Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the perfect gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Bird Of Hope Tattoo Style Necklace

$8.99 $4.00

The swallow bird is abundant in symbolism - love, freedom, hope and loyalty to name a few and has been a favorite element in tattoo designs since Moby Dick was a guppy. Our classic Bird of Hope Tattoo Style Necklace is looking to guide you safely through...

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Bugs + Dirt In A Jar

$14.99 $5.00

Miss the thrill of playing in the dirt but not so fond of the mess? Stand back while we unearth our Type A friendly Bugs + Dirt In A Jar! Now for the dirty truth... This unique molding compound feels almost exactly like real dirt except it doesn't get...

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Card Cling Stick-on-Phone Wallet

$4.49 $2.00

Because everything's better with pockets! Our Card Cling Stick-on-Phone Wallet is must-have for your must-haves! It's about to make your smartphone even smarter! A silicone back pocket for your cellphone! Simply press adhesive to phone backing...

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Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt

$12.99

Drop it like it's hot. Get ready to cook up some fun with our Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt! Whether you're a Pinterest Mistress or a natural born chef, you'll instantly become smitten with this mitten as it makes presenting your latest...

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F*ck This Sh*t Socks

$10.99

You know exactly who you're going to buy our Fuck This Shit Crew Socks for, don't you? (Besides a pair for yourself, of course!) It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their bottom cuff to show their true colors. And these are damn...

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I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel

$10.99

Your prayers have been answered!  Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little hands. Why settle for some plain dishrag? You deserve an extra cheese supreme masterpiece! Remember to...

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Lazy Ass Panda Dish Towel

$12.99

Our Lazy Ass Panda Dish Towel will look perfect hanging off the stove that you only use to store bread and chips! Because, if you strongly identify with this towel, the chances are you're simply obsessed with pandas... or the closest you've coming to...

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Magic Mushroom Pen

$2.99 $2.00

Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and incredibly adorable) shroom tchotchke holds magical powers...

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Mermaid Mystical Pen

$6.99 $3.00

You're Write! It's Mer-mazing, That's For Shore!We have an eeling that you'll be making waves with our Mermaid Mystical Pen! We're so shore that you'll love this opalescent mermaid tail shaped pen from NPW, that we're confident you won't find a better...

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Simon Fruit Flavored Sours

$3.99

Red-Red-Blue-Yellow-Green-Red-Green Our Simon Fruit Flavored Sours is a tiny candy-filled replica of the electronic memory game Simon! A fun piece of childhood nostalgia and game nights gone by, you may even remember it as the catalyst for...

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Unicorn Bandages

$5.99

Our wondrous Gama-Go Unicorn Bandages will astound you as they heal cuts and scrapes with the power of magic!   Searching high and low across mountains, forests, and ravines for the elusive unicorn?  Next time you trip into a bush, or walk face...

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Uranus Lavatory Mist

$11.99

And now, for an in-depth look into Uranus Lavatory Mist... Blah blah blah, something about gaseous planets... enough with the fluff, already! Here's the deal: "Uranus" is never not funny. So, we ran with it. Butt, in case you didn't know... Uranus's...

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World's Smallest Etch-A-Sketch

$5.99

The World's Favorite Drawing Toy What do you get the person that has everything? Simple.... The World's Smallest Etch-a-Sketch. This classic toy has been bringing joy and amusement to countless people for as long as 50 years- and now that it's pocket...

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Bear Toothbrush Holder

$4.99

We Can Bear-ly Deal With How Cute This Is! We've all heard the scary stories of how far toilet flush spray travels in the bathroom! While we don't know if it's true, but it sounds plausible, so we're taking precautions and covering OUR toothbrushes with...

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Bird's Eye View Sharpener + Pencil Holder

$3.99

A little birdie told us they want to hold your pencil! Our colorful pink and orange Bird's Eye View Sharpener And Pencil Holder is the perfect pencil companion for everyone!  The Bird's Eye View holds on to your pencil and is a pencil sharpener...

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Fierce B*tch Snarky Tea

$14.99

Stay bold, stay snarky...  Yaaaaaaaas. The heavens have shined upon you with a celestial light of fiery fierceness and you’re absolutely killing it. When you walk by, flowers perk up and haters bow down. Two snaps and a clap – the queen...

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Gigantic Inflatable Pink Flamingo

$399.99

So you're the reigning pool chicken fight champion, huh?  Cool... cool.  Well, good news!  We have finally found you a worthy contender. (And no crying fowl!) In this corner... coming in at 12 feet long and nearly 11 feet tall, straight...

