Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the perfect gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Nacho Cheese Candle

$11.99

An awesomely cheesy gift Though it's cheesey, we think our Nacho Cheese Candle is pretty grate! Whether you like being reminded of baseball games, country fairs, late night Taco Bell runs, or movie theater concessions, the Nacho Cheese Candle stings...

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Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks

$10.99

Chances are... you know the perfect recipient of our Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks! Because you're either the Queen or you're a member of the court. You decide. So whether you bestow this gift upon yourself, or present it to your favorite devilish...

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Scribble Sports Pool Desktop Game

$4.99 $2.99

Our ball-breaking Scribble Sports Pool Desktop Game is off-the-rails fun for casual pool players and pool sharks alike! This set includes stationery essentials for the avid billiard sports fan: 2 pool cue pencils 6 solid ball erasers 1 cue ball...

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Sloth Eraser Set

$3.99 $2.99

Slow down. Make less mistakes. We have a feeling our adorable Sloth Eraser Set are going to last you a long long last a long time! Why? Maybe it's because they're so cute, you can't bring yourself to use them and keep them in glancing distance on...

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Spicy Chili Pepper Lollipop

$4.99

Are you a sucker for spicy food?  Lovers of spicy food will just eat up our handmade Spicy Chili Pepper Lollipops! Each one of these chili-pepper-shaped hard candy pops is infused with real chili pepper bits, and pack a heat that can't be...

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Unicorn Solar Dancer

$3.99 $2.99

Our upbeat Unicorn Solar Dancer is the touch of whimsy you need in your life! Such as yourself, it needs sun to function. Once this mythical creature is super charged from the sun it can jam out to your favorite tunes with a gentle amount of headbanging...

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Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop

$4.99

Unicorns - their poop don't stink Don't go poo poo-ing the idea of our gifting our Unicorn Sparkle Poop Lollipop! Unicorn poop lovers will enjoy eating this poo emoji shaped gourmet candy! Pink & blue swirl Fruit punch flavored hard...

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You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks

$10.99

Our beautifully blunt You're Killin' My Vibe Crew Socks says what your facial expression is hoping to convey. So you think you can just squash our day like that? Well, how about we just squash you with these gorgeous socks. You'll be pushing up daisies...

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Bacon Scented Candle

$11.99

Oh, hello bacon!   Welcome to my living room and my bedroom and my bathroom and my hallway!   I'm so glad you could escape the confinement of the kitchen and delight the rest of my house with your savory, gratifying smell!     Our...

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Box Of Break Your Own Geodes

$12.99

Find The Hidden Crystals! Looking for a rockin' good time?  Don't take a moment for granite, our Break Your Own Geodes is sure to liven up the rainiest of days and the most humdrum of afternoons. A gem of a gift or a cool as schist party...

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I Want To Go On Eternity Leave Gum

$1.99

Candy For Times When You Need A Neverending VacationThere are palm trees, beach umbrellas, perfectly-sweetened margaritas and no hangovers... I'm never coming back.  Please hold my calls.  Forever. That settles it, we're sold on our I Want To...

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Santa's Drinking Mitten

$14.99

"Ho, Ho, Ho-ld my beer!" Did anyone ever ask Santa what's on his list? It's our Santa's Drinking Mitten of course! A cold beer is never out of season! Slip on this festive mitten to keep your hand warm while you enjoy a yuletide brewski. It’s...

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Snack + Stack Utensils

$16.99

Play With Your Food! Snack & Stack is sized for kids and grown-ups alike! The silicone handles of these mid-size utensils lock together securely for easy storage and packing, not to mention endless amusement! Perfect for lunch boxes, picnics, your...

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Somewhere Over The Rainbow Crank Music Box

$7.49

The dreams that you dare to dream are gently brought to light with our Somewhere Over The Rainbow Music Crank Box.  It's a sentimental gift that will truly resonate with the receiver... and the surface that it's placed on! While this music box is...

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Totally 80's Bracelet Pen

$2.99 $2.49

Now you may not have needed it to scribble notes that you discretely passed to your friend in between classes or to write down the name of the song you just heard on the radio... but our Totally 80's Bangle Bracelet is sure to come in handy in this...

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Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that to-do list in the couch and let your intentions be known...

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You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

$1.99

For that Dick in your life (and we ain't talkin Richard).   Our vintage styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun an unexpected gift you can slip to any prick you may happen upon during your day.   Can't think of anyone deserving of such an...

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Ask Me! And I'll Ask The Internet Mug

$9.99

Our propositioning Ask Me! Mug is great for fielding those questions, that no one really knows off the top of their head, because the other side of the mug says And I’ll Ask The Internet. Seriously, why would I know how many days till Christmas...

