Gift Guide

2019 Gift GuideIt's our popular 2019 Unique Gift Guide!

Find the perfect gift! Shopping for gifts has never been so much fun! We'll grab your hand and we'll help you explore the depths of awesomeness lurking below the surf.  Our 2019 Gift Guide has fun suggestions to find the best gift for Him, Her, Kids, Teenagers, Co-workers + Pets and more!

 

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Oops, I Sharted Myself Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

Never trust a fart.  Butt if... for some reason you find one that is particularly trust-worthy and it back fires on you... well shit.  Guess it's time you grabbed our I Sharted Myself Sanitizer. A perfect gift for the over-achieving farter...

Step Aside Coffee Gum

$1.99

Coffee... We love you.  You're so cute sometimes!  Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! We have a lot of experience... We've been at this for a long time. And we know what we need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it.  But only...

This Wine Is Making Me Awesome Socks

$9.99

Wine + Me = Awesome SocksIf you frequently make pour decisions our This Wine Is Making Me Awesome Socks are right up your alley! Expressing the inner thoughts on your sometimes out layer, these socks give a hint at what you're thinking... This wine is...

Unicorn Decision Maker Pen

$5.99

Hmmm... what would a unicorn do... ponder not! Our Unicorn Decision Maker Pen has the answer! For those who have never lost their sense of wonder... and have found a new sense of wonder, like... I wonder what I should do!? Our Unicorn Decision Maker Pen...

Awkward Silence Game

$14.99

Our hilarious Awkward Silence Game clearly points out, that some things are better left unsaid. This hilariously uncomfortable game lets you share how you really feel, potentially destroying age-old relationships in the process. Your friends will...

Have a Heart Temporary Tattoos

$4.49 $2.00

Butterflies, hearts, and stars, oh my! With our Have a Heart Temporary Tattoos show the world that your heart is in the right place, even if it's plastered on your face! Have you had your heart set on a tattoo, but are afraid of the commitment? Take...

Lookin' Good For Jesus Socks

$10.99

Socks For Church On Sunday Gosh darn it all to heck! If you don't find divine comfort in these sole saving ankle socks, you may be toe'tally beyond redemption! So ditch your holey socks and grace yourself with a pair of our gloriously unholey Lookin'...

Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set

$12.99

This is nacho Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set, yet! Thumb wrestling meets lucha libre with our unique Lucha Libre Mexican Thumb Wrestling Set that brings the competitive Mexican sport to enthusiasts all over the world! Known for its bold...

National Embarrassmints

$2.99

Trump your bad breath with a mint! Our Donald Trump National Embarrassmints are pretty darn puny don't ya think?  We hope these mints don't offend you!  We had some Hillary ones too, but they were just picked up by black van full of...

Super Duper Scooper Giant Ice Cream Cone Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Snow Queen meets Dairy Queen I scream, you scream, we all scream while hanging on for dear life to our humongous Super Duper Scooper Giant Ice Cream Cone Snow Tube Sled! For the snow bunny with a sweet tooth... if a foot of fresh snow reminds you of...

At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum

$1.99

Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in a committed long-term relationship with our surrogate beds. Listen, when a couch hands you a compliment,...

Finger Weightlifting Set

$9.99

Is your middle finger the only one receiving a regular workout? It's time to beef up your knuckle sandwich with our Finger Weightlifting Set! They won't know what hit them!  This one-of-a-kind miniature weightlifting set lets you pump some...

I Was F*cking Talking Socks

$10.99

Pissed Off Pineapple SocksOur deliciously juicy I Was F*cking Talking Socks speaks volumes without saying a word! Now, you know you're going to where these on days you expect to run into someone who grates on your nerves. Maybe it's not appropriate...

LED Light Up Bobo Balloons

$4.99

As seen on Rachel Ray with Katie Linendoll!  Be the light and the life of the party with Bobo Balloons!  The reflection of the lights against the shiny PVC balloon give the illusion of hundreds of lights! Each Balloon can reach 15 inches...

Liberal Tears Bumper Sticker Magnet + Matching Sticker

$14.99

Our Liberal Tears Bumper Sticker Magnet + Matching Sticker is a fun way to take a little poke at those overly sensitive NFL player snowflakes! Your know where to stick it... Stick one on the back or side of your car, toss one on your gym locker or even...

Magnetic Flat Lite Flashlight

$4.99

Sleek and slick and it sticks! Our adorable Magnetic Flat Lite Flashlight is perfect for tight places and small spaces.  It looks like someone shrunk and flattened a full size flashlight! You can throw one in your pocket, pop one in your purse, keep...

Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos

$4.49 $2.00

Leave your mark. Our Sealed With A Kiss Temporary Tattoos are for when you care enough to send more than a duck face selfie. A fun gift for any special occasion that will let you shower your sweetie with kisses from far away.  Or you can send it...

