflage? It's true! Well, most octopuses. Not this guy, though. For our ink-credibly cute Ringo the Octopus Handy Lunch Tote, blending in just isn't his thing. When he's not under the sea...

This Girl Takes No Sh*t Ankle Socks

$10.99

The only way we'll pussyfoot around Our meow-nificently catty This Girl Takes No Shit Ankle Socks is dripping with sass and cuteness! Featuring a relaxed kitty cat, enjoying a well-deserved ice cream cone waiting for the haters to say something so she...