Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the perfect gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Lunch Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

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Milo Corgi Diffuser

$54.99

Hey Corgeous! Amp up your relaxation with our super cute Milo Corgi Diffuser! Just add your own favorite essential oils and enjoy! His cheerful personality is refreshing for your skin and hair! This little pup can humidify a room for a good six to eight...

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People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel

$10.99

Our totally fetching People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel puts your true feelings on display without ever having to mutt'er a word.  You much pawfer the company of dogs over... ugh. People. The ruff reality is that you happily greet any dog that...

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Rainy Dayz Gel Crayons

$16.99

Vibrant and Bold Gloomy rainy day got you down?  Instead of waiting around for a rainbow to appear, color your way to a sunny day! Our amazing Rainy Dayz Gel Crayons will brighten up any day!  With their vibrant, bold colors and powerful...

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Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit

$6.99 $3.00

Allow us to introduce to our Rockin' Discoveries! Space Rocks Kit, along with Pierce and Gemma. They're a couple of friends that love to explore and discover awesome space rocks, like the ones included in this set, and they're super excited to teach you...

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Sup Nerd? Socks

$10.99

These Socks Are Nerdalicious Oh, to be young and to sit at the base of a mature maple tree, reading your favorite Squirrel story for the 14th time. Not a care in the world, except for finding the perfect socks to compliment your experience. If you spent...

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This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

$12.99

You know that meal was f*cking delicious, so why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of saccharine sweet and hilariously profane. Everyone loves baked mac and cheese. Now have some fun taking...

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Up Yours Socks

$10.99

Up Yours Just Seems Nicer With Rainbows SocksFor those days when you reluctantly have to play nice... you can tuck away your true feelings into your favorite kicks with our delightfully outspoken Up Yours Women's Crew Socks. Or if you're feeling bold...

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Bigfoot Bandages

$5.99

Extra Big For The Extra Hairy! Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot.   So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his foot, Mrs. Bigfoot likes to use our awesome extra large Bigfoot Bandages. To cover all your...

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Hillary's Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap

Has your morning glow been missing lately? Radioactivate your day in the most environmentally friendly, organic way! When you use our Hillary's favorite Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The Dark Soap, you will be in your element every day. Be careful...

I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum

$1.99

Decorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is perfect for those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you (and you've also just consumed a lot of garlic.) For those days...

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Licking Dog Keychain

$2.49

Vomit? ✓ Anything that drops to the floor during dinner? ✓ Smelly feet? ✓ Cat poop? ✓✓✓ Our blissfully nondiscriminatory Licking Dog Keychain will provide hours of entertainment while you encourage him to lick everything in sight. A silly gift for your...

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Some People Just Need A High Five Gum

$1.99

We think you know those kinds of people. You know them well... Maybe TOO well. Sorry about that, by the way. You deserve more.   Our "Some People Just Need A High Five. In the Face. With a Chair" Gum will help you easily relay your empathy and...

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Sticky Sweet Sloth Memo Tabs Note Set

$5.99

Slow... you got stuff to do, huh? Our Sticky Sweet Sloth Memo Tabs Set aren't slow like sloths, for you can quickly mark a page or leave a note reminder before a real sloth would even get moving! Throw out boring yellow sticky notes and use these...

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This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric design - which btw perfectly matches our This Meeting is...

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You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt

$12.99

Go on and take it. Our aggressively coy You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt will strike a chord with all of the food pushers out there. We're looking at you Grandma! Sorry, did that sound like a threat? What I meant was that you'd be reallllllly sorry if...

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Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Socks

$10.99

Cooking up a storm? Toss on our Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Socks! They'll be happy to deliver your message without having to take your eyes off the saucepan. They're the perfect pair to wear when you're looking to stir up a little bit of trouble. Hey...

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Killin' It Men's Socks

$12.99

Anything You Can Do, I Can Probably Do Better SocksMuch like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's right, go on with your bad self! You've totally got this!...

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Nervous Poo Bobblehead

$6.99

Our turd'ally lovable Nervous Poo Bobblehead will help you keep your sh*t together when the butterflies launch an attack inside your belly.  Have you ever felt nervous as shit? Ever felt the urge to have a nervous poo? Relax, this little...

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Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Necklace

$11.99 $5.00

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's our Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Necklace! This glimmering symbol of the Golden Age of Comedy is also a terrific way to display your love of a rather embarrassingly shaped fruit and to let the world know you're one...

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Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote

$11.99

A spoonful of sugar and our Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote will help the most daunting of errands go down so much easier! With this wondrous Mary Poppins bag of your very own, there's room for a bouquet of items... groceries, gym clothes, toys, musical...

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Read More Books Gym Socks

$11.99 $5.00

Our adorkable Read More Books Gym Socks are ready to walk your happy a-- to the library, bookstore, and more! As the beloved Dr. Seuss once said.. "The more books that you read, the more things that you'll know. The more you learn, the more places you'll...

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You're Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Inspire confidence and encourage laughter with our You're Doing Fucking Great! Woven Dish Towel! Don't settle for a basic dish rag. Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So, go on and add some kick ass personality to your favorite room in the...

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You're So Foxy Mug

$11.99

What did the Fox say? - Ummmmmm... coffee, please! Oh, for fox sake! If our adorable So Foxy Coffee Mug isn't the most perfect way to cleverly scheme your attack on your day, we don't know what is! Enjoy your morning coffee or tea with this sly fox face...

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Zombie Bandages

$5.99 $3.00

It's the end of days.. for lifeless beige Blandaids Our Gama-Go Zombie Bandages will bring about the end of days... of lifeless beige Blandaids ruling the land. It may feel like the end of the world when you suffer a papercut, but now you can turn the...

