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Gift Guide

It's our 2020 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2020 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

Cat Astronaut Mints

$3.99

Ground Control to Major Tomcat Take your Cat Astronaut Mints and put your helmet on. When Cat Astronaut has its head in that glass helmet, bad breath is the enemy.  Which is why he purrfurs to use Cat Astronaut Mints before and during all of...

Cat Market Mate Foldable Bag

$6.99

It's the purr-fect fit! This aMeeeeowzing Cat Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Cat Market Mate Bag will replace over 100 plastic grocery bags per year. That's a lot of plastic and it makes a difference! This super...

Cats! Socks

$10.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just outnumber the litter of kittens and grandcats you have in...

Cattitude Mug

$17.99

Escape the wrath of the nails and hissing! Grab your favorite warm beverage with our Cattitude Mug. It's the purr-fect cup of cattitude and a guide to feline foibles. Never get scratched again with this a-meow-zing guide to your cat’s crazy mood...

CBD Gummy Peach Rings

$24.99

These cannabidiol edibles will leave you feeling just peachy! It's no coincidence our CBD Gummy Peach Rings are shaped like tiny life savers, for they truly are! These tasty little treats pack a substantial punch with 25mg of CBD per piece...

CBD Gummy Bear Party Pack 3000mg

$119.99

Keep Calm and Munch On Yummy CBD Gummies Introducing our mega-huge CBD Gummy Bear Party Pack 3000mg!  Personally, we eat our CBD gummy bears two at at time. So they don't have to die alone.  We're thoughtful like that. CBD...

CBD Gummy Party Pack 3000mg

$119.99

There's a CBD party in my tummy! Feeling funny, feeling funny... You may enjoy the occasional Yo Gabba Gabba episode, but our CBD Gummy Party Pack are for adults only! They do not contain THC - rather they do contain the super awesome power of CBD oil...

CBD Gummy Watermelon Rings

$24.99

Feeling a bit melon-choly? Our CBD infused edibles will save the day! Formulated with cannabidiol our CBD Gummy Watermelon Rings help to promote an awesome sense of calm and overall wellness,  CBD is short for cannabidiol. Cannabidiol...

Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks

$12.99

Signed, Sealed + Delivered SocksProudly label yourself or others with our Certified Pain In The Ass Men's Socks! Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss...

Chakra Crystals Stone Gift Pack

$17.99

open ○ release ○ balance Feeling out of whack? Check out our Chakra Crystal Stone Pack!  Sounds like it's high time you chill out, recenter, and realign yourself with the universe. Lucky you! We've got just the tools you need to help you along your...

Cone Of Shame Bandages

$5.99

Doggone-it!  Did you see that wall jump out at me? Are you having one of those terrier'ible days when mutt'n seems to be going your way? Our pitifully cute Cone of Shame Doggy Bandages are an excellent remedy for when you're having a ruff...

Craft Beer Lollipop

$4.99

Revolutionize the way you party down with our Craft Beer Lollipops that are shaped like craft beer bottles and available in three crafted flavors. What better flavors of custom beer than pale ale, classic lager and chocolate stout for these hand-poured...

Cupcakes Are Muffins That Believed in Miracles Greeting Card

$3.99

You ain't seen muffin yet! Our aww inspiring Cupcakes Are Muffins That Believed in Miracles Greeting Card begs the recipient to dream big and envision a delicious future! A single day can change everything, and maybe, just maybe this single act of...

CYMK Pen

$7.99

Sketch in full color! Every color can be created by combining the 4 colours; Cyan, Magenta, Yellow & Black. Change inks with the sliding selectors, coloured ink tubes in the clear nib provide visual confirmation. Experiment, doodle, sketch, get...

Dancing with Jesus Mini Bobbling Figurine + Book

$10.99

Lord Almighty! Jesus sure has some righteous moves! Our Dancing with Jesus: Mini Bobbling Figurine + Book is truly a God send! Are your dance moves unrighteous?  Do you refrain from getting down, lest others judge you cruelly?  Fear not...

Did It Hurt? When You Clawed Your Way Up From Hell Card

$4.99

Just scraped my knees a bit... Our devilish, "Did It Hurt? When You Clawed Your Way Up From Hell" Greeting Card is perfect for that girlfriend that looks like she rode the highway from hell to find you! She's not the kind to be asked if she fell from...

Dill Pickles Candle

$11.99

  This candle smells dill-icious! Expectant mothers rejoice! Our Dill Pickles Candle will help you manage those unique cravings, here it is. Pungent enough to satisfy all your gherkin desires. Expectant fathers: On those wintery days you don't...

Dinosaur Poop Lollipop

$4.99 $3.99

You saur it here first! There's no bones about it, our Dinosaur Poop Lollipops are mammoth hit with dino lovers!  Melville Candy dinosaur poop lollipops are a fun unique sweet treat Hard candy green and blue swirl lollipops Coated with glittery...

