Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel

$10.99

Our deliciously distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the cook ordered! We don't need your half-baked ideas. Your pinch of advice, or dash of criticism. Mind your own plate and get out of our site before you become the main...

Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set

$12.99

Space... The final frontier. Introducing our Star Trek Light-and-Sound Tricorder Set! Fans and collectors of the hit sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation with Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise, will love this one-of-a-kind,...

Water Logged Tree Stump Coasters

$7.99

What wood you do if someone ruined your favorite piece of furniture in the thick of your party?  Wood you be fluming mad and tell them cedar later or would you just leaf it alone? No need to branch out and find new friends just yet because our...

G-Clamp Bottle Opener

$14.99

A good tool for the right job!   A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle opener! If your latest DIY project is thirsty work, crack open a cold brew after a hard day in...

Hi. I Don't Care. Thanks. Socks

$10.99

Really Couldn't Care Less Socks To be honest, our effortlessly cheerful and relentlessly candid Hi, I Don't Care, Thanks Socks simply don't give a damn if like them or not.  But you will. One could say that socks are just like women. They...

Hillary's Uranium (One) Glow In The Dark Soap

$7.99

Cleans up messes faster than getting an illegal FISA warrant! Has your morning glow been missing lately? Radioactivate your day in the most environmentally friendly, organic way! When you use our Hillary's favorite Uranium (One) Bar of Glow In The...

No.2 Pencil Scented Candle

$11.99

I used to sharpen my pencil 10 times a day at school just so I could smell the newly shaven wood and graphite?    Our No. 2 Pencil Candle celebrates the teacher, student, draftsman, artist and designer. Light it to relive your glory days at...

Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist

$11.99

Russion Collusion To Cover Up For Your Poop No matter how strenuous the investigation is against you taking a poop in public, with our Vladimir Pootin Lavatory Mist your sh*t will come out smelling like flowers - jasmine to be exact! Why? Because a...

Peeking Bird on Branch Toothbrush Stand

$9.99

With our adorable Peeking Bird on Branch Toothbrush Stand there will be no reason to look around for your toothbrush anymore!This cute little Peeking Bird sits atop a white branch at the base and stands guard next to your toothbrush. This whimsical...

You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote

$9.99

Our eye-catching You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote echoes a sentiment that can be heard loud and clear, but never fully felt.  But you should feel it, because you are.  You are beautiful inside and out and so is everyone else, can't you...

Cornhole Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Cornhole Men's Socks will quickly become your lucky pair of gaming socks! Cornhole...  So Stupid, So Fun! And it's quickly become everyone's favorite lawn game/outdoor drinking activity! Whether you're tailgating, hosting a BBQ, or...

Turtely Awesome Turtle Poop

$5.99

What the shell! We've gone and dung it again! You can now buy the unthinkable, the fossilized feces of your dreams... our Turtley Awesome Turtle Poop! Formally know as Coprolite, this prehistoric poop made it out of the turtling poop stage millions of...

Unicorn Tea Infuser

$16.99

Infuse your day with positivi-tea with our Unicorn Tea Infuser! This majestic rainbow maned beauty will magically turn hot water into a cup of tea! Just add tea leaves to this Unicorn Tea Infuser, and let this mythical one-horned creature turn...

Busy Making A F*cking Difference Men's Socks

$12.99

Our hard-working Busy Making A Fucking Difference Men's Socks are a powerful fashion statement for guys from all walks of life. A reminder for yourself and fortunate onlookers of just how great an impact you have on this world. Wear them ironically as...

Makin' Waves Mermaid Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Be a Mermaid and Make WavesWe're shell shocked by the size of our Makin' Waves Mermaid Jumbo Pouch. You'l have to sea it to believe it!  You'll want to have and to hold this buxom beauty on you at all times. The beautiful raven haired maiden is...

Uranus Lavatory Mist

$11.99

And now, for an in-depth look into Uranus Lavatory Mist... Blah blah blah, something about gaseous planets... enough with the fluff, already! Here's the deal: "Uranus" is never not funny. So, we ran with it. Butt, in case you didn't know... Uranus's...

Handicorn Unicorn Hand Puppet

$6.99

A Handy Gift for Unicorn Lovers! Excuse me sir, I must tell you that your hand is extraordinary! Yawn.  Look at your boring old hand!  It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC!...

Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler

$15.99

If you're fixing to find the perfect gift, our Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler is more than qualified for the job! Nothing beats a day of screwing up home improvement projects quite like a cold brewski. Our new zippered Handyman Toolbox Beverage Cooler...

I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

$12.99

The mother of all oven mitts Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you kiddos do, while allowing you to hold hot items! Neato!  Even the most innocent, put-together, June...

Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers

$3.99

Whether it's been a lengthy summer break or a rare 3 day weekend, take the burn off the return with this totally cool back to school gift... our Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers! The name's quite the mouthful but resist eating them no...

Shrimp Cocktail Drink Markers

$9.99

Shrimply the best wine charms Worried about losing track of your drink? Just krill out and add one of our Shrimp Cocktail Drink Markers to the rim of your glass! This set includes 6 uniquely colored shrimp-shaped charms, so that way there's no...

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