Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Cute But Psycho. But Cute. Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For The UnpredictableSometimes, just sometimes... being perpetually cute comes with a price and our Cute But Psycho But Cute Gum pretty much sums it up perfectly, in the cutest way possibly of course. A fun cautionary gift for when it's...

Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen

$4.99

Don't Stop Believin'! Our Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen is for anyone that wants to believe! This out of the world pen features a sliding UFO that will go back and forth. It’s mystifying, it’s almost unbelievable…...

Cat Astronaut Mints

$3.99

Ground Control to Major Tomcat Take your Cat Astronaut Mints and put your helmet on. When Cat Astronaut has its head in that glass helmet, bad breath is the enemy.  Which is why he purrfurs to use Cat Astronaut Mints before and during all of...

Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-WorkersThe reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your...

Hellraiser Zipper Pouch

$6.99

Oh her?  Nah... she's not running away from home.  She's just heading out for a day of complete world domination and then she's going to pedal her way home for a nice hot bath and a big glass of white wine.  Because hellraisers need time...

Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks

$12.99

You're the cool dad! Our Blue Q Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks are for the guy who's 2 Legit, 2 Legit to Quit, his job because he's got bills to pay, mouths to feed, and a roof to put over those little son-of-a-guns heads! (but is not interested...

I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum

$1.99

Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum.  Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude of everyone's favorite slow roller. Word on the street is that you're looking to score some peppermint...

Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a beeswax formula and is extremely smooth and easy-to-apply...

Crazy Cat Lady Bandages

$5.49

Cat Scratch Fever! Our Crazy Cat Lady Bandages are in paws-ible to ignore, just like the battle scars from loving your furry demon! Cat owners know that sometimes kitties "accidentally" give you tiny little scratches or bite marks. Crazy Cat Lady...

Day Of The Dead Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

Environmentally Friendly Reusable Shopping ToteCelebrate the deceased in style with our Day Of The Dead Shopper. Take your tote with you everywhere to keep the festive spirit of El Dia de los Muertos alive! Grocery shopping has never been so festive! ...

I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Socks For Scaring People Listen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well...

18 in 1 Survival Pocket Tool

$7.99

Our MacGyver approved 18 in 1 Survival Pocket Tool is your go-to tool for travel, home, and camping with everything you need in a credit card-sized tool! If you're always searching for tools on-the-go but don't want to carry your toolbox with you, this...

Let Us Glitter Bomb Your Friends

$7.99

Surprise! Your're Covered In Glitter Yep!  Perpetual Kid will Glitter Bomb your friends for you!   Okay... with all the bad press glitter has been getting lately, we had to step in and defend, hands down, the best craft supply ever known...

Hey Bitches Gum

$1.99

Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack - your gang of girls together. Will it be a tears and ice cream night or a go out and (no survivors)...

LED Light Up Bobo Balloon

$4.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

Mary Jane Scented Candle

$11.99

This is not just another half-baked idea, our totally dank Mary Jane Scented Candle smells like the real deal!  Not that we would have any idea what that would smell like of course... err... anyway!Give this as a gift to your favorite stoner friend...

Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$12.99

These Are Not About A Penis Golfing Socks​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a hole-in-one! Okay, that was too easy. Look, we know very...

Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

$1.99

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The CircleOur Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift giving into something truly amazing.  A perfect cheap and useful gift for someone you love or love to...

Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

Doggy Bag Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

After an evening of whining and dining, you can playfully bust out our totally fetching Doggy Bag Handy Tote to carry your leftovers home in! It's a DOGGY BAG. Get it??  Bone Appetit! (our apawlogies) This colorful and cheeky pooch tote can be used...

Futuristic Faceless LED Wristwatch

$15.99

Our super stealthy Futuristic Faceless LED Wristwatch is a fun conversation piece - that is, once its secret identity is revealed.... a covert operative of Father Time! muahahaha! Looks like a common metal bracelet Time will be displayed like...

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