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Summary

Your bathroom isn't complete without Uranus Soap. This tiny 2 ounce bar of soap will get big laughs! Require a larger bar? Contact your MD about Uranus size.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

Shipping

* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Uranus isn't just a planet

Your bathroom isn't complete without Uranus Soap. If you're looking for a way to spice up your next family together, make sure you have this soap in plain sight!

  • Tiny 2oz. hotel-size bar of soap**
  • Unscented.
  • Funny-Ass Soap!
  • Not tested on animals
  • Made in the USA

**If you require a larger bar of soap, we recommend consulting a doctor about Uranus size immediately.

Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub in your best bath, all the more interesting with this smart @ss little soap! A fun gift housewarming gift for your giggle partner in crime!

2 oz. / 56 g. Not tested on animals. Made in the USA. Vegetable soap base, Glycerine, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Goatmilk. Measures 2.25 inches long  x 1.75 inch tall x 1 deep. Our Uranus Soap is a hole new kinda soap.

Item Number:
SOAP-7784 
814229007784
Uranus not your anus!
*Free Shipping $49+
Keep Uranus on hand! Ponder. Rinse. Repeat.

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