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Indoor Snowball Fight Snowballs

$6.99

Pillow fights are so passe! With our Snowtime Anytime Indoor Snowballs, you can have a real indoor snowball fight whenever the mood strikes! These specially designed snowballs are light and fluffy and feel like a real snowball, but they have a satisfying...

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Instant Rhythm Gum

$1.99

Give Dad A Piece Of This Gum Next Time He's Driving And Playing Steering Wheel Drums To The Radio Do you know someone that can't dance? Our Instant Rhythm Gum for Awkward dancers works in a snap! Directions for Use: At the first sound of music,...

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Ladies Night Drink Markers

$10.99

Add some Magic to your night We saw you checking out our Ladies Night Drink Markers... These athletic hunks will maneuver and cling to your glass in a variety of positions you wouldn't think is possible! Set of 4 Cheeky ladies night drink markers Attach...

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Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks are so lovely they could leave the most content of mermaids wishing she had feet to wear them on! This beautiful raven-haired sea maiden is designed to mimic the old school American tattoo style from the WWII era...

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Pooping At Work Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

So one minute you're looking your colleagues in the eye, working on work stuff.  The next minute you're seperated by mere inches of a bathroom stall with your pants down.  Down!Is the hand dryer at the office just recycling all those fart germs...

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Scribble Sports Basketball Desktop Game

$4.99 $2.00

Our Scribble Sports Basketball Desktop Game is a slam dunk of a gift for basketball lovers! A swish come true, this fun basketball pencil and eraser set is an entertaining desktop diversion! It's the perfect way to run the clock down next time your...

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Shut The Hell Up Gum

$1.99

Shut Your Mouth PleaseSeriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than one person in your life you wish would stop their yakkin'! Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches...

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Big Bucks Coin Purse

$3.99

We like Big Bucks and we cannot lie!Oh, deer. Enough of the reindeer games!  If you're looking for an environmentally friendly place to store your charge cards, a little bit of doe, or your life savings to support your Starbucks addiction, our...

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Extra Shot Coffee Mug

$14.99

Hit Me With Your Best shot!Introducing our Extra Shot Coffee Mug! So called "Hip" flasks are designed to fit on your hip, right?   Or are they supposed to make you LOOK hip when you wear them on your hip, kind of like a fanny pack?   We're...

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I Should Be A Better Person Gum

$1.99

You Know Who You Are!Our straight shooting and unapologetic, I Should Be A Better Person But I'm Not, gum says it all.   Sure, you may be able to give great advice from all of the life lessons you learned, and self help books you've read. But apply...

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats

$6.99

Your Cat Is Going To Kill You Your cat may like to show off that its all standoffish and in control, but you could turn all that around with our Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats.   For an immediate attitude adjustment just blow up the horn, attach...

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People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks

$10.99

Doggone right! It may sound a bit ruff to some, but our People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks will make dog people howl with laughter! I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do!  A soft, cozy reprieve for your...

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Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

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Cocktail Party Cups with Measurement Markers

$12.49 $5.00

Our tropical Cocktail Party Cups with Measurement Markers are ready to bring a fresh twist to your next house party, beach party, or impromptu work happy hour! Take your pick from six different cocktail recipes, including vodka, rum, gin, prosecco,...

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Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my headIt's...

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GRL PWR Graphite Pencils

$5.99

There's no power like girl power! Featuring six powerful go-get-em quotes our GRL PWR Graphite Pencils will inspire you every day and you’ll be powering through your work in no time at all. There’s no power like girl power and that starts...

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Hedgehog Toothbrush Holder

$4.99

We've all heard the gross stories of how far toilet flush spray travels in the bathroom! We don't know if it's true, but we're not taking any chances! We're covering OUR toothbrushes with this adorable Hedgehog Toothbrush Holder. This cute hedgehog...

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Here Kitty Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

While taking a moment to absorb our impawsibly beautiful Here Kitty Tote, we couldn't help mews'ing upon whether this is a whole family of kitties lounging about in a dense forest of flowering vines or multiple moments in the life of just one contented...

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I Love My Asshole Kids Socks

$10.99

The first step is admitting there is a problem. Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as the voice she uses to banish you to your room with no supper. If you're wondering what's going on behind...