Discover Box: Crystals Stone Gift Pack

$17.99

Life is like a box of crystals  Our fun and colorful Discover Box: Crystals Stone Gift Pack is a super cool way to introduce a curious soul to the awesome properties of crystals! Written for inquisitive beginners it's a great starter kit with many...

Dog Market Mate Foldable Bag

$6.99

Paw-some to take to the Flea Market! This ulti-mutt Dog Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Dog Market Mate will replace over 100 plastic grocery bags per year. That's a lot of plastic and it makes a difference! This...

Dogs, Snacks + Naps Sticker

$3.99

Life as I know it... and love it! Are you still deciding on that tattoo? We hear ya! How about you start by tattooing your travel mug, car, phone, or computer with our Dogs, Snacks + Naps Sticker! Made in the USA Measures 2.75 inches wide X 3 inches...

Dogs: Here To Remind You Everything Is Very Exciting Pouch

$10.99

Howl you doin? Everything is very exciting for dogs and they're here to remind you about our awesome Dogs Jumbo Pouch! This is the BEST bag! It's amazing! You can't live without it! Just TRY and live without it! Is that a squirrel? Made from recycled...

Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edgeI'm trying not to lose my headIt's...

Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt

$12.99

Drop it like it's hot. Get ready to cook up some fun with our Droppin' A Recipe On Your Ass Oven Mitt! Whether you're a Pinterest Mistress or a natural born chef, you'll instantly become smitten with this mitten as it makes presenting your latest...

Earth Night Light

$5.99

Do you still want to be an astronaut when you grow up?   All you've always imagined is waking up in the middle of the night floating in outer space and seeing the illuminated Earth! With our Earth Night Light you don't have to be in a spaceship to...

Fake News Candle

$19.99

Smells like twitter. Our Fake News Candle is for everyone that reads headline news on social media. This candle smells just like Orange Kool-Aid which means it MUST be believed. But Not MY Twitter. Mine is filled with completely factual alternative...

Fart In Front Of Each Other Greeting Card

$4.99

Love is in the air Our love-is-in-the-air Inflatulated Card is the perfect card to give to someone to let them know that you're so comfortable with them that you'll just let the farts rip. You don't even worry about closing the door when you go to the...

Fast Food Scented Candle

$11.99 $10.55

If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner!   Instead we'll just sit here smelling this grease scented goodness.   Ketchup, mayo, Pete's...

Flash + Fly Helicopter

$2.99

A great toys for kids and husbands! Because there is nothing more entertaining than shooting flashing things into the air and watching them come back down. Seriously. What could be better? Turn on our Fly and Flash Helicopter and sling shot it into the...

Foam Alive Motion Magic

$4.99

It's alive! Flip it to flow and watch it go! It magically comes to life! Foam Alive is soft, squishy, fluffy foam that mysteriously moves in "flow motion". Place Foam Alive in your hands and let it flow through your fingers! It looks like it is actually...

Freedom Soap - Foam Of The Brave

$3.49 $3.07

Foam of the brave! Give me your grungy, your mired, your muddy masses yearning to be clean! Liberate your self from that stinky, stanky, day old, funk with our Freedom soap!  Apparently, independence smells of garden cucumber with a hint of olive...

Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm

$4.99

Better than all mother brands! So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. Our Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing your lips in the time...

Frida Kahlo's On The Lips Of Dreams Lip Balm

$4.99

Cool and soothing no matter how hot your temper! Smooth on Frida Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm and paint your self-portrait with orange, lemon, and lime flavor. A lip balm in its own right Surreal citrus flavor Full of sensations An...

Fur Four-Eyes Only Cat Coin Purse

$9.99

Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get those peepers? Jeepers creepers, where'd ya get that freaking adorable Fur Four-Eyes Only Cat Coin Purse? It's the purrfect place to stash your MILK essentials! Money, ID, Lipstick, Keys! There is a side pocket on the...

Giant Shark Lounger Pool Float

$39.99 $35.19

Having a plain ol' lounger kinda bites From out of the blue comes our giant-sized Shark Pool Lounger! Coming in at 5 feet long, it’s sized just right for relaxing with your chums in the water. The breaching shark head doubles as a comfy backrest...

Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube Sled

$24.99 $21.99

Ahhh. There's nothing better than soft, fresh snow! ​​And whether you're looking to Shred the Gnar or Shave Ice you'll have an arctic blast on our Giant Snow Cone Snow Tube! At 4 feet long it's hilariously big! You'll experience a sugar-rush-like thrill...

Ginormous Monster Yard Sprinkler

$59.99 $51.59

Have monster fun in the sun! Stand within spitting distance of our Ginormous Monster Yard Sprinkler if you're looking to have a scary good time under the giant flaming ball in the sky! What could you possibly do to make a monster loving kid's...