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High Five Notepad

$4.99 $2.99

Ever wish you could tell someone how you feel, but the words don't come?  Everyone wants to be acknowledged.  Unfortunately, the most enthusiastic form of congratulations, the high five, is all too fleeting.  Now, with our High Five Nifty...

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Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring

$7.99

Our Inflatable Flamingo Snack Serving Ring is ready to serve up the fun at your next party, so you can focus on being single and ready to mingle! Birds of a feather flock together, and what will everyone remember about the party you hosted? The food!...

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Instant Rhythm Gum

$1.99

Give Dad A Piece Of This Gum Next Time He's Driving And Playing Steering Wheel Drums To The Radio Do you know someone that can't dance? Our Instant Rhythm Gum for Awkward dancers works in a snap! Directions for Use: At the first sound of music,...

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Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs

$4.99 $2.99

Our Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs are the cutest way to mark your territory! (Without there being pee involved. That just wrecks pages, dontcha know!) These bandana-clad pups are sporting their best puppy attire in hopes you'll take them all home with you!...

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Schwetty Balls Golf Balls

$4.99 $2.99

Any golfer knows they play better with Schwetty Balls! Seriously, it's worth getting a box just so a golfer can say, "I'm playing with Schwetty Balls!" Surprisingly, these golf balls perform very well and many customers use them on a regular basis. Each...

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Shakespearean Insult Bandages

$5.99

Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury! Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!   These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies...

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Six Color Pen

$3.99 $2.99

Bring back the days when you were lucky enough to have a multi-color pen!  You were the envy of the class and probably your teacher!  Now you can do it again with our Six Color Pen!  Give them to your kids so they can relive the same...

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Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum

$1.99

Great Pick Me Up Candy For Go GettersYou are awesome!  But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you??  If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum supply! Our adorkable Who's Awesome? You're Awesome!...

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Bathroom Guest Book

$14.99

A trip to remember! We want you to make the best of every moment in your life and that means making even a trip to the bathroom into a memorable event!  With our Bathroom Guest Book you'll have a timeless keepsake of the thoughts and memories of...

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Cat Monk Air Freshener

$3.99 $2.99

Cat-astropic commute? Cat Monk says... Stay in the here and meow. An expert in the Meow Te Ching, our Cat Monk Air Freshener wants to serve as a constant reminder that you should be present and connected. While some monks shave their heads to show their...

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Fantasy Subway Shoulder Bag

$13.49

For The Most Fantastic Of Shopping AdventuresHave you lost your way looking for the perfect bag?  Let our fun and colorful Fantasy Subway Shoulder Tote show you the way!     This stylish bag is also helpful navigating your way to...

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Full Of Wonder Pencil Case

$5.99

Our colorful Full Of Wonder Pencil Case is a throwback to when you were young and would carry around all of your favorite possessions around in a shiny red wagon. This adorable zippered pouch, features a classic red wagon filled with the sun, moon,...

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Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel

$10.99

Our deliciously distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the cook ordered! We don't need your half-baked ideas. Your pinch of advice, or dash of criticism. Mind your own plate and get out of our site before you become the main...

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Giant Penny Candy Pool Float

$19.99 $11.99

Our mouthwatering Giant Penny Candy Pool Float is a pool float with a “twist”! It looks just like the iconic candy, wrapper and all. Just like summer, we hate when you’re at the end of that piece of candy—that little sliver of...

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GRL PWR Eraser Set

$3.99 $2.99

Girl Power! Make mistakes a thing of the past with our empowering GRL PWR Eraser Set. Use them for work or for art, rubbing out misspelled words or to add highlights to your drawings. Set of 4 erasers - never be without one when you need one 4...

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Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a positively pink octopus with long luscious lashes. But...

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Sup Nerd? Socks

$10.99

These Socks Are Nerdalicious Oh, to be young and to sit at the base of a mature maple tree, reading your favorite Squirrel story for the 14th time. Not a care in the world, except for finding the perfect socks to compliment your experience. If you...

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The Scream Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Shout... shout... Let it all out!  These are the bandages you can't do without. We're willing to bet you Tears for Fears that our terrifyingly awesome The Scream Bandages, are the perfect thing for dealing with scrapes and owies. After all, Edvard...

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3-in-1 Shark Kitchen Tool

$14.99 $8.99

Time to chummy up with our 3-in-1 Shark Kitchen Tool! Our fav killer gadget is fresh to depth! At surface level, he may seem just like your run-of-the-mill man eating great white shark hunting about your kitchen looking for table scraps. But,...

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Extra Shot Coffee Mug

$14.99

Hit Me With Your Best shot!Introducing our Extra Shot Coffee Mug! So called "Hip" flasks are designed to fit on your hip, right?   Or are they supposed to make you LOOK hip when you wear them on your hip, kind of like a fanny pack?   We're...

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Handipanda

$6.99

Tired of your mediocre-looking hand? Why not make it a cute handa bear! Bamboo'zle your friends as our Handi Panda transforms even the roughest, most calloused hand into something that looks adorable sneezing. Shute... Even a world class hand model...

