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Uranus Soap
Uranus not your anus!
Uranus not your anus!
Uranus Soap

Uranus Soap by Unemployed Philosophers Guild

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Description

Your bathroom isn't complete without Uranus Soap. This tiny 2 ounce bar of soap will get big laughs! Require a larger bar? Contact your MD about Uranus size.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

Shipping

Same day shipping on orders received by NOON EST, M-F. We cover your shipping on orders of $49* See details*

Uranus isn't just a planet

Your bathroom isn't complete without Uranus Soap. If you're looking for a way to spice up your next family together, make sure you have this soap in plain sight!

  • Tiny 2oz. hotel-size bar of soap**
  • Unscented.
  • Funny-Ass Soap!
  • Not tested on animals
  • Made in the USA

**If you require a larger bar of soap, we recommend consulting a doctor about Uranus size immediately.

Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub in your best bath, all the more interesting with this smart @ss little soap! A fun gift housewarming gift for your giggle partner in crime!

2 oz. / 56 g. Not tested on animals. Made in the USA. Vegetable soap base, Glycerine, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Goatmilk. Measures 2.25 inches long  x 1.75 inch tall x 1 deep. Our Uranus Soap is a hole new kinda soap.

Item Number
SOAP-7784
Uranus not your anus!
Free Shipping $49+
Keep Uranus on hand! Ponder. Rinse. Repeat.

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