Blue Q Pizza's Here Oven Mitt
*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A...
Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser
When you want to take life slow and hang out with a cup of tea, our Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser is happy to be there for you! Time to smell the roses. You deserve to take a break from...
Blue Q 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel
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Honey, Let's Swap Positions Tonight Dish Towel
Our well-done Honey, Let's Swap Positions Tonight Dish Towel is a play-on classic gender role reversal. Deceivingly cheeky, not kinky, it sarcastically reads: "Honey, Let's swap positions tonight.....
Elsa Apron
Overcome your fear of the kitchen and embrace your inner cooking powers with a little help from our fearless Elsa Apron! Learn to accept your at times not-so-amazing cooking abilities.....
Sunscreen Flask Set
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Tough Cookies Cookie Cutters
We noticed that many folks these days are really into tattoos. Perpetual Kid, on the other hand, is into cookies - our moms won't yell at us for cookies! So that seemed like a good starting...
Let Us Glitter Bomb Your Friends
Yep! Perpetual Kid will Glitter Bomb your friends for you! Okay... with all the bad press glitter has been getting lately, we had to step in and defend, hands down, the best craft...
Lil' Lager Baby Bottle
Double-takes are guaranteed when your kid starts knocking back their favorite beverage with our hilarious Chill, Baby Lil' Lager Baby Bottle. No it's not beer, it's just good old...
Kitchen aid at your fingertips! Fed up of frantically thumbing through cookbooks while your goulash explodes? Or coating your keyboard in baked mac and cheese while looking up cooking times and measurements on Google? Fear not! We've put all of that useful info right at your fingertips. An apron is no longer just something to keep you clear or a place to wipe your dirty hands!
Printed upside down on the apron for easy reading! Also has a large front pocket to hold your recipes, utensils or even to put your hands in!
100% Cotton. One size fits most, measures 34.5 inches long x 34.25 inches wide.
