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Gift Guide

It's our 2020 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2020 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

Trump #45 Keychain + Door Hanger for 2020

$14.99

Does Trump already have the keys for 2020? President Trump will win 2020 in a landslide! Get a commemorative piece of history with our Trump's 2020 Keys to The White House Key Chain. Handmade in the USA! 3 layers of durable acrylic, with laser...

Deluxe Finger Monster Set

$4.99

Boxed Set of Scary Do you know the secret of shopping at Perpetual Kid?  One of these super silly sneaky monsters ships out with each order of $10+!  That way they can keep an eye (or four) on your goodies during their trip!  Don't worry,...

I Go All The Way Dish Towel

$10.99

The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member of the Clean Plate of the Month Club since 1985. A...

Rubber Chicken Mints

$3.99

  Halitosis humor! Our Rubber Chicken Mints is hilarious, but the mints don’t taste funny, they’re mint-flavored. You’re guaranteed a giggle when you offer one to someone! Cute, but cute tin of mints Get a laugh and...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Magnetic Personality Puppet

$7.99

Fight for what's fair! Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wears her favorite jabot to preside over your finger! She's approximately 4" tall (almost life-size!) but don’t let her diminutive size fool you. Justice Ginsburg will always remind you to fight...

Wally Narwhal Sprinkler

$29.99

Coz they are so awesome Get ready because our Wally Narwhal Sprinkler will soon be causing a commotion! Fresh out of the ocean, goggles and all, this underwater unicorn is ready to get your party started! Inflatable narwhal sprinkler Measures...

Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

$1.99

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-Workers The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately you get stuck working alongside people you might not otherwise frequent in the free world! To make your...

Meh Bandages

$5.99

Meh, it's no biggie. Our Meh Bandages are for when they situation is just meh.  Not too bad that you need to cry... but you do anyway for some sy-MEh-pathy.   These Meh Bandages aren’t what you want for serious injuries. When the...

Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks

$10.99

Chances are... you know the perfect recipient of our Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks! Because you're either the Queen or you're a member of the court. You decide. So whether you bestow this gift upon yourself, or present it to your favorite devilish vixen,...

Weed Money Coin Purse

$4.99

Our adorably giggly Weed Money Coin Purse is highly sought after throughout the kawaii loving stoner community.   Let's be blunt.   It might not be big enough for your stash but... it's a start!   For sure, it can easily hold some coinage...

World's Smallest GI Joe vs Cobra Micro Action Figure

$6.99

Knowing is half the battle! Straight from the 80's, our tiny GI Joe vs Cobra Micro Action Figures battle it out against the terror nemesis Cobra Organization. These pop culture icons are now in the world's smallest size ever measures at 1.25 inches tall...

Bravery Bandages

$5.49

Our hilarious, yet distinguished, Bravery Bandages celebrate the nearly forgotten art of resiliency! Everyone recognizes bravery when it’s risking your life to save someone or facing impossible odds, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale...

Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Crew Socks

$10.99

Ah, yes! Getting down to business. Our Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Crew Socks may be the right fit for you too if your ideal night includes: Over-sized coffee mug ✓ Laptop ✓ Cat ✓ Fresh bowl of popcorn ✓ No people ✓ And if...

I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs

$4.99

What noise does a waterfall make? Shhhhhhhh. Our cheeky I'm Offline - Shhh! Earplugs are the perfect gift for someone who really needs a break form all of the chitter-chatter before they themselves break. A step-up from keeping your earbuds in...

Sunday Football Nothing Else Matters Men's Socks

$12.99

Men And Their Football Rituals Socks Sunday Funday?  So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking about a game that's on hold until the end of the football season... and nothing else matters. Might as...

XL Frog Pool Float Lounger

$39.99

Hey, is that Snoop Froggy Frogg? The relaxing Frog Pool Lounger is the most ribbeting way to soak up the summer sun. Grab a drink, stretch out and get to your hoppy place with this 5-foot long inflatable...regardless if it’s a pool, lake or swamp...

Ate A Vegetable Award Ribbon

$4.99

Vegetables told me they don't like you either. Our snarky Ate A Vegetable Award Ribbon is an award for all those finicky eaters that won't touch vegetables. If it's green it better not be on their plate! Our tip: add salt and butter. This major award...

Giant Snow Loving Panda Winter Snow Mask

$29.99 $26.39

Panda-monium! When the snow starts a falling, it's time to cause utter panda-monium on the slopes with our positively preposterous Giant Panda Ski Mask with Ears! You're not being bamboo-zled! Now you can hit the trail in quirky style with this...

Rubber Chicken Men's Socks

$9.99

Socks For The Comedian In Your Life Your feet will immediately begin to feel funny wearing our Rubber Chicken Socks!  Socks are the ultimate way to add your wacky personality to your wardrobe, so why not use the world's most random punchline to...