Glamingo Fruit Punch Scented Glitter Sunscreen

$19.99 $17.79

Pink glitter in the sun = fun fun fun! This exciting pink Glamingo Fruit Punch Scented Glitter SPF50+ Sunscreen is nourishing and loaded with antioxidants, provides broad spectrum UVA/UVB protection and 80 minutes of water resistance. Your skin will...

Go Away I'm Introverting Pouch

$7.99

Alone time in progress! You wanna binge Netflix with me and my cats? Sorry, you're not invited. Our lone Go Away I'm Introverting Pouch says what needs to be said... just leave me alone. Sometimes my alone time is for your safety! Made from recycled...

Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel

$10.99

Our swanky Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is the perfect anti-housewarming gift. Useful, stylish, thoughtful, and hilarious! This sassy and stylish dishtowel features an awesome retro pad, with a seemingly happy hostess answering the door to excited...

Good Measure Beer Recipe Glass

$9.99

Our pitcher perfect Good Measure Beer Cocktails Recipe Glass is just what the bartender ordered! You're not seeing double (yet!) this incredibly useful pint glass also doubles as a 16-oz measuring ​​glass!  Printed with 7 delectable cocktail...

Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel

$10.99

Our delightfully retro Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel is a nod to everyone's favorite vacation in a bottle. Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. This colorful kitchen towel resembles a postcard and features a...

Hang in There Sloth Floaty Pen

$4.99

Just hanging out at work Our nostalgia-inducing Hang in There Sloth Write Side Up Floaty Pen will give you warm fuzzies and flashbacks of the walls of your elementary school. Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being mesmerized by...

Hangry Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt.  That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for you!...

Happy Camper DIY Pencil Holder

$12.99

Kitschy camper for your crayons!  Simply assemble and you're ready to park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk.  Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure (or...

Have A Ball Kitten Pop-up Birthday Card

$5.99

Paws-ibly the best card ever! Seriously. No kitten! It's official. Our adorable Have A Ball Kitten Pop-up Birthday Card has been voted The Bestest Card of the Year by the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee!  Send your fellow cat lovers warm fuzzies and an...

Healing Stones

$14.99

Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said sometimes!)   At other times you may need a little homeopathic remedy to get you back on the...

Helping Hands Chopsticks

$4.99

Looks like your chopstick skills could use a helping hand. Please, a tiny round of applause for our Helping Hands Chopsticks, which were recently featured on BuzzFeed! Hilariously adorable they also make it perfectly okay to eat with your hands, in any...

Hey Bitches Gum

$1.99

Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack - your gang of girls together. Will it be a tears and ice cream night or a go out and (no survivors)...

High Fives 80's Aerobics Greeting Card

$4.99

Yes! High Fives! Brighten someone's day with the High Fives Card. It could be a thank you, get better or just a fun how are you message. Never doubt the power and glory of jazz hands and high fives! Joy is just bursting out of this card! And one, and...

Hip Hip Hooray Rainbow Greeting Card

$5.99

Congratulations! Nice! Good job! We are so happy for you! Let's celebrate! Our Hip Hip Hooray Rainbow Greeting Card is adorned with a three-dimensional happy colorful rainbow! The super adorable high quality matching rainbow striped envelope makes this...

Hit Reply All One More Time I Swear To God Gum

$1.99

Just no! Step away from the mouse! You don't seem to get the hint we've been dropping for years  We're not interested in what you think! We've seen the jokes, most beautiful pictures of national parks, fake news, this year's flu warning and formed...

Holy Roller Lint Roller

$11.99

Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention! Our hilarious Holy Roller Lint Roller is ready to help roll that damned fur off your favorite black sweater! A fun gift for your church going pals, or you...

Horny For Food Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink retro design of this cheeky oven mitt is begging you to find a man who looks at you the way this woman looks at her cookbooks. Scratch that. Just, like,...

Hot Dog Bandages

$5.99

Turn whiners into wieners in no time! We're going to be frank, our Hot Dog Bandages are real wieners! No one likes scrapes, cuts and bruises but everyone relishes at the idea of covering them up with these super cute Hot Dog Bandages. They're definitely...

How F*cking Lucky Are We Greeting Card

$4.99

Thick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new friends or something more intimate... it acknowledges how exceptional and significant your...

Howligans Pet Shaming Kit

$11.99

Share the love. Share the shame. Our Howligans Pet Shaming Kit came to be, in order to keep the universe in alignment. After all, we love our pets! They’re cute, charismatic, and provide us with unconditional love! But, they also ruin our...

I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold Men's Socks

$12.99

Thank you for your concern! It was touch and go for awhile... I Almost Died But It Was Just A Cold.   We're not saying men can't handle being sick... but these socks sure are! Call a waaa-mbulance my honey's nose is running! Is this...

I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel

$10.99

Our proud and cocky I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel is totally relatable. Especially if you act like a giant cock in the morning. You're not the only one! Just look at the size of this rooster! This early-to-rise loud mouth is waking the...

I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

$1.99

Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Stop the car! I'm getting out... a piece of gum to cut this tension with some much needed laughter. Fragile...

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