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Human Powered Light Bulb

$3.99 $2.99

Are you looking to burn off some energy and have some geeky science fun?  Then it's time to throw on your favorite pair of socks and start dragging your feet around the nearest carpeted floor like you did when you were a kid! But instead of zapping...

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I Hope Eye Rolling Counts As Cardio Gum

$1.99

Our hilarious I Hope Eye-Rolling Counts as Cardio Gum, is the perfect gift for the well intentioned gym dodger in your life!   Not everyone has time for Prancercising, Sweating to the Oldies, or taking it to the treadmill! Whether you're too...

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Lady Nugget Clip-On Flashlight

$5.99 $3.99

The spotlight is on you, little lady Bling in the new year with our Lady Nugget Flashlight! It's dazzling with brilliance! It's a cute little spontaneous gift for girlfriends - a fun and silly reminder that they're super bright, and glamorous as...

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Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum

$1.99

Everyone Will Whaley Love This CandyWhale, hello there! We noticed our Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum has gotten your attention with it's perpetu-whale grin! Will you take this whale to be your very best friend? Pretty please, with some...

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Magneticats Fridge Magnets

$9.99 $5.99

What's better than being a chick magnet?  A cat magnet, naturally.* Our adorable Magneticats Fridge Magnets are a playful litter of cat magnets, pouncing on the chance to get you organized!  Unlike real furballs, who are looking to knock...

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Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks

$7.99

Twister -The Game That Ties You Up in Knots! Our officially-licensed Mini Twister Game with Finger Socks gives your hands a well-deserved break and some serious fun! Work, work, work. All day long. Thanklessly typing on keyboards, buttoning shirts,...

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Party Photo Prop Headbands

$6.99 $4.99

Our positively silly Party Photo Prop Headbands will keep your hands free to strike the ultimate selfie pose! This party-minded set is packed with a brilliant selection of party headbands. With a set of eight clip-on props you can accurately present...

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Resting Beach Face Vintage Motel Key Ring

$4.49

Our ultra cheeky Resting Beach Face Vintage Motel Key Ring is just the smattering of escapism you need in your day. You're allowed to have a B-side, so treat yourself and take it seaside.  At Resting Beach Face Resort and Spa, you can disconnect...

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Sailor Infant Bodysuit

$12.99 $7.99

We're so shore you'll love our Sailor Infant Bodysuit, we're willing to bet our entire booty on it! Oh bouy, new parents out there - you're about to set sail on the adventure of a life time! Soon you'll find that your little one is the captain of your...

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Trump Impeachmints

$2.99

Without any evidence, this is the best the left can do! Our totally offensive Trump Impeachmints are for bad hombres with bad breath, and worse vocabulary. Do you bad-mouth people? Drop one of these peach flavored mints on your tongue and you'll make...

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Unicorn Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Our wondrous Gama-Go Unicorn Bandages will astound you as they heal cuts and scrapes with the power of magic!   Searching high and low across mountains, forests, and ravines for the elusive unicorn?  Next time you trip into a bush, or walk...

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Beer Tree Bottle Cap Drinking Game

$23.99 $14.99

Our Beer Tree Bottle Cap Party Game is a tree that grows with every beer! So, just how long does it need to flower? That depends on you and your party guests! At parties or cozy evenings, the tree grows by the hour. In Germany it's called...

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Cat Butt Gum

$1.99

Cute As A Butt-on GumIf you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass" attitude per box. Get a second box because you've got a lot of attitude to share. Meow! What are you...

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Cream-Pop Lollipops

$3.99

They're the cream of the crop! A dream-cicle come true, our Cream-Pop Lollipops are designed to look like classic ice-cream pops! They come on a thick wooden pop-sicle stick in six different exciting color and flavor combinations! Strawberry/Vanilla...

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Fart Scented Candle

$11.99

Fire in the hole!   Our Fart Candle falls into the SBD (Silent But Deadly) category of farts.   That sickening sweet and sour, completely nauseating smell of sulfur and methane gas from our Fart Scented Candle will make you reminisce of that...

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Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet

$6.99

A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn.  Look at your boring old hand!  It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!...

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Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler

$15.99 $9.99

If you're fixing to find the perfect gift, our Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler is more than qualified for the job! Nothing beats a day of screwing up home improvement projects quite like a cold brewski. Our new zippered Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler...

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Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

$1.99

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and who you think should be kicked off Big Brother next! For...

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Lil' Pink Flamingo Kiddie Pool Float

$14.99 $8.99

Our Big Mouth Lil' Pink Flamingo Kiddie Pool Float was designed for the cutest ‘mingo in the flock! Why fit in when you were born to stand out! We assume your little one follows in your footsteps—big personality with an appetite for laughs...

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