You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt

$12.99

Go on and take it. Our aggressively coy You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt will strike a chord with all of the food pushers out there. We're looking at you Grandma! Sorry, did that sound like a threat? What I meant was that you'd be reallllllly sorry if...

Dapper Yellow Lab Mini Easel

$6.99

Who's A Good Boy Painting For Dog LoversIntroducing a new breed in home decor, our Dapper Yellow Lab Mini Easel! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy!?  As if friendly yellow labs weren't cute enough already, dress one in a tuxedo with a dogmatic...

F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

$1.99

Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your mouth. A deliciously fun political gift for anyone who distrusts the government...

Giant Inflatable Cheeseburger Snow Tube

$24.99

Take the bite out of winter! Our Giant Inflatable Cheeseburger Snow Tube is delicious!  If you have an insatiable appetite for fun and burgers, it's time to ditch your old sled and give into temptation!  Check out the juicy details: ...

Hangry Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt.  That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for you!...

Holy Sh*t I Love You Dish Towel

$10.99

Our Holy Shit I Love You Dish Towel features a pair of star-crossed lovers locking eyes across a crowded pasture. Or, a casual staring contest between buddies. You decide. Whether you like to spend time in the kitchen cooking, eating, or gabbing, this...

I Go All The Way Dish Towel

$10.99

The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member of the Clean Plate of the Month Club since 1985. A...

I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum

$1.99

Uh, oh! They've found us out! Our I'm Not Sarcastic, I'm Just Mean Gum is dropping truth bombs by way of delicious chicklet-sized mint gum! A fun item to have for those moments when you don't have time for humility. If they didn't get the message at...

Light-Up Unicorn Headband

$12.99

Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn. Our Luminous Light-Up Unicorn Headband is an incredibly awesome costume accessory for unicorn lovers - whether it's anywhere near Halloween or not! With the push of a couple buttons,...

Magic Poo

$3.99

#1 Poopy Stocking Stuffer! If you're always looking for sh*t to play with our Magic Poo is the one for you! This crap is magic! Well, kinda sorta, anyway.  Use this frighteningly realistic poo to play pranks, relieve stress, and entertain your inner...

Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks

$10.99

Socks For The Alpha Females In Your Live Whether you're kicking back or kicking @ss our Motherf*cking Girl Power Socks will be there to cheer you on! And trust us.. those naysayers will get your message loud and clear! Don't even get us star'ted on how...

World's Smallest GI Joe

$4.99

G.I. Joe - A Real Small American Hero Need a job done? Our pose-able World's Smallest GI Joe will fit right into your pocket to guide your imagination to your next adventure! He's a Man of Action, our G.I. Joe Action Soldier is the tested and grizzled...

Giant 7 Foot Tall Elephant Yard Sprinkler

$59.99

Our Giant Elephant Yard Sprinkler will make your summer unforgettable! (Get it?? Elephants don't forget!) Anyhoo, in case you haven't herd, there's a new sprinkler just stomped into town and will likely make all other sprinklers seem completely...

I Just Sh*t In The Woods Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

The worst thing about camping or hiking is that sudden urge to drop a deuce.   So next time you poop in the woods, have our I Just Shit in The Woods Hand Sanitizer available for your cleaning and sanitizing needs.   Let's just say... crapping...

Men's Sitting Duck Socks

$8.99

If our Men's Sitting Duck Socks are just ducky, we don't know what is! Rubber ducky, you're the one, you make going to work and doing dreary things, so much fun! Featuring an army of rubber duckies on a light aqua background, they're the hint of...

Oh My Ombre! Mechanical Pencils and Erasers

$7.99

Our eye-catching Oh My Ombre! Mechanical Pencils and Erasers will keep your creative juices flowing as you pull energy from the exciting transfer of color to beautiful color resting in your hot little hands! You’ll say “oh my!” when you...

Ship Happens Poo-Pourri

$9.99

Ahoy Maties! Next time you're in close quarters, but feel like you gotta abandon sh**... they'll be no reason to rush to the panic station, because we're going to throw you a line! With our naughty Ship Happens Poo~Pourri Toilet Spray as your First Mate,...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Woman's Socks

$10.99

Should Have Called In Sick For Work SocksOur classy yet sassy This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks are perfect for flashing a little ankle at the next pointless meeting. Because we can damn well guaranteed you'd rather be lounging on the couch with a bowl of...

Wet My Whistle Musical Straws

$9.99

With our Wet My Whistle Musical Straws, the *clink* of ice dropping into your glass wont be the only music to your ears!   Its like that cool whistle candy you used to get when you're a kid... but this time, instead of candy, its connected to your...

Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

Bar Bones Cocktail Strainer

$8.49

Rattle Them BonesGo ahead, pick your poison.  Then extract the very soul of your cocktail creations with our Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer!   MUAHHAHAHHAH!   Our a tough-as-bones cocktail strainer, is the perfect way to...

F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now Socks We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a "Fuck," that's why. Our ruggedly handsome Fuck This...