You're Neat Greeting Card

$4.99

You're Neat! Let your significant other, friend or family member know how neat they really are with our kawaii-style You're Neat Whiskey Greeting Card. Give me whiskey neat, my tea really sweet and a dusty pickup seat. • Card size is 4.25 x 5.5...

Cream-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

They're the cream of the crop! A dream-cicle come true, our Cream-Pop Lollipops are designed to look like classic ice-cream pops! They come on a thick wooden pop-sicle stick in six different exciting color and flavor combinations! Strawberry/Vanilla...

Emergency Goat Sound Machine

$10.99

It’s a goat emergency! This Emergency Goat Sound Machine lets you have the power of goats when you need it! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also one of our favorite animals! We all dream of owning...

It's Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home Gum

$1.99

Makes sense to us! Our thought provoking, It's Not Really Drinking Alone If The Cat Is Home Gum really gave us something to chew on! Meow, we've always really admired one's ability to argue a point. Those crazy cat ladies are really onto something! This...

Just Beachy! Glitter After Sun Lotion

$15.99

Born to sparkle in the USA! Be sure to restore and protect your skin with Just Beachy! Glitter After Sun Lotion. It's so soothing, cooling and glittering... we just can't get enough! The aloe gel will rehydrate your skin while you ease any sunburn pain...

Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set

$12.99

Space... The final frontier. Introducing our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set! Fans and collectors of the hit sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation with Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise, will love this one-of-a-kind,...

Thank You! Rainbow Glitter Card

$5.99

Start chasing rainbows! Our Thank You Rainbow Glitter Card does a great job of letting someone know how thankful you are! Adorned a three-dimensional glittery goodness of a smiling rainbow with open arms! The cherry on top is the amazing matching...

World's Smallest Magic 8 Ball Tie Dye Limited Edition

$7.99

Should I wear orange today? Discover your future on the fly with World's Smallest Tie Dye Magic 8 Ball. It fits right in your pocket but works just like the original you know and love with answers that are just a little bit vague, but scaled down to...

Lucky Kitten Eraser

$2.99

You might already be lucky and never make any mistakes but our Lucky Kitten Eraser is for the rest of us that want cute a eraser that can eradicate bad spellings or over-drawn pictures. These adorable cat erasers are great for scrubbing away an error...

Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Socks For The Alpha Females In Your Live Whether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how...

Tiny Skeeball Boardwalk Arcade

$22.99 $17.49

You have to be the best to beat the best! Play classic Skee-Ball electronically with our Tiny Skee-ball Boardwalk Arcade! “Roll” the electronic ball across the runway screen and land it in the bulls-eye rings. Collect as many points as...

Cats in the Box Memo Tabbies

$4.99

So predictable for cats! Our Cats in the Box Memo Tabbies are ready to leave their mark on all your important papers. These tabby cats are great for school, work and leisure with adorable faces and sticky backs to mark your place or remind you of...

Galaga Tiny Arcade

$22.99

It’s the return of the alien invasion! Our pop culture phenom, Galaga Tiny Arcade, is the sequel to Galaxian Tiny Arcade (just as Galaga was the 1981 sequel to 1979's Galaxian) and is coming to a home near you with. Hurry! You must board the...

I Don't Believe In Humans Unicorn Tote

$22.99 $20.23

It goes both ways! Just a friendly PSA... if you don't believe in unicorns they won't believe in you! And our fierce unicorn pal featured on the front of our I Don't Believe In Humans Unicorn Shopper is just looking for a reason to believe in you again.....

I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

$12.99

The mother of all oven mitts Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you kiddos do, while allowing you to hold hot items! Neato!  Even the most innocent, put-together, June...

Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

$1.99

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For...

Pretty Pastel Stars + Stripes Face Mask

$9.99

Stay salty but not too nauti! Our Pretty Pastel Stars + Stripes Face Mask is an unbelievably cute mask to wear out. The muted pastels with the stars and stripes give it a weathered nautical theme that looks great with shorts or jeans! The triple...

Self Help Book Flask

$19.99

Improving yourself one sip at a time! Have you already tried a dozen self help books? Did your healing crystals fail this time?  Stash your favorite nip in our Self Help Book for whenever you might need some guidance. Fill the flask with your...

Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Russion Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a...

You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse

$4.99

Hey girl, just a little something to tell you that we...really like...you.  Just.  The way.  You are. Our perfectly patterned, You're Beautiful, Don't Change Coin Purse is made from an impressive 95% post-consumer material!  Used...

Have A Meowgical Birthday Glitter Card

$5.99

Trifecta kitty creature! Our Have A Meowgical Birthday Greeting Glitter Card is purrrr magic! Nothing tops a cat unicorn rainbow trifecta! Nothing! Adorned with colorful glitter and a three-dimensional purr-fect magical kitty! The high quality matching...

