Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Pop Pop Snappers

$0.99

Drop it!  Throw it!  Step on it!  Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snappers!  These classic bang snaps aren't just fun to throw, they're the best...

Stardust Marbles

$4.99

Now you can physically shoot for the stars with our Stardust Marble Game! Sirius'ly, we're not toying around! Okay, maybe just a little. But you can travel back to your childhood at the speed of light with this sparkling example of collectible...

Sting of Being Single Scorpion Earring

$5.99

Our ghastly Sting of Being Single Scorpion Earring is totally crushing it this Halloween season. That's right! This lone earring is taking the sting out of being single when you're ready to mingle. Cleverly designed to look like a scorpion's tale has...

Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers

$9.99 $8.35

Oh, don't be such a weenie! Of course, our Uncanny Cocktail Wiener Erasers are the perfect departure gift from a less than admirable ex-boyfriend! Particularly after you discovered he was just a pig in a blanket. I mean, there are wurst things you...

Bacon Bandages

$5.99 $5.49

Making Bacon Boo Boos! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the...

F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

$1.99

Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth. A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government...

Flash + Fly Helicopter

$2.99

A great toys for kids and husbands! Because there is nothing more entertaining than shooting flashing things into the air and watching them come back down. Seriously. What could be better? Turn on our Fly and Flash Helicopter and sling shot it into the...

Gastronaut Kids Spork

$11.99

One small step for mealtime... Just when you thought someone couldn’t improve on the genius that is the spork, in blasts our Gastronaut Kids Spork to save your dinner and waning patience from certain peril. You may love your kids to the moon and...

I Need More Money And Power And Less Sh*t From You People Gum

$1.99

Smile and nod.  Smile and nod.  Make sure to wear your mouth guard at night, so you don't grind your teeth down to nubs. You may not be able to lighten the workload at the office, but you sure can lighten the mood with our I Need More Money and...

I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks are totally boss! Whether you're CEO of your home or if you're a force to be reckoned with in the business world, these socks will speak your inner truth and command attention without having to say a word or snap...

Polite as F*ck Gym Socks

$11.99

Are you a polite person?  Our daringly discourteous Polite as F*ck Gym Socks are as colorful as the ill-mannered language they put on display! You're such a model citizen, but you need these socks to really let everyone know! Polite as fuck, you...

Two For Tea Narwhal Tea Infuser + Mug Gift Set

$19.99

Having trouble telling the world how you feel? Cut the blubber and get straight to the point with Our Two For Narwhal Tea Infuser and Mug set! It's the classic love story... mug meets infuser and happiness brews. This dynamic duo consists of our Spiked...

Bomb Pop Cooler Bag

$24.99

Keep em cool in red, white, and blue Our totally sweet and patriotic Bomb Pop Cooler Bag is perfect for picnics, tailgating, trips to the shore, and more! Rocket Pop Design  Holds 12 cans! Zipper Closure EVA-lined Cooler Shoulder Straps Just add...

Galaxy Lollipop

$4.99

A lollipop light years ahead of its time Our spectacular handmade Galaxy Lollipops are flat out the sweetest gift this side of the Milky Way. Hand-poured and swirled purple + black circular lollipop Embedded with glitter and adorned with silver star...

Gigantic Pink Elephant Yard Sprinkler

$59.99 $50.85

You're not hallucinating! Our deliriously fun Gigantic Pink Elephant Yard Sprinkler is ready to crash your next picnic, BBQ, or keg party! You have never seen a sprinkler like this! Our Gigantic Pink Elephant Yard Sprinkler is larger than life,...

Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler

$59.99 $50.85

Gorillas in the mist With our Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler you'll be the chimp-ion of the next neighborhood BBQ or get-together! We're not monkeying around! Okay, actually yes, yes we are. Gibbon the chance, you would too. Measures over 7 feet...

Mermazing Mermaid Spray-In Hair Duo with Glitter

$9.99

I Washed Up Like ThisWith our simply mer'mazing Mermaid Spray-In Hair Duo with Glitter, you can forget about the expensive trip to the salon and lasting commitment! Instead, you can now transform your hair into dazzling mermaid locks at the spritz of a...

Mexican Chocolate Sugar

$11.99

We have the Aztecs to thank for this one! Our Mexican Chocolate Sugar is about to turn your kitchen into a fiesta, and your coffee into a masterpiece! This amazing concoction consists of: Organic Brazilian Cane Sugar, Orange Cacao, Chili, Cinnamon,...

Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99

Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and mineral appear to be very much alike....

CBD Gummy Bears

$24.99

Oh, I'm a CBD Gummy Bear.... a CBD Gummy Bear.  I'm a yummy, edible, social anxiety reducing gummy bear! What a long strange trip it's been getting CBD Gummy Bears to the market, but we're so Grateful they've finally made it! Now that they're...

CBD Gummy Blueberry Rings

$24.99

CBD edibles shaped as tiny life savers - coincidence? We think naut! Our CBD Gummy Blueberry Rings are here to come to the rescue! These tasty little hemp oil candies pack a substantial punch with 25mg of CBD per piece. Don't know what CBD is? Allow us...