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Rare Pickle Rick Gummy Candy

$6.99

I'M A PICKLE! I'm pickle Riiiiiick! Rick's in quite the pickle! Our Pickle Rick Gummy Candy has confirmed that Rick has gone and Boom! Big Reveal! turned himself into a gummy version of his Pickle Rick self! Disturbingly accurate Pickle...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit...

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Beer Patriot Gym Socks

$11.99 $5.00

Our Beer Patriot Gym Socks are here to show your undying support for the land of the free, and the home of the most craft breweries in the world! These classically designed red, white, and blue socks feature the world BEER prominently at the top of the...

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Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks

$10.99

If there were ever a pair of @ss kicking socks to exist... these are them! Next time you have an important day, throw on our Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem Socks to give you the confidence to seize the day, and let em know who's boss!   Like an...

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Cheeseburger Cooler Bag

$24.99

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and a 12 pack of beer What are you going to carry in your Cheeseburger Cooler Bag? Soda, beer, cider, Capri-suns? Have it your way! We won't judge! Just be sure to save us one. EVA-lined...

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Enchanted Unicorn Notepads

$7.99

Unicorn Quest! Sure, you may be filled with dark, angry thoughts at times, but you can write those somewhere else!  Take a vacation from negativity with our Enchanted Unicorn Notebooks!  They're the perfect place to capture those sunny...

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Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks

$12.99

If you know someone deserving of our Motherf*cking Sweet Guy Men's Socks, count yourself mother f*cking lucky! So often it's the tough guys who end up being the real softies. Likewise, these socks at first glance have a hard exterior, but surprisingly...

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Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right peachy! Our Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers are tiny parasites...

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Rollin' In It Coin Purse

$3.99

You Dirty Dog!Our durably awesome Rollin In It Coin Purse is an artists dream come true.  Its like a Jackson Pollock painting fell in love with the Sex Pistols and they had a puppy!  What a cute doggy! Did we mention that its woven from 95%...

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Totally Fetching Collie Dog Snow Mask

$29.99

Attention all dog lovers! Our totally fetching Collie Ski Mask with Ears is just the winter accessory you need! You can hit the trail in quirky style with this adorable balaclava, while you enthusiastically run laps around the competition! Now we don't...

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What Would A Mermaid Do? Decision Pen

$7.49

Looking for a Seal of Approval?We predict that our Mermazing What Would A Mermaid Do? Decision Pen will be the next best thing to having Ariel as a BFF! Feel like you're stuck between a rock lobster and a hard place? Can't seem to make up your mind what...

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You're Beautiful Don't Change Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our delightful You're Beautiful Don't Change Oven Mitt is great for serving up tasty dishes and good vibes! You're beautiful just like the afternoon sky, a branch of flowers, or a friendly little bird. Actually, no. I take that back. Those things are...

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Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

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Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

Gorillas in the mist With our Ginormous Ape Yard Sprinkler you'll be the chimp-ion of the next neighborhood BBQ or get-together! We're not monkeying around! Okay, actually yes, yes we are. Gibbon the chance, you would too. Measures over 7 feet tall!...

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GRL PWR Eraser Set

$3.99

Girl Power! Make mistakes a thing of the past with our empowering GRL PWR Eraser Set. Use them for work or for art, rubbing out misspelled words or to add highlights to your drawings. Set of 4 erasers - never be without one when you need one 4 different...

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Hormonal And Lovin' It Gum

$1.99

Do you ever start your period and think... "Well, that explains a lot!"?  Then this gum is for you! Our ultra cheeky Hormonal And Loving It Gum is a fun (and safe) way to poke fun at the roller coaster of mood swings that women are blessed with!...

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I Heard You and I Don't Care Socks

$10.99

Kick back with our gloriously blunt I Heard You And I Don't Care Socks and enjoy the inner peace that comes with not caving to the pressure of peers, or opinions of salty onlookers. Because some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of...

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I Kissed A Republican / Democrat Gum

$1.99

Partisan Political Puking Gum Did you kiss a donkey last night or perhaps your lips locked with an elephant?  With our I Kissed A Republican or I Kissed A Democrat Gum, you can always be prepared for any accidental smooches that may happen due to...

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I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

$10.99

Consider This A Warning Socks Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Women's Crew Socks will allow you to manure through and flourish in any prickly situation. The cool thing...

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I'm Complicated Thank You Socks

$10.99

Funny Straight Forward SocksOur I'm Complicated Thank You Socks are dangerously beautiful and hint at the mysterious complexity stirring underneath your calm (and painfully stylish) exterior. Have you been labeled as complicated? Hey, just because they...

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