Fresh + Fruity Scented Neon Gel Crayon Highlighters

$9.99

Drop what you're doing! There’s no need to settle for a boring highlighter when you can reach for something fresh!  Our phenomenal Fresh + Fruity Scented Neon Gel Crayon Highlighters set is everything you need and want when making...

Get Your Sh*t Together Snarky Tea

$14.99

Okay, so you really need to work on your life at the moment... Our Get Your Sh*t Together Snarky Tea can help. What's that? You need a recap? You went out with co-workers last night and performed karaoke in front of your boss. You may or may not have...

Giant Reindeer Snow Tube Sled

$24.99

Watch out, Grandma! Ho-ho-hold on tight! Our Giant Reindeer Snow Tube Sled is making its way to a hill near you. It's so much more comfortable than those boring old plastic slabs you've been using! Simply inflate, find a snowy hill, then grab the...

Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser

$9.99

Is this the real life?  Is this just fanta-sea? We are not squiding you right now!  It's o-fish-al!  Although totally silly and completely adorable our Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser is no joke and is ready to sink into a nice cup of tea...

You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote

$9.99

Our eye-catching You're Beautiful, Don't Change Handy Tote echoes a sentiment that can be heard loud and clear, but never fully felt.  But you should feel it, because you are.  You are beautiful inside and out and so is everyone else, can't you...

Bigfoot Bandages

$5.99

Extra Big For The Extra Hairy! Bigfoot is always walking around those woods while he's barefoot.   So when he steps on a sharp stick or scrapes his foot, Mrs. Bigfoot likes to use our awesome extra large Bigfoot Bandages. To cover all your...

CBD Gummy Blueberry Rings

$24.99

CBD edibles shaped as tiny life savers - coincidence? We think naut! Our CBD Gummy Blueberry Rings are here to come to the rescue! These tasty little hemp oil candies pack a substantial punch with 25mg of CBD per piece. Don't know what CBD is? Allow us...

Fast Food Scented Candle

$11.99

If we didn't have to worry about our blood getting sluggish from the grease we'd totally eat fast food french fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner!   Instead we'll just sit here smelling this grease scented goodness.   Ketchup, mayo, Pete's...

Flamingo Tropic Tacks Pushpins

$7.99

Get a leg up on organization with our Flamingo Tropic Tacks Pushpins! A flamboyance of flamingos has taken over your corkboard, wading to get your notes organized! Fred's Tropic Tacks are standing tall on useful pushpin "legs" to hold down bills,...

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp

$79.99

Just 150,000 Calories! There are just few things in life that are as enjoyable as an ice cream cone!  What better way can you think of to brighten up the mood in your home or office than with a Giant Ice Cream Cone lamp!  Marvel your guests as...

President Trump Troll

$14.99 $13.29

Meet the President Trump Troll. The greatest collectible for both fans and foes. Because being President of the United States takes character and there's never been a character like this before. He's always got something to say. "My hair, my hair is SO...

Rainbow Wine Stopper + Drink Marker Set

$9.99

Our Rainbow Wine Stopper and Drink Marker Set is a sure way to brighten up your party! No only does it let each party-goer mark their wine glass, it also lets you cork your wine with a fun cloud and a rainbow. Bring the Rainbow Wine Stopper &...

Shooting Star Rainbow Kiddo Float

$19.99

The More You Know Our Shooting Star Rainbow Kiddo Float encourages you to reach for the stars! While some of you may notice it looks a heck of a lot like the ole NBC PSA logo, others may just see for what it is! An awesome gift for star gazers and...

Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

$3.99

Go ahead.  At first glance, it may seem like this little girl is taking a joy ride on a sweet, puffy cloud.  But look again.  Kind of looks like the cloud's the one being taken for a ride, doesn't it?  Introducing the subtle...

Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

Humiliating Drink Stickers

$3.99 $2.00

Our Humiliating Drink Stickers are a hilarious way to prank a mate and have everyone in stitches at home or at the bar! All you must do is to seek out the perfect opportunity, create an Oscar-worthy distraction, or do your best ninja impersonation...

Jumbo Rainbow Fruit-Scented Eraser

$5.99

Don't let a mistake rain on your parade! The sun is out and it's time to erase in a big way with our Jumbo Rainbow Fruit-Scented Eraser! This massive rainbow colored eraser will work wonders on any pencil erasing job you have… large and small...

Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the...

Nacho Cheese Candle

$11.99 $5.00

An awesomely cheesy gift Though it's cheesey, we think our Nacho Cheese Candle is pretty grate! Whether you like being reminded of baseball games, country fairs, late night Taco Bell runs, or movie theater concessions, the Nacho Cheese Candle stings the...

Popcorn Scented Candle

$11.99 $5.00

Nothing smells as good and mouthwatering as fresh popping popcorn!  Unfortunately, all that butter and salt could hurt you!    Our Popcorn Scented Candle can turn movies at home into a real theater experience without the lines, people or...