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Adult In Training Socks

$10.99

Big Kid SocksOur cheeky Women's Adult In Training Socks are an essential accessory for those ladies out there that endure the daily struggle of doing grown up things. So when it's time to buckle down your Mary Janes, and tackle your looming...

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Bosom Buddies Drink Markers

$10.99

Not to be confused with Buffy and Hildegarde (from one of the best sitcoms of the 80's) these Bosom Buddies aren't a drag, and they're only looking to occupy your drink not your low rent apartment! Don'’t let the ladies have all the fun with their drink...

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Corgi & Pug Beverage Boats

$9.99

Welcome to the Pug and Corgi show! No reason to put the party on paws when our Corgi & Pug Beverage Boats are doggy paddling right beside you! When you've been working like a dog all week, and are literally at the end of your leash, having to get...

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Do I Look Like A Team Player Men's Socks

$12.99

There Isn't An "I" In This Team Chances are, if they can read your hilarious Do I Look Like A Team Player? Men's Crew Socks, as your crossed ankles are exposed while your feet are propped up on your desk, you're offering them up a firm but obvious......

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F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now Socks We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This...

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Flashing Christmas Tree Hat Headband

$5.99

Place your presents around the tree! Take a tree with you for Christmas! Adorable tree hat lights up with three flash modes in red, green and blue lights. The felt base tree is decorated with skirt netting, retro-shaped bulbs, beaded garland, and other...

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Giant Music Snob Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Giant Music Snob Men's Socks seem to scream "If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE." We love music! We love listening to music, we love talking about music, we love experiencing live music, and while we...

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Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks

$12.99

Listen up!  If you're in the mindset of 'Craft, Not Crap', then you'll love our ultra crafty Hark! To the Microbrewery At Once! Men's Socks! Run, don't walk!  Chariot, don't rickshaw(!) to your favorite independent brew house.  But maybe...

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I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Stop the car! I'm getting out... a piece of gum to cut this tension with some much needed laughter. Fragile...

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Unicorn Measuring Cups

$12.99 $5.00

Secret Magical Ingredient Sprinkle some magic into your baking with our super cute Elodie Unicorn Measuring Cups. Not only are they fun, but they're super functional in the kitchen. Let our super cute and functional Elodie Unicorn Measuring Cups sprinkle...

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Unicorn Tea Infuser

$16.99

Infuse your day with positivi-tea with our Unicorn Tea Infuser! This majestic rainbow maned beauty will magically turn hot water into a cup of tea! Just add tea leaves to this Unicorn Tea Infuser, and let this mythical one-horned creature turn...

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Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that to-do list in the couch and let your intentions be known...

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Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$12.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this hilariously somber offering, something tells us that they...

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Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Take control-er of the situation. Our Fuck Off, I'm Gaming Men's Crew Socks celebrate the time and place you've allotted yourself for copious amounts of gaming. My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I...

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Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel

$10.99

Our deliciously distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the cook ordered! We don't need your half-baked ideas. Your pinch of advice, or dash of criticism. Mind your own plate and get out of our site before you become the main...

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Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

$1.99

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The CircleOur Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift giving into something truly amazing.  A perfect cheap and useful gift for someone you love or love to...

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I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum

$1.99

Uh, oh! They've found us out! Our I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum is dropping truth bombs by way of delicious chicklet-sized mint gum! A fun item to have for those moments when you don't have time for humility. If they didn't get the message at...

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I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum

$1.99

Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum.  Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude of everyone's favorite slow roller. Word on the street is that you're looking to score some peppermint...

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Smell You Later Gym Socks

$11.99 $5.00

Our delightfully immature Smell You Later Gym Socks are bringing 90's slang back, in the least funkiest of ways. And my funk, we mean stinky, like how these socks are going to be at the end of a long day of play. Why smell you later? Because, see you...

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3D Coloring Book & Markers

$5.99

Put down those boring 2D coloring books, and expand your mind and creativity with our addictive 3D Coloring Book!   Your coloring skills have progressed greatly since your first doodlings as a toddler.. but now it's time to take your coloring to the...

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Frosty Ice Beer Mug Mold

$14.99

Our Frosty Ice Beer Mug Mold, is hands down, the coolest way to chillout! It's just what you need when all you want to do is relax with some friends and an ice cold beeri!  Simply fill the mold with water and freeze to create a giant ice cube that...

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Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Who? Who? Who? Seriously though, WHO is responsible for our Who Let The Logs Out Lavatory Mist? Baha Men, we're looking at you. Scented with citrus and mint, and a hint of green moss, you can almost forget that it's sole purpose in life is to shield your...

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Hi. I Don't Care. Thanks. Socks

$10.99

Really Couldn't Care Less Socks To be honest, our effortlessly cheerful and relentlessly candid Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks Socks simply don't give a damn if like them or not.  But you will. One could say that socks are just like women. They...

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Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

$11.99

Wine and Dine There is truth in wine and our Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is telling it like it is! Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. And fun loving gift for your tipsy cook!  Screen-printed in rich colors, Grape...

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Always Be A Unicorn Socks

$10.99

Introducing our Always Be A Unicorn Socks! Also know as Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always Be A Unicorn Socks! We're not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but we're also not going to say...

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Bring Your Wine To Work Day Socks

$10.99

Sock For So-So Sober Ladies Wave your freak flag up high and down low with our totally weird Bring Your Wine to Work Day Socks (and roller skates) you'll never be to slow! Unless of course you crash into the vending machine on the way back from the...

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Cat Butt Gum

$1.99

Cute As A Butt-on GumIf you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share. Meow! What are you...

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