John Lennon's Imagine Crank Music Box

$8.99

Crank up that song! You may say I'm a dreamer, but we know that our delightfully peaceful Imagine Crank Music Box is a gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! This music box is tiny in size, but the sound...

Math Made Me Late Watch

$14.99

We're nerds too! This clever timepiece is just another drop in the bucket of excuses to throw down for running your standard 31.4159265 mins late.   Whether it's a quarter past I left my purse at home, or 20 till my kid just pooped his pants, our...

Collapsible Dog Bowl

$9.99

 For pugs sake, this is adorable! A clever collapsible dog bowel! Our Howligans Collapsible Dog Bowl is a cute and  portable bowl for any adventure with your four-legged friend. It holds 12 ounces / 1.5 cups when fully expanded Collapses for...

Finger Yoga Mini Kit

$9.99

Bend, Stretch, Relax. Yoga-t to try it for yourself! Bliss is just within (your fingers') reach when you practice with our Finger Yoga Mini Kit! Step your tired fingers into a pair of teeny yoga pants, roll out your desktop mat, and give those tired...

Have A Ball Kitten Pop-up Birthday Card

$5.99

Paws-ibly the best card ever! Seriously. No kitten! It's official. Our adorable Have A Ball Kitten Pop-up Birthday Card has been voted The Bestest Card of the Year by the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee!  Send your fellow cat lovers warm fuzzies and an...

Kitten Bandages

$5.99

Got another scratch?   You've gotta be kitten me!    Cover up cuts, scratches, and scrapes with our adorably irresistible Kitten Bandages!  Now you can avoid cat scratch fever with a little help from a furr-iendly little feline...

Lobster Candy

$5.99

No lobster bib required! Growing up in New England, lobster dinners were pretty common for us kids  Did we think the bib was embarrassing... nope. Now? Ah heck yeah! So now I can feed the butter hungry monster living inside, while teasing it with...

Narcissist Soap

$5.99

This soap is all about you... You have to have this Narcissist Soap because it is all about you. You are the cleanest person ever. Nobody is cleaner than you are. This is the soap for the person who is just the best. Helps you clean all the germs, other...

Pick Up Truck Men's Socks

$12.99

Behold, our Pick Up Truck Men's Socks. And may you find a guy that looks at you, the way he looks at his truck. These stylish foot sweat catchers read 'Till Death To Us Part on the toes... A weirdly bro-mantic gift, and possibly the best pick-up attempt...

Stress Manatee

$7.99

Squishy sea cow = Cheaper than therapy! Under the careful guidance of our professionally trained Stress Manatee, learn how to relax, and go with the flow. Man, have those manatees have got it made. Constantly floating in warm water, not having to care...

The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt

$12.99

Baked with love weed You know who our The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt is perfect for... yep, grandma. With prescription prices criminally high, do you really think she's not baking in a little something something?! Make edibles or get out of...

Humans Are My Side B*tch Cat Dish Towel

$10.99

If cats could talk our Humans Are My Side Bitch Cat Dish Towel would sum up their felines purrfectly. No, it doesn't read "rub my belly, leave me alone" but the message is the same! "Humans are my side bitch, solitude is my main bitch." But hey, that's...

I Want A Burrito Dish Towel

$10.99

Burrito heaven I want a burrito to tuck me in gently into its warm beans and "Rest here my child be at peace now."  When it comes to dream burritos, guacamole is never extra.  Do you have a breakfast burrito, followed by lunch at Taco...

T-Rex Dinosaur Necklace

$12.99

RAWR!  I'm a dinosaur necklace! Our dino-mite T-Rex Dinosaur Necklace is the perfect accessory for when you're feeling fierce and unstoppable! An awesome gift for the budding paleontologist or Jurassic Park fan!  Show them that you really...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for wearing our amazingly accurate This Meeting Is Bullshit...

CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis

$24.99

CBD edibles have arrived! Good luck trying to wipe that smile off your face! Too peopley outside? No problem! Reach for your jar of CBD Sour Gummy Smiling Emojis and your social anxiety will run for the hills, instead of you! These smiley face...

Flash + Fly Helicopter

$2.99

A great toys for kids and husbands! Because there is nothing more entertaining than shooting flashing things into the air and watching them come back down. Seriously. What could be better? Turn on our Fly and Flash Helicopter and sling shot it into the...

Hangry Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt.  That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for you!...

I'm Not Bossy, I'm The Boss Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our infectiously cheerful I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Oven Mitt is well... totally boss!  It's a totally cheeky way to express your admiration for the person in charge...  What we love about the way you Boss is that you